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You sure about this writer thing son?

Christopher Moore

Christopher Moore

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I've tried to get the angel to watch MTV so I can learn the vocabulary of your music, but even with the gift of tongues, I'm having trouble learning to speak hip-hop. Why is it that one can busta rhyme or busta move anywhere but you must busta cap in someone's ass? Is "ho" always feminine, and "muthafucka" always masculine, while "bitch" can be either? How many peeps in a posse, how much booty before baby got back, do you have to be all that to get all up in that, and do I need to be dope and phat to be da bomb or can I just be "stupid"? I'll not be singing over any dead mothers until I understand.
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You're the one with almost an MBA," Barry, the short balding one, said to Lash.
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"They don't cover what to do with a dead hooker," Lash countered. "That's a whole
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She's so small, yet she contains so much evil.
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