You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans.
Tom Robbins
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SIDNEY CROSBY You never know how a cow catches a rabbit
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CAREW HALLECK Never hesitate to steal a good idea.
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SAM ALTMAN "The Magic Of Kindness, Can Change Lives, Including Our Own." ~ Tom Baker
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JANETTE RALLISON I'm getting crushed for eating green beans out of a can and not fresh beans. But I'm going to tell y...
JAKE PEAVY We should be ready for a change.
DEYTH BANGER I hesitate to deposit money in a bank. I am afraid I shall never dare to take it out again. When you...
JEAN BAUDRILLARD Reaching the top requires taking a good break every time you need it! On the way up, you must never ...
MEHMET MURAT ILDAN He who has not a good memory should never take upon himself the trade of lying.
MICHEL DE MONTAIGNE As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never h...
DREW CAREY If I die protecting you, never hesitate to draw strength from my demise - to do otherwise is cowardi...
MATTHIAS PANTALEON This issue has been a cash cow for Congressmen, ... and if you make a deal, you kill the cow.
ROBERT LITAN In a job you trade your freedom and time for money.
KEN POIROT Anybody who comes to the show should have an open mind. It's kind of different. Take your expectatio...
CURTIS ADAMS He who wants milk should not sit in the middle of a field and wait for a cow to back up to him
PROVERB President Robbins was so well adjusted to his environment that sometimes you could not tell which wa...
RANDALL JARRELL She really said no to nothing. I think Tom Robbins named her. She officially changed her name to Aur...
DANA RUST As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never h...
DREW CAREY It is my trade," he said. "I work for the bean family, and every day there are deaths among the bean...
JANET FRAME “Plant trees for others, whose shade you will never sit under.”
~ Tom Baker
TOM BAKER AKA THE PONDERING MAN You make one error, you pause, stumble, hesitate too long, don't hesitate long enough, run a word to...
NICHOLAS SPARKS Life is like jelly beans, and sometimes you get your favorite color.
SOURCE UNKNOWN To my mind, the only possible pet is a cow. Cows love you. . . . They will listen to your problems a...
BILL BRYSON What’s wrong about eating cows? What do you think god made them for? Their big, their stupid, thei...
PAUL RODRIGUEZ You should never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for freedom and truth.
HENRIK IBSEN You should never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for freedom and truth
HENRIK IBSEN Only a prostitute will trade her valuables for money, so you shouldn't sell your God given ideas and...
MICHAEL BASSEY JOHNSON You should never view your challenges as a disadvantage. Instead, it's important for you to unde...
MICHELLE OBAMA I never met a cow I didn't like.
JENNIE GARTH I have no definite talent or trade, and how I stay alive is largely a matter of magic.
CHARLES BUKOWSKI If a client doesn’t value your work, then you shouldn’t sell it to them cheap, or trade it, & de...
MARIA BROPHY The adage I use is of Jack and the Beanstalk, Gulliver and the Lilliputians and David and Goliath. A...
RICK MAGNANTE We knew that the court would have concerns with the issue of ensuring that (Robbins) cannot operate ...
CHARLES FELDMANN Never kick a cow chip on a hot day
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JAMES WAN You should never have your best trousers on when you go out to fight for freedom and truth.
HENRIK IBSEN "Angels are always praying for you night and day,
Leaving words of comfort in your heart to stay."
~...
TOM BAKER AKA THE PONDERING MAN Give royal treatment to your original magic effects, because one of the effects might make you the k...
AMIT KALANTRI Some regard private enterprise as if it were a predatory tiger to be shot. Others look upon it as a ...
WINSTON CHURCHILL Everyone needs to calm down! Okay, you got a weird cookie. So what? I don’t mean to swat your ego ...
GEOFFREY WOOD I never saw a Purple Cow,
I never hope to see one;
But I can tell you, anyhow,
I'd rathe...
FRANK GELETT BURGESS I never saw a Purple Cow; I never hope to See One; But I can Tell you, Anyhow, I'd rather See than B...
FRANK GELETT BURGESS One should not assume that going to the IMF is a magic potion that will solve all your problems.
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SHAY DAWKINS The most important kind of freedom is to be what you really are. You trade in your reality for a rol...
JIM MORRISON (All the grief she had suffered over her lifetime had moulded her face into a mask of eternal sadnes...
JEAN SASSON North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?
BOBBY HEENAN You wouldn't want to trade the eternal loop of your life for an infinite loop in the world of ideas,...
JOE K. I believe you are your work. Don't trade the stuff of your life, time, for nothing more than dollar...
RITA MAE BROWN Whoever is fond of cream should take the cow around with him.
TURKISH PROVERB I believe in the baby Jesus, and I believe he is handsome and lives in the sky with his pet cow. I b...
AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS Time is like a handful of sand- the tighter you grasp it, the faster it runs through your fingers
SENECA Believe in yourself, don't let no man define your future, work hard at your trade as if no man exist...
OSCAR BIMPONG Having one cow in a 12 month period, which is what it's been since they (Canada) had their last one,...
BILL DONALD You should never reveal your true age.
EVE ARNOLD To control your cow, give it a bigger pasture. -Suzuki Roshi.
SUZUKI ROSHI Sinatra created a kind of magic. You want those people to be part of your life.
GLORIA VANDERBILT The most important kind of freedom is to be what you really are. You trade in your reality for a rol...
JIM MORRISON The most important kind of freedom is to be what you really are. You trade in your reality for a rol...
JIM MORRISON My Irish Wish For Each Of You
"Wishin' You All The Best Live Has To Give, May You Find Your Own Four...
TOM BAKER AKA THE PONDERING MAN Figure the average weight of your cows, and you can estimate how much hay you will need per cow.
GARY NAYLOR "May Your Irish Eyes Continue To Smile, For A Very Long While"
~ Tom Baker
TOM BAKER AKA THE PONDERING MAN You're never heartless. Just subdue evasive; until company deserving your magic manifests
IAN IJH HOWELL Albert Camus wrote that the only serious question is whether to kill yourself or not.
Tom Robbi...
TOM ROBBINS Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what,...
BILL MAHER Only a handful, a tiny handful, of retirees have objected to this settlement.
EUGENE DRIKER You should never give up your inner self.
CLINT EASTWOOD After falling in Love you exchange your soul with the person you truely love and live a type of dram...
SHUBHAM CHAVAN I never tire of reading ABRAHAM LINCOLN It takes a CONSTANT flowing of gas from the cylinder to keep the fire burning under your pot. “WOO...
OLAOTAN FAWEHINMI They've got different beans from all over the world. Different beans for different blends.
KATHY JORDAN Never backpedal to the individual who left you,
in the event that they can abandon you once
they won...
DR. ARUN S SON Be committed & give your best .There is nothing like unimportant or a work of low dignity. If opport...
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free
PROVERB It's not enough to create magic. You have to create a price for magic, too. You have to create rules...
ERIC A. BURNS Opie, you haven't finished your milk. We can't put it back in the cow, you know.
AUNT BEE TAYLOR And I will show you something different from either your shadow at morning striding behind you or yo...
T.S. ELIOT Selling a film option and getting a studio on board can be a slow process, and until things are offi...
TAYLOR JENKINS REID "Wings of a Dear Angel might be hanging, in the bedroom closet,
of one of your closest friends, who ...
TOM BAKER AKA THE PONDERING MAN The big point is, if you want to have a liberal trade policy, you should care about the domestic con...
HOWARD ROSEN Dare to follow your own paths.
Dare to be yourself.
Dare to be different.
LAILAH GIFTYAKITA When you are raised, as John Edwards was, in a small town like Robbins, North Carolina, you get to u...
HARVEY GANTT You should always know when you're shifting gears in life. You should leave your era; it should nev...
LEONTYNE PRICE We don't have mad cow disease. We probably never will have mad cow disease, and therefore, it's a no...
PAUL BROWN Real magic can never be made by offering someone else's liver. You must tear out your own, and not e...
PETER S. BEAGLE Your expectations of other people should never be greater than what you expect of God. Why is it tha...
SHANNON L. ALDER If you consider honesty to be one of your values, then even if you are offered a good deal which wou...
SUNDAY ADELAJA You have to decide, even to hesitate
STANISLAW JERZY LEC I will never trade my uniqueness for normality...
PHILIP T. M. Never fear to lose your three square meal per day if that will cause you to be a fan of the truth. N...
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TOM ROBBINS I've decided to take advantage of outsourcing. My next novel will be written by a couple of guys...
TOM ROBBINS To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being.
TOM ROBBINS On their sofas of spice and feathers, the concubines also slept fretfully. In those days the Earth w...
TOM ROBBINS The brutal truth is, we're scarcely 'educating' children at all. Even if you overlook th...
TOM ROBBINS Whether a man is a criminal or a public servant is purely a matter of perspective.
TOM ROBBINS Alas, Gulietta, this was an American frog of the last quarter of the twentieth century, a time when ...
TOM ROBBINS There are two kinds of people in this world: Those who believe there are two kinds of people in this...
TOM ROBBINS Conversation between a princess and an outlaw:
"If I stand for fairy-tale balls and dragon bai...
TOM ROBBINS There are landscapes in which we feel above us not sky but space. Something larger, deeper than sky ...
TOM ROBBINS If you believe in peace, act peacefully; if you believe in love, acting lovingly; if you believe eve...
TOM ROBBINS Now tequila may be the favored beverage of outlaws but that doesn't mean it gives them preferential ...
TOM ROBBINS But why diminish your soul being run-of-the-mill at something? Mediocrity: now there is ugliness for...
TOM ROBBINS But do we know how to make love stay?'
I can't even think about it. The best I can do is play i...
TOM ROBBINS Disorder is inherent in stability. Civilized man doesn't understand stability. He's confused it with...
TOM ROBBINS I am cheerful. I don't know if I'm happy. There is a difference, you know.
TOM ROBBINS At the typewriter you find out who you are.
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