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I never met a man I didn't like until I met Will Rogers.
MORT SAHL
You will never know how much you value what you have, until it's safety is threatened.
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People never care how much you know until they know how much you care.
JOHN C. MAXWELL
You will never know how much you can accomplish until you try. Never stop trying. Your miracle will ...
LAILAH GIFTYAKITA
There are approximately two trillion cells in the human body. You are never alone, there are always ...
DWIGHT W. HAYES
Yet man will never be perfect until he learns to create and destroy; he does know how to destroy, an...
ALEXANDRE DUMAS
You never know how a horse will pull until you hook him to a heavy load.
PAUL BRYANT
You never know how a horse will pull until you hook him to a heavy load
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You never know how a horse will pull until you hook him up to a heavy load.
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Poverty is a lot like childbirth - you know it is going to hurt before it happens, but you'll never ...
JOANNE KATHLEEN ROWLING
You don't know how much you know until you know how much you don't know.
ANON.
You never know how short a month is until you pay alimony.
JOHN BARRYMORE
A proud man is seldom a grateful man, for he never thinks he gets as much as he deserves.
HENRY WARD BEECHER
You never know how much you love someone until you have to live without them
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You never know how you will react until the situation actually occurs.
MARTIN CORRY
What you cant forget... God cant remember!
JOHN F. MACARTHUR JR.
There is so much you are capable of doing, but you will never know until you try
SOTONYE ANGA
when the words not enough to describe how much you love....
even you know she/he don't anything...
BOB MARLEY
You never know how important a moment is, until it becomes a memory.
CJ HECK
He didn't even know how to talk about it. He had practiced not talking about the things he knew unti...
CATHERYNNE M. VALENTE
He will know how much his dad loved him. He loved him so much, and that's what I want him to always ...
MAE RHYNES
Nobody cares how much you know, until they know how much you care.
THEODORE ROOSEVELT
Nobody cares how much you know until they know how much you care.
WILLIAM PURKEY
You never really know a man until you have divorced him.
ZSA ZSA GABOR
When you find a man you wish to marry, Tessa, remember this: You will know what kind of man he is no...
CASSANDRA CLARE
I don't care how much you know until I know how much you care.
SOURCE UNKNOWN
No one cares how much you know, until they know how much you care
THEODORE ROOSEVELT
People don't care how much you know until they know how much you care
THEODORE ROOSEVELT
People don't care how much you know, until they know how much you care.
UNKNOWN
No one cares how much you know, until they know how much you care
DON SWARTZ
You never know how crazy a person is...until they tell you their nightmares.
EMILY DESMOND
Work while it is called today, for you know not how much you will be hindered tomorrow. One today is...
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN
People do not care how much you know until they know how much you care.
JOHN MAXWELL
You never know how much you really believe anything until its truth or falsehood becomes a matter of...
C.S. LEWIS
Just remember, you never know what's possible until you risk finding out.
JASINDA WILDER
Would you want you as a friend?
PETER STROPLE
A man is like a novel: until the very last page you don't know how it will end. Otherwise it wouldn'...
YEVGENY ZAMYATIN
everything in life happen for a reason something that you cant change whatever the out come is you w...
THAI LAN NGUYEN
Why cant a woman love a woman or a man love a man? You can never choose who to love.when you feel it...
KIMBERLY SHILENJE
Only fools wait, and only tools bait.
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Never say you know a man until you have divided an inheritance with him.
JOHANN KASPAR LAVATER
In a way, I'm like Will Rogers, never having met a man I really disliked. I'm not a vamp. I just lik...
DOROTHY STRATTEN
You never know how important something is, until it's gone.
JULIAN FONTAINE
A man who drinks too much on occasion is still the same man as he was sober. An alcoholic, a real al...
RAYMOND CHANDLER
I'm excited just sitting on the Yard all day; I cant wait until homecoming, I've heard so much about...
ANDREA LEWIS
Notwithstanding Steve Rogers' pure qualities as a footballer he will be remembered as much for the w...
COLIN LOVE
You never know what will happen. There is a thing called zeitgeist. You have to hit it.
ANDREW LLOYD WEBBER
You are a souvenir shop, where he goes to remember how much people miss him when he is gone.
SIERRA DEMULDER
You act at being a man, and before you know it, you are one.
RICHARD MADDEN
A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water.
ELEANOR ROOSEVELT
A woman is like a teabag, you never know how strong she is until she gets into hot water.
ELEANOR ROOSEVELT
We have a double standard, which is to say, a man can show how much he cares by being violent - see,...
ANDREA DWORKIN
The education of a man is never completed until he dies.
ROBERT E. LEE
The education of a man is never complete until he dies.
GENERAL ROBERT E. LEE
Until you have a son of your own . . . you will never know the joy, the love beyond feeling that res...
KENT NERBURN
"I've learned that people don't, care how much you know, Until they truly know, how much you care." ...
TOM BAKER AKA THE PONDERING MAN
I'm anxious. Little nervous. You know how it is. You never know until that day comes.
DEE MCCANN
It is not so much the kind of person a man is as the kind of situation in which he finds himself tha...
STANLEY MILGRAM
A man is not primarily a witness against something. That is only incidental to the fact that he is a...
WHITTAKER CHAMBERS
A woman is like a tea bag- you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water.
ELEANOR ROOSEVELT
It is good to know what a man is, and also what the world takes him for. But you do not understand h...
F. H. BRADLEY
Until you have a son of your own... you will never know the joy, the love beyond feeling that resona...
KENT NERBURN
You will never realize how precious a baby is until she keeps you awake through the whole night.
DEBASISH MRIDHA
I remember seeing the first Astaire-Rogers musical on television, and I couldn't believe how bea...
EDWARD HERRMANN
You never know how strong you are until being strong is your only choice.
BOB MARLEY
When you know what a man wants you know who he is, and how to move him.
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN
You can kill a man but you cant kill a idea.
SOPHOCLES
A man may know everything, but he will never understand it all.
J.J. BOWLERS
In a way, I'm like Will Rogers, never having met a man I really disliked. I'm not a vamp. I ...
DOROTHY STRATTEN
A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.
DR. LAURENCE J. PETER
You never really know about a quarterback until he plays in a real game.
MIKE SINGLETARY
A friend who cannot at a pinch remember a thing or two that never happened is as bad as one who does...
SAMUEL BUTLER
Good soldiers never pass up a chance to eat or sleep. They never know how much they'll be called on ...
LOIS MCMASTER BUJOLD
A man does not know what he is saying until he knows what he is not saying.
G. K. CHESTERTON
A lot of teenagers write to me and say "I want to write a book. I want to get published." And those ...
MAUREEN JOHNSON
Pride slays thanksgiving, but a humble mind is the soil out of which thanks naturally grow. A proud ...
HENRY WARD BEECHER
Pride slays thanksgiving, but a humble mind is the soil out of which thanks naturally grow. A proud...
HENRY WARD BEECHER
You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have.
ANONYMOUS
And you will never know how it feels to light up the sky. You will never know how it feels to be a f...
GAYLE FORMAN
You never know how much time you have left.
MARTIN SCORSESE
You will never know what you want, until you know who you are.
DEYON ANTEKO PITTER
You will never know what is possible for you until you attempt the impossible
ALLAN SOMERSALL
I don't know how far a man could travel... I don't know how many roads he needs to cross... I don't ...
ALON CALINAO DY
The Doktor was an old man. When he was a kid, his Dad bought him a chemistry set. He never played wi...
CHRISTINA ENGELA
You don't know how good he is until you sit in the dugout. He looks deadly.
BOBBY COX
Does a man not know when he has pepper in his eyes? If we forget yesterday, how shall we remember to...
ESAN MAGAZINE
There is nothing with which every man is so afraid as getting to know how enormously much he is capa...
SOREN KIERKEGAARD
He is meeting prosecutors as a witness. I accompanied him and left him there, because as a witness h...
GIAMPAOLO ZANCAN
sometimes you will never know the value of a moment until it becomes a memory.
GEORGES DUHAMEL
Life is a re-discovery.
BRIAN BLESSED
If you think that life is a celebration full of party poppers and merry go rounds it's not it's a ga...
GARY F EVANS...
Life Is a Misconception.
DEYTH BANGER
Life is a desire!
DEYTH BANGER
To trust someone you must firstly remember that it is a two way street that will go all the way if y...
GARY F EVANS...
It is a lie.
ARTHUR MILLER
Pride slays thanksgiving, but an humble mind is the soil out of which thanks naturally grow. A proud...
HENRY WARD BEECHER
Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I h...
JOHN ADAMS
Posterity! you will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I h...
JOHN ADAMS
Too often, a man lives as if he will never die.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA
You never know how much you really believe anything until its truth of falsehood becomes a matter of...
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.
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Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
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Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.
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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.
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Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.
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Here it is, a New Year. We got to make some resolutions, as well as interest and tax payments in thi...
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Everybody is ignorant only on different subjects.
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We can make this thing into a Party, instead of a Memory.
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I am not a member of any organized partyI am a Democrat.
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I never met a man I didn't like.
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Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.
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You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.
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It's great to be great, but it's greater to be human.
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I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give everybody chance to get s...
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Diplomats are just as essential in starting a war as soldiers are in finishing it.
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Do anything in this world but monkey with somebody eles's religion. What reasoning of conceit makes ...
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Fanatical religion driven to a certain point is almost as bad as none at all, but not quite.
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It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.
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In the early days of the Indian Territory, there were no such things as birth certificates. You bein...
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I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
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I tell you folks, all politics is applesauce.
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No party is as bad as its leaders.
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Politics is not worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.
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The more you read and observe about this politics thing, the more you've got to admit that each part...
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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If you ever injected truth into politics, you would have no politics.
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All I know is what I read in the papers.
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America is a great country, but you can't live in it for nothing.
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Live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
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About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an i...
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America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.
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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people
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There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get off the thing that he was educated in.
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There is nothing as stupid as an educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
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There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good.
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Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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Pain is such an uncomfortable feeling that even a tiny amount of it is enough to ruin every enjoymen...
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A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
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Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow is too lazy to form an opinion.
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All I know is just what I read in the papers.
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Everybody is ignorant -- only on different subjects.
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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
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There's no trick to being humorous when you have the whole government working for you.
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Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.
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The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up...
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We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR C...
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My ancestors didn't come over on the Mayflower, but they were there to meet the boat.
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Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.
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Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won't work.
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I wonder if it isn't just cowardice instead of generosity that makes us give tips.
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An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else s.
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There wasn't any more truth in over half of what any so-called orator said. If it wasn't a Deliberat...
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A debt is just as hard for a Government to pay as it is for an individual. No debt ever comes due at...
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The nation is prosperous on the whole, but how much prosperity is there in a hole?
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The main thing about being a hero is to know when to die.
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Being a hero is about the shortest lived profession on earth.
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We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
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There is an awful lot of difference between reading something and actually seeing it, for you can ne...
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Don't be misled by History, or any other unreliable source.
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Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
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I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Live so that you wouldn
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The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
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In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write, but evidently can't read. If they c...
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There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.
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Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something ...
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I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do today.
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I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse.
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This depression was deep, and you don't climb out of anything as quick as you fall in.
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Lord, let me live until I die.
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One revolution is like one cocktail, it just gets you organized for the next.
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Things will get better -- despite our efforts to improve them.
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You can't say that civilization don't advance... for in every war they kill you a new way.
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There should be one day when there is open season on senators.
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With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke.
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When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both states.
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If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session ...
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Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting ...
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You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war, they kill you in a new way.
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You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
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Popularity is the easiest thing in the world to gain and it is the hardest thing to hold
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Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth.
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All I know is what I read in the papers
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Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf.
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The Income Tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.
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The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. Even when you make a tax form out on ...
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Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you do not know when it is through if you are a croo...
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Common sense ain't common.
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I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad as some of our newspapers make it
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Our public men are speaking every day on something, but they ain't saying anything.
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I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now.
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Lead your life so you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
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Communism is like prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work.
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You can't say that civilization don't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way.
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Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is.
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Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth.
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Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each ot...
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All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.
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Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country has ...
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Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutio...
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Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it...
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A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you...
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Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
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One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their...
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Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they do...
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Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising a...
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If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising ...
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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress ...
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What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The ...
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I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.
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Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then se...
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Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
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Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
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You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.
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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.
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Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United Stat...
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Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.
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The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they have to live o...
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When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur.
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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
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I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father.'
WILL ROGERS
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans
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Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we neve...
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Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
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Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.
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Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a Hous...
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If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, a...
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Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it... You take diplo...
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If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you sell cheaper t...
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I am not a member of any organized party--I am a Democrat.
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Parades should be classed as a nuisance and participants should be subject to a term in prison.
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An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.
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Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female. And did they multiply bountifu...
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The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every mor...
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