You never win the silver. You only lose the gold.

Silver’s sweet and gold’s our mother, but once you’re dead they’re worth less than that last shit you take as you lie dying.

Whenever I fail as a father or husband... a toy and a diamond always works.

It is stupid on my part to think of banning the media.

If I talk to a girl, it's assumed that I'm having a scene with her. If I don't, then it's assumed that I'm gay.

Often I don't say hello to people for fear that they may not remember me.