You sparkle with larceny.

If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research.

Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.

If you count all your assets you always show a profit.

I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your efforts to believe it.

The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind of a bar you're in.