You need that guy like a giraffe needs strep throat.

Class never tries to build itself up by tearing others down. Class is already up and need not strive to look better by making others look worse.

I don't believe that you have to be a cow to know what milk is.

If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife.

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

The trouble with talking too fast is you may say something you haven't thought of yet.