You read a book for the story, for each of its words," Gordy said, "and you draw your cartoons for the story, for each of the words and images. And, yeah, you need to take that seriously, but you should also read and draw because really good books and cartoons give you a boner." I was shocked: "Did you just say books should give me a boner?" "Yes, I did." "Are you serious?" "Yeah... don't you get excited about books?" "I don't think that you're supposed to get THAT excited about books." "You should get a boner! You have to get a boner!" Gordy shouted. "Come on!" We ran into the Reardan High School Library. "Look at all these books," he said. "There aren't that many," I said. It was a small library in a small high school in a small town. "There are three thousand four hundred and twelve books here," Gordy said. "I know that because I counted them." "Okay, now you're officially a freak," I said. "Yes, it's a small library. It's a tiny one. But if you read one of these books a day, it would still take you almost ten years to finish." "What's your point?" "The world, even the smallest parts of it, is filled with things you don't know." Wow. That was a huge idea. Any town, even one as small as Reardan, was a place of mystery. And that meant Wellpinit, the smaller, Indian town, was also a place of mystery. "Okay, so it's like each of these books is a mystery. Every book is a mystery. And if you read all of the books ever written, it's like you've read one giant mystery. And no matter how much you learn, you keep on learning so much more you need to learn." "Yes, yes, yes, yes," Gordy said. "Now doesn't that give you a boner?" "I am rock hard," I said.
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BRUCE SHERMAN We anticipate that other shareholders would strongly support the board's efforts to auction the comp... BRUCE SHERMAN We anticipate that other shareholders would strongly support the board's efforts to auction the comp... BRUCE SHERMAN We may look mild, but we're wild. BRUCE SHERMAN It really requires ice in your veins and good conviction. BRUCE SHERMAN substantially in excess of the current share price. BRUCE SHERMAN This center will greatly benefit students who will one day be alumni themselves. BRUCE SHERMAN It is most appropriate that the entrance to this beautiful facility ? a facility that was constructe... BRUCE SHERMAN I believe the team is being fair in its decision for this weekend. Although I am not currently in a ... BRENT SHERMAN I learned a couple of things. I'm not the greatest cook, but the basics were a great start, and it w... BRENT SHERMAN I'm not focused on exactly where I want to finish. I'm focused on finishing each week the best I pos... BRENT SHERMAN It's all about the comfort food. It takes time to make a lot of stuff. BRENT SHERMAN It's definitely going to be a tough season. I feel like some of the rookies have a good shot at fini... BRENT SHERMAN Apparently, logic doesn't count when a powerful Republican is involved, BRAD SHERMAN I think historians in the future may wonder why in our defense budget we spent so much defending our... BRAD SHERMAN People who lived through the Northridge earthquake have a special sympathy for victims of another on... BRAD SHERMAN Because that is what the President of Afghanistan was saying. If you're here on behalf of the State ... BRAD SHERMAN The process of making art frees people from the pressures of their illness and offers them a means o... BRAD SHERMAN the House weren't a rubber stamp for this administration. BRAD SHERMAN In the last six weeks, Bill Thomas' Kern County has just gotten way more than it deserves, and I kno... BRAD SHERMAN [China Lake is located in the district of Congressman Bill Thomas, the influential chairman of the H... BRAD SHERMAN As far as a cocktail, I do like good wines, basically with meals, and good champagnes. BOBBY SHERMAN Recently I heard Sheryl Crow and I loved her, she was terrific. BOBBY SHERMAN Basically, I'm 51, going on 45. Or as Jack Benny might have said, I'm still 39! BOBBY SHERMAN I've heard that, but since I'm computer illiterate I don't know how it all works. But since I'm on P... BOBBY SHERMAN Being involved with show business gave me a lot of experience in dealing with stress, which, in a wa... BOBBY SHERMAN Yes, I'm planning to go out again next summer, on concert tour, as a result of the success of the bo... BOBBY SHERMAN The only person who didn't do Shindig was Presley. BOBBY SHERMAN In show business, if you make a mistake, you can do it over again. BOBBY SHERMAN I am moved by music, and certain things just make my day. BOBBY SHERMAN If you've got talent, stick with it... because talent wins out, without a doubt. BOBBY SHERMAN All civil rights and the right to hold office were to be extended to persons of any Christian denomi... ROGER SHERMAN They went back there, looked at all the computers, asked me to come in and tell them what all the co... SHERMAN AUSTIN We were driven off like rats in five minutes. ROGER SHERMAN When they were done downloading all the information off each hard drive, they took all the computers... SHERMAN AUSTIN I didn't have any interest in traditional art. CINDY SHERMAN We cannot ignore the growing misuse of campus LAN systems or the toll this means of theft is taking ... CARY SHERMAN As long as students continue to corrupt this specialized academic network for the flagrant theft of ... CARY SHERMAN Consumers should not be able to listen to any music or enjoy any movie anywhere without our approval... CARY SHERMAN Internet2 networking is an incredibly exciting tool for researchers, technologists and many others i... CARY SHERMAN Nobody likes playing the heavy and having to resort to litigation. But when your product is being re... CARY SHERMAN Campus LAN piracy is not new, yet the problem has taken on new urgency. We know from past experience... CARY SHERMAN The problem we had with the RIO was that it could exacerbate the MP3 piracy problem by encouraging m... CARY SHERMAN We are thrilled to see the number of schools offering legitimate services more than triple in the la... CARY SHERMAN We look forward to collaborative work with a broad spectrum of Internet2's members to develop new te... CARY SHERMAN We look forward to collaborative work with a broad spectrum of Internet2's members to develop new te... CARY SHERMAN I don't slam doors in people's faces, and I'm not a bigot. SHERMAN HEMSLEY