You should be glad you're doing features; (they're) happy, glad (stories).

All of the religions - with the exception of Tibetan Buddhism, which doesn't believe in a heaven - teach that heaven is a better place. At the end of the program, I say that heaven is a place where you are happy. All of the religions have that in common.

We're glad we know where she is - but not about the outcome. I'm just happy I can bury her.

if I knew the name of the person in the parade, he knew the name of the horse.

If it's a woman it's caustic, if it's a man it's authority, If it's a woman it's too pushy, if it's a man it's aggressive in the best sense of the word

Motherhood is tough. If you just want a wonderful little creature to love, you can get a puppy.