You lied to me in your deposition didn't you Mr. Buckingham?

Off with his head - so much for Buckingham.

I have been to Buckingham Palace and 10 Downing Street but cannot get on the BBC. I am very disappointed because it boils down to snobbery.

I don't like being lied to.

I lied, ... I didn't know if he was a cop.

They're changing guard at Buckingham Palace - / Christopher Robin went down with Alice.