Mr. Plinkett (Red Letter Media) quote: "You see, the ultimate irony with Avatar is that, for all the time and money spent to make this movie in 3D, the story and characters were still stuck in one dimension. Lastly, for those people suffering from depression because Pandora is not a real place, you really need to get your fucking head out of your ass. You've been played by a Hollywood snake oil salesman for the cash in your wallet, you fools! Take your Prozac and get back in the toll booth!"

For all the time and money spent to make this movie 3D and the plot and characters were still stu...
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RED SKELTON

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RED SKELTON

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RED BARBER

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RED AUERBACH

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RED BARBER

The best way to forget ones self is to look at the world with attention and love.
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He who believes in nobody knows that he himself is not to be trusted.
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RED BUTTONS

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RED SANDERS

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RED AUERBACH

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You whites make all the ammunition.
RED CLOUD

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An acre of performance is worth a whole world of promise.
RED AUERBACH

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.
RED SKELTON

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RED CLOUD

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RED BUTTONS

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RED BARBER

Then, there was Cary Grant. He spent three hours a week in hospitals teaching nervous people how to ...
RED BUTTONS

When there were just eight teams in each of the big leagues, I was always told, 'It's hard t...
RED SCHOENDIENST

Throughout my years, I've had the pleasure of assembling and training what I believe to be the b...
RED ADAIR

This is Red Barber speaking. Let me say hello to you all.
RED BARBER

The white man has got the gold out of the land which belonged to the red man.
RED CLOUD

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.
RED SKELTON

When people ask me if Dean Martin drank, let me put it this way. If Dracula bit Dean in the neck, he...
RED BUTTONS

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RED CLOUD

Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life.
RED AUERBACH

Winning isn't everything, but losing is nothing.
RED SYMONS

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RED AUERBACH

That's something I don't want to get into. I'm here. That's what counts.
RED AUERBACH

Most of your great coaches do some teaching and developing of players. Phil may be able to do it, bu...
RED AUERBACH

The commercial class has always mistrusted verbal brilliancy and wit, deeming such qualities, perhap...
RED AUERBACH

Natural abilities are like natural plants; they need pruning by study.
RED AUERBACH

Just do what you do best.
RED AUERBACH

Congress: Bingo with billions.
RED SKELTON

The only football players in my time were fellows who really loved to play football. They were not i...
RED GRANGE

I've done made a deal with the devil. He said he's going to give me an air-conditioned place...
RED ADAIR

He had splendid conformation-broad shoulders, white hair and erect carriage-and was beautifully turn...
RED SMITH

It was an ideal day for football - too cold for the spectators and too cold for the players
RED SMITH

I managed Dal Maxvill, and he's now our general manager. I managed Bob Gibson. He's a broadc...
RED SCHOENDIENST

Every football player knows when his time is up.
RED GRANGE

The good Lord put oil and gas there for us to find and use, and we'd better do it.
RED ADAIR

Exercise? I get it on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics.
RED SKELTON

I don't want to be called 'the greatest' or 'one of the greatest'; let other guys claim to be the be...
RED SKELTON

Last night I had a revelation
Somehow I have to make you pay
It's all about manipulation
RED DELICIOUS

When I'm talking to a large audience, I imagine that I'm talking to a single person.
RED BARBER

It's a strange feeling. He has some of my mannerisms. He's a super guy. The red hair looks good. He ...
RED DAWSON

Dance above the surface of the world. Let your thoughts lift you into creativity that is not hampere...
RED HAIRCROW

He is not a candidate. Never has been and won't be. I'm very close to Mack Brown. I have continuous ...
RED MCCOMBS

I've had many writing heroes, writers who have influenced me. ...When I was very young as a sportswr...
RED SMITH

Look at him and you'd think he's 16. Talk to him and you think he's 26. Talk baseball with him, and ...
RED SMITH

My best girl is dead.
RED SMITH

Congress: Bingo with billions
RED SKELTON

The Great Spirit will not make me suffer because I am ignorant. He will put me in a place where I sh...
RED CLOUD

Exercise? I get in on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics.
RED SKELTON

I personally believe that each of us was put here for a purpose -- to build not to destroy. If I can...
RED SKELTON

No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few seconds.
RED SKELTON

God's children and their happiness are my reasons for being.
RED SKELTON

Whenever you have a tight situation and there's a close pitch, the umpire gets a squawk no matter ho...
RED BARBER

We do not want riches, we want peace and love
RED CLOUD

Getting the goodness of light-skinned society ... Learn to live among them, learn their education, t...
RED CLOUD

It scares you: all the noise, the rattling, the shaking. But the look on everybody's face when you'r...
RED ADAIR

I've done made a deal with the devil. He said he's going to give me an air-conditioned place when I ...
RED ADAIR

Retire? I don't know what that word means. As long as a man is able to work and he's productive out ...
RED ADAIR

I've got too many of my friends that retired and went home and got on a rocking chair, and about a y...
RED ADAIR

If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur.
RED ADAIR

Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness...
RED SKELTON

The natural habitat of the tongue is the left cheek.
RED SMITH

You have to be as fully prepared for the dull game as you are for the great game, or else you won't ...
RED BARBER

Plan your trips to conserve fuel. Do not fill up your gas tank unless needed. Lower your top speed b...
RED CAVANEY

From the time I was a kid, I was always interested in any and all kinds of new business ideas.
RED MCCOMBS

When I was in baseball and you went into the clubhouse, you didn't see ball players with curling iro...
RED BARBER

It all depends on what the market is, ... When I owned the Spurs, I brought in Larry Brown and paid ...
RED MCCOMBS

Every word I write is like a drop of my blood. If it's flowed passionately and long, I need time to ...
RED HAIRCROW

I think we need a game, ... We need some hitting and some competition.
RED WINGS

We're going to have to learn the rules and how to play,
RED WINGS

They are going to call that. I think it's more important than ever that you play strong positionally...
RED WINGS

Playing in two-on-twos in the corner, you can't pin a guy and hold him to the boards,
RED WINGS

It really slowed things down. Teams were successful playing that way, but it didn't lead to exciting...
RED WINGS

Let's hope we don't hear that word 'trap' anymore,
RED WINGS

When Mark gets going, ... it's impossible to stop that man.
RED WINGS

You never know, ... We just have to win.
RED WINGS

A sign read "Free drinks for billiards competitors only." Hand-lettered below read "All others will ...
RED TASH

He'd always come in and give us hugs and kisses. He liked being a clown.
RED WILSON

daddy,s little girl
RED SOVINE

Ha ha ha! She's another one of those 16-year-old actresses, and she's making an album. Like, NO!
RED WINGS

I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up.
RED SKELTON

A fellow told me he was going to hang-glider school. He said, 'I've been going for three months.' I ...
RED SKELTON

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad.
RED SKELTON

jovial and in good spirits.
RED WINGS

Baseball is dull only to dull minds.
RED BARBER

It's so cold today even the brass monkeys have stayed home!
RED BARBER

They made us many promises, more than I can remember, but they never kept but one; they promised to ...
RED CLOUD

I welcome questions. I hate assumptions.
RED HAIRCROW

You don't have to disrespect and insult others simply to hold your own ground. If you do, that shows...
RED HAIRCROW

If you look broadly across the United States -- with the exception of those Midwest markets -- the i...
RED CAVANEY

Time and again our industry has been cleared of any wrongdoing in these matters, and we are confiden...
RED CAVANEY

A waiver right now would be counterproductive for the consumer over time,
RED CAVANEY

If Lady Luck smiles on us there won't be a third hurricane, ... Probably no one is more sensitive to...
RED CAVANEY

... need pay little attention to the oil and gas sector because we're highly profitable, can fend fo...
RED CAVANEY

The market is working. The prices are falling.
RED CAVANEY

What we are trying to say is, tell us what you want, not how to make it happen, ... and at the end o...
RED CAVANEY

It is becoming increasingly evident that the impact of this storm on oil and natural gas operations ...
RED CAVANEY

I don't predict prices, but I think it will definitely be a downward trend.
RED CAVANEY

What happens when we don't have a year like this one?
RED CAVANEY

I've got too many of my friends that retired and went home and got on a rocking chair, and about...
RED ADAIR

It scares you: all the noise, the rattling, the shaking. But the look on everybody's face when y...
RED ADAIR

I continue to be surprised by judgmental native stereotypes and apathy, but if I wasn't that would m...
RED HAIRCROW

I've put in 63 years now in the big leagues as a player, coach, manager. And now just being arou...
RED SCHOENDIENST

[The American Petroleum Institute] and its members condemn price gouging.
RED CAVANEY

It was a crypt where music played to masses of the dead, and McJagger was their desolate pharaoh, a ...
RED TASH

It's unfortunate that it took these circumstance to get these games over here, but it will show San ...
RED MCCOMBS

Weird is my personality, Complicated are my words and Mystery I am but those what gets you to like m...
RED DELACHINA

I've got cut half in two, once, and blowed up a time or two, but nothing permanent.
RED ADAIR

With bombs and fires, you get only one mistake.
RED ADAIR

Retire? I don't know what that word means. As long as a man is able to work and he's product...
RED ADAIR

Never fear a job, always respect it, and always leave yourself a hind door to escape. May your hind ...
RED ADAIR

In a world where nothing exists by itself, where every division of one thing from another is a mispe...
RED PINE

I envisioned him tied in a chair, an iron arrow pointed at his brow. Ah, the power of positive think...
RED TASH

There were lots of things in this lifetime that I'd doubted, precious little I'd known for sure. But...
RED TASH

A professional player is smarter than a college man. He uses his noodle. He knows what to do and whe...
RED GRANGE

Making you a pioneer only means one thing. You were around at the time.
RED BUTTONS

I really like the way our team dug down and played hard and gave ourselves a chance.
RED BERENSON

It's a pity that things weren't arranged so that an empty head, like an empty stomach, would not le...
RED GRAY

If they do the movie with as much quality as they're proving to me, they're going to do a great job.
RED DAWSON

and at that time we'll sit down and discuss whether or not Mike wants to work out an extension. If h...
RED MCCOMBS

We were disappointed he didn't want to come here but we know he has a house in Toronto.
RED WINGS

His quarterbacks could pick apart a defense because he taught them to throw precisely.
RED WILSON

It proves what they say, give the public what they want to see and they'll come out for it
RED SKELTON

And I never felt more alive, until I spread my wings and flew away. Flew away with the ravens. It wa...
THE RED RAVEN

Well, I can't hang around here all day, I have to go out and take the penguin for a walk.
KRYTEN - RED DWARF

Lermontov: Why do you want to dance?
Vicky: Why do you want to live?
Lermontov: Well, I do...
THE RED SHOES

They see in the population’s hostility towards the left only the hostility towards the left, not t...
RED ARMY FACTION

Following this logic, to bomb BASF in Ludwigshafen would be to mock the people who bombed BASF in Br...
RED ARMY FACTION

They see in the political apathy of the proletariat only the apathy, not the protest against a syste...
RED ARMY FACTION

We’re not feeling edgy; the system is feeling nervous.
RED ARMY FACTION

Angry people want you to see how powerful they are... loving people want you to see how powerful You...
CHIEF RED EAGLE

Faith is to believe in what you do not yet see, the reward for faith is to see what you believe.
DETROIT RED WINGS (NHL)

...and an edge that could cut a truth from a lie.
MARK LAWRENCE, RED SISTER

I don't worry. I don't doubt. I'm daring. I'm a rebel.
MR. T

WWE asked me to be in the Hall of Fame, and I turned it down. You know why? They put Pete Rose in th...
MR. T

To be a bodyguard is to be a kamikaze pilot. Dedicated.
MR. T

You can't put equipment on your gravestone. * Ian Stewart's father about the risks he was taking.
MR STEWART

I have the Midas touch, in the way that when I hook up with a project, I feel, not speaking cocky or...
MR. T

Back in the day, I would wear up to 45 pounds of gold. It would take me four hours to get dressed!
MR. T

I believe in the Golden Rule - The Man with the Gold... Rules.
MR. T

God is on my side, and that's all I need. I get up in the morning, I pray to God. I don't pr...
MR. T

My celebrity status allows me an opportunity, allows me a pulpit to preach and reach out to the peop...
MR. T

I'm a child of God first. Before I became a celebrity, I was baptized a Christian.
MR. T

You'll never have any trouble with Mr. T, I'm just a big, calm teddy bear kind of guy. Mr. T...
MR. T

I have been critical of certain statements and particular behaviour by some,
MR HOWARD

I don't for a moment think that the Prime Minister can stop it by the wave of a wand,
MR HOWARD

He's extraordinarily capable to serve on the Supreme Court.
MR BUSH

Prevention is always better than cure and that applies not only in health but it also applies in ter...
MR HOWARD

An immediate withdrawal of our troops from Iraq will only strengthen the terrorists' hand in Iraq an...
MR BUSH

All I ever wanted to do with my life was own a little house. I did that way back with 'Rocky,...
MR. T

Of course, there are disagreements,
MR BUSH

I hope people don't . . . play politics during this period of time. This is a natural disaster – t...
MR BUSH

You are the electors, the supporters and, in the final analysis, the executioners.
MR DAVIS

It was very exciting at the end, it was a tense game,
MR HOWARD

David Cameron beat him on most questions.
MR DAVIS

This is a very appropriate response by the two governments which will send immediate reassurance to ...
MR HOWARD

Any man who doesn't love his mama can't be no friend of mine.
MR. T

That involves an application to a magistrate or a judge and it is subject to all of the provisions a...
MR HOWARD

When I was old enough to change my name, I changed it to Mr. T so that the first word out of someone...
MR. T

I understand the sorts of issues these youngsters feel.
MR DAVIS

end of the era of Blair.
MR DAVIS

After the verdicts the coroner said he could have killed up to 1,500, nothing would surprise me.
MR. BLACKWELL

My mother told me, 'Son, nobody else but God knows.' And that's what I'm about - rea...
MR. T

It's one thing to have the capacity to respond effectively in the event of a terrorist attack... it'...
MR HOWARD

[Mr. Blackwell, who was the Ohio Co-Chairman of Mr. Bush's Presidential Campaign, has dismissed the ...
MR. BLACKWELL

We have always had a preference for permanent settlement or permanent migration.
MR HOWARD

I do not believe the remarks that have been made by senior executives at Telstra were in any way hel...
MR HOWARD

I agree with him on some things; I disagree with him on others.
MR BUSH

Can't never did anything but fail.
MR. EATON

That was considered very vulgar. He was really almost out of it by Friday,
MR HOWARD

As soon as it became clear that the existing political framework was falling apart, I came to the co...
MR SHARON

Sharon created a precedent that could lead to a division of Jerusalem,
MR SHARON

You don't meddle with the referee just before you go on the pitch.
MR DAVIS

Nobody wants there to be a confrontation. On the other hand, there must be serious pressure applied,
MR BUSH

We send our prayers and heartfelt condolences to the loves ones whose hearts are broken.
MR BUSH

I lied, ... I didn't know if he was a cop.
MR. BLACKWELL

Essentially, we are repositioning the magazine and this is only to reorganize the staff to do more o...
MR. ZUCKERMAN

We are implementing a strategy that will lead to victory in Iraq. And a victory in Iraq will make th...
MR BUSH

It doesn't mean that JI is crippled but it does mean that somebody that is believed to have been beh...
MR HOWARD

I ... understand that as a result of this issue, the status of that presidential decree is now being...
MR HOWARD

As a kid, I got three meals a day. Oatmeal, miss-a-meal and no meal.
MR. T

Seven of my mates died. More than 30 were injured, ... When you see your mates die and then you see ...
MR HOWARD

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