Dave Eggers
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YOU QUANXI In a robust global business environment, our business units operated well in the first quarter. More... HARRY YOU The Board of Directors and I are pleased to recognize Peter's outstanding contribution to the succes... HARRY YOU We are pleased to close the books on 2004 following the painstaking review of almost five years of f... HARRY YOU When you treat a kid as an adult, they start to act as an adult in the way they commit crimes. ABBY ANDERSON BEYONCE KNOWLES Everybody struggles with being an oddball. It's tough trying to fit in when you're a kid; th... NAOMIE HARRIS LARRY THE CABLE GUY People treat you with as much, or as little respect as you allow them to. RACHEL HOLLIS If you're just a nice guy - you don't let people walk on you - but if you're just a nice... BILL ENGVALL If you're going to say to all the people that you're working with, 'We want you to treat... 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DAVE GOLDBERG GEORGE HARRISON When you're six years old, you don't look at things the way an adult looks at things. DWIGHT HENRY ELISABETH KUBLER-ROSS DAVID DUCHOVNY NEIL PATRICK HARRIS If you're a kid wanting to be a cartoonist today, and you're looking at Family Guy, you don&... JOHN KRICFALUSI You're trying too hard to find a correlation here. You don't know these people, you don'... MARC RACICOT If you want to buy $10 of Ethereum and poke around with smart contracts, I encourage that. But use i... OLAF CARLSON-WEE When you're young, you don't care about your parents and what they're doing. But then yo... CAMPBELL SCOTT W. EDWARDS DEMING I would love to have a conversation with you when we're working, and if I'm at a basketball ... EMILY RIOS I don't like my parents; I never will. I didn't cry at either of their funerals. I haven'... DAVID SMALL JIM HENSON DAVE RAMSEY SHAKIRA You don't have to stick with these recipes. They're guides. As I say, they're a way in. ... SALLY SCHNEIDER But as long as you're creating the art you want to create, if people start liking you, you shoul... NATE RUESS Objectifying is kind of a funny thing. Art is objectification, all art, because you're taking so... MOLLY CRABAPPLE I don't know if Wimbledon's seen anything like it. I don't know if they will again. But ... PATRICK RAFTER If you don't want to deal with them, fine. But don't hamper other people from dealing with t... DAN FARMER STEVE GUTTENBERG It's hard for a shortstop to play with a guy you don't know in the middle of the season. If ... ASDRUBAL CABRERA JAY-Z Sometimes you're not always on or at your best, especially during auditions. So if you go in and... JACK HUSTON You earn the respect of your peers that you play against, and they don't trash talk you. LADAINIAN TOMLINSON DEBORAH TANNEN STEVE JOBS If you don't have the right people around you and you're moving at a million miles an hour y... DAVE CHAPPELLE Few things kill likeability as quickly as arrogance. Likable leaders don't act as though they... TRAVIS BRADBERRY GREG GRAFFIN Once you start trying to sell creativity, you're always going to run into the problem that the p... DAVE PIRNER Driving a cab is not really a nurturing type of relationship. You take people and they tip you, they... PAM GRIER I don't mind what the market is, but why is it vapid? If they're such a bunch of idiots, why... KRISTIN HERSH BO BURNHAM No one thinks of the lab-testing experience as positive. It should be! One way to create that is to ... ELIZABETH HOLMES MAYA ANGELOU FANNY BRICE In my home country, which is one of the oldest kingdoms in the world, you're born with the title... PILOU ASBAEK Don't let what you don't know scare you, because it can become your greatest asset. And if y... SARA BLAKELY LARRY ELDER Horror films have always been quite operatic for me. I always sort of scratch my head at people'... BRYAN FULLER What you don't do, if you're an adult, is decide that you're going to budget things thro... LEWIS BLACK TIGER WOODS JIM HARRISON I do think that I'm a big believer in having an idea or having ideas and just tucking them away ... RIAN JOHNSON The thing is: I was quite slow when I was younger. I might have been smart - I don't know - but ... BENJAMIN CLEMENTINE When you're a teenager, you want to meet a lot of girls - you want to get the most girls. You do... NAS With bullying and all the stuff going on, words are very important. Words can be more hurtful than a... ERIC CHURCH BUSY PHILIPPS I'm scared of horses, and I don't know how to shoot them, but that's what excites me. Af... ALEJANDRO GONZALEZ INARRITU When you come to L.A. as a kid with your mom, you're lured into doing things that you think are ... PENN BADGLEY If you don't respect me you're not gonna get that respect back. DAVID HASSELHOFF TILMAN J. FERTITTA JESSIE J RANDY PAUSCH
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And Barack and I were raised with so many of the same values, like you work hard for what you want i... 
Most people don't care if you're telling them the truth or if you're telling them a lie,... 
You don't tell people who disagree with you they'd be better off somewhere else. And you don... 
If you're having a down time at school and people are bullying you, they don't know you. The... 
It's about communication. It's about honesty. It's about treating people in the organiza... 
Don't ever know who you may meet, or just because a person may not be dressed up all fancy, don&... 
When you really don't like a guy, they're all over you, and as soon as you act like you like... 
As a comedian, I don't know if they're laughing because it's funny or if they're lau... 
The truth is, people don't know me. When people don't know you, they're going to try to ... 
Children don't really understand the concept of health. You can't give them an apple and say... 
I know a lot of kids that if you don't know how to deal with them, you lose them. They don't... 
No one has to learn to spell to talk, right? You see a little kid holding a conversation with an adu... 
I think you have to be yourself, and you have to be real and you have to admit what you don't kn... 
If you're an adult and you choose not to believe in science, fine, but please don't prevent ... 
The mainstream media today has the biggest disconnect with its audience that it's ever, ever had... 
At times they don't like you to kick them and they feel you're not allowed to kick them. 
When you have good friends you've been around, every time they talk, you don't give them you... 
I don't believe in the school of hard knocks, although I've had them. All that stuff about w... 
When you don't educate the people, you're crippling them. You are, you're not giving the... 
Pianos - if they don't like what you're saying, then they won't talk back to you. And yo... 
I think you can be the greatest orator of all time, the greatest motivator of all times, but if thos... 
Psychology is as important as substance. If you treat people with respect, they will go out of their... 
Of course, once you've been a Beatle, you're never really out of it. People always want to k... 
I say to people who care for people who are dying, if you really love that person and want to help t... 
One of the scary things is that, when you're a kid, you look at your dad as the man who has no f... 
It's like, the more you commit, the happier the animators are; if you're at all iffy and con... 
If you can't describe what you are doing as a process, you don't know what you're doing. 
You're assisting the audience to understand; you're giving them a bridge or an access. And i... 
You're not a bad parent if you don't save for your kid's college because instead you had... 
It's very difficult to think that you're with someone that you know, and all of a sudden you... 
If you're an underdog, mentally disabled, physically disabled, if you don't fit in, if you&#... 
I think the problem with people, as they start to mature, they say, 'Rap is a young man's ga... 
If women talk in ways expected of them or project a feminine demeanor, it's seen as weak. But if... 
Technology is nothing. What's important is that you have a faith in people, that they're bas... 
I bill myself as a naturalist because if you say you're a naturalist, it gives people a conversa... 
I think it would collapse my heart if I was super famous. I don't have the nerve for it, I'm... 
I have great respect for the past. If you don't know where you've come from, you don't k... 
Being a funny person does an awful lot of things to you. You feel that you mustn't get serious w... 
Nobody ever worked as hard as my father. My father averaged maybe four hours of sleep at night, and ... 
The thing you don't dream about as a kid is all the peripheral stuff that comes with success. 
I couldn't run a tight schedule, and if you're any good at teaching, you get sucked dry beca... 
It's interesting when people make comments about celebrities' weight gain or lack of weight ... 
As much as you need to know your operations, if you don't understand the finance side and how to... 
And that's the kind of thing people think, you know, that if you sign up to be a singer-songwrit... 
Educators shouldn't be afraid of cliches. You know why? Because kids don't know most of them... 
And that's actually the brunt of what we do is, people going straight from their workplace, stra... 
I do still get shocked every once in a while when I catch my reflection when I'm walking past a ... 
Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it. 
We operate under a jury system in this country, and as much as we complain about it, we have to admi... 
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. 
As an individual, I think you have to find your own path. I like the simplicity and purity of Hindui... 
When people get disillusioned and get insecure and content about the future, they tend to brood abou... 
The Left likes to think of itself as the bulwark of progressive liberal individualism, and yet it se... 
The thing that will never go away is that connection you make with a band or a song where you're... 
I'm so alive.
I found there's a fairly blatant racism in America that's already there, and I don't thi... 
There just isn’t enough cock in this world to be caught suckin’ and be called anything but a slu...