You try to do the best with what you've got and ignore everything else. That's why horses get blinders in horse racing: You look at the horse next to you, and you lose a step.
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ADOLFO CAMBIASO When you're an athlete, you've got the horse blinders on pretty thick. Your exploration of o... WYATT RUSSELL Without good horses, you are nothing. In polo, it's 70 per cent horse, 30 per cent rider. And I ... ADOLFO CAMBIASO I remember some people after the Olympics that had no idea about horses would ask, 'Do you do th... CHARLOTTE DUJARDIN There is nothing like going on a stage. You are in the saddle, and you've got to ride that horse... BETH GRANT You've got to stop whipping a dead horse sometime. JIM KNIGHT I don't really look at the charts at all. If anything, I try to out-do what I've done before... AVICII And as an actor - or even as a person in the industry - if you're unwilling to change, you'r... CLINT HOWARD If you can get humor and seriousness at the same time, you've created a special little thing, an... PAUL SIMON She looks at them more as pets than as racehorses. She looks out for their best interests, which is ... ERNIE PARAGALLO He's got the breeding and the pedigree to be a decent horse. I just think I got lucky in getting him... ART SHERMAN Stand for something. Make your life mean something. Start where you are with what you have. You are ... GERMANY KENT For 20 years I've been screaming at these guitar companies, saying, 'It's abnormal to pu... DICK DALE He's a very nice horse, very well behaved, ... I'm proud to get on a horse like that. He's probably ... ANGEL JR. He's a very nice horse, very well behaved. I'm proud to get on a horse like that. He's probably one ... ANGEL JR He's a very nice horse, very well behaved, ... I'm proud to get on a horse like that. He's probably ... ANGEL CORDERO JR. He's a very nice horse, very well behaved. I'm proud to get on a horse like that. He's probably one ... ANGEL CORDERO JR You do the best you can with what's thrown at you, then you try again. MARIO ANDRETTI That's the great thing about university: you've got people around you who are taking a risk ... ADAM RAYNER You've got to do what's right, or what you think is right. And you've got to make tough ... ANTONIO VILLARAIGOSA I wouldn't have raced a horse. But you'll then throw back at me that Jesse Owens raced again... SEBASTIAN COE What it comes down to is that anybody can win with the best horse. What makes you good is if you can... VICKY ARAGON You just do the best you can with what you've got... and sometimes magic strikes. SALLY FIELD You do it for the highs, when you're totally engrossed and everything's flowing and whatever... GREG RUSEDSKI When you are racing in an able-bodied competition, you're all equal and you go out there and try... NATALIE DU TOIT Another thing that's quite different in writing a book as a practicing newspaperman is that if y... ADAM CLYMER You've got to be the best at what you can do - be the best at it! And the best has to be the bes... ANOUSKA HEMPEL I always look at money not as a motivating factor but as an element in the composition. You can'... DAMIEN HIRST It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. ADLAI E. STEVENSON It's very good for you, riding. You know how every model is like, 'I do yoga.' Well, I f... EDIE CAMPBELL Well, everything with being vegan and vegetarian is a really big commitment. You have to do what you... LEA MICHELE I've got quite a big fan base, and people like to see you do the same thing - that's why you... DANNY DYER The only sport I'm not interested in is horse racing. That's because I don't know the ho... NAT KING COLE The main thing was, the horse broke good. You have to get close to the lead here, especially with so... JUAN GARCIA I call horses 'divine mirrors' - they reflect back the emotions you put in. If you put in lo... ALLAN HAMILTON You've always got to have that inner confidence in you. That's where it all starts. You'... SCOTT TOLZIEN What you feel spiritually. I think a lot of that has to do with it. If you have no spiritual life, c... MIKE DITKA You've got to stick at a thing, a particular thing, until you succeed. I feel that's the onl... BETTY CUTHBERT I think polo players are at their best in their 30s. You've got the talent and the experience. Y... FACUNDO PIERES When you get out there on the mound, you've got what you've got, and you got to figure out a... JACOB DEGROM It's no good being nice and young and naive. There's no good in that at all. You've got ... JOHN LYDON Everyone's frightened. It's how you deal with that fear. It's very, very powerful. And w... JIMMY IOVINE You're always aware that only eight per cent of actors are in work at one time, so you've go... BEN HARDY Remember, to get what you've never had, you must do what you've never done. But to get what you once... CRAIG GROESCHEL Little drops of rain Whisper of the pain Tears of love Lost in the days gone by. ROBERT PLANT "THANK YOU" I had gone to the doctor. The doctor said, 'You're healthy as a horse. You've got two we... JASON ALEXANDER I've figured out what to do so far, but it's always the next thing you come to where the man... JUDI DENCH Guys want a 500 horsepower car. I'd rather have one horsepower - in a horse. That's macho. Y... BRYAN CALLEN The best fashion advice I'd say would be just to do what makes you comfortable and what makes yo... ARIANA GRANDE With horses, familiarity breeds comfort. If you haven't been around horses for a while (or ever)... JANE SMILEY You fight, you try your best, but if you lose, you don't have to break five racquets and smash u... RAFAEL NADAL What you do is, you just do the gig, enjoy, get on with it, and treat the rest as horse doodle. IAN MCSHANE When you walk into a doctor's office, you've got to have the same attitude you would about a... TOM BROKAW Just, you know, you can't put bread in a cold oven. You know, you've got to take your time. ... ISAAC HAYES Don't look at everything you have to do, look at what you have to do next. JIM GENOVESE Always be yourself. At the end of the day, that's all you've really got; when you strip ever... AL ROKER I have the kind of personality that I always look ahead than look at what's happened. It does he... RAHUL DRAVID If you look at everything I do - even in 'Boo!' there's a message, and it's always &... TYLER PERRY You can't please everyone, but I've always felt you cannot ultimately lose if you give every... MARK RYAN Some of the best preparation I had for coming to Congress is being a football referee. Because you... SUZAN DELBENE You can't hang around geniuses forever because they end up taking everything you've got. Tha... BOB COLACELLO I've always believed in experiencing everything in life. When you walk out with blinders on, you... ALYSSA MILANO You don't just turn on a camera and do a cooking show. If you want to go somewhere with somethin... NADIA GIOSIA If you've been massive and it's all slid away, you tend to get written off. It's quite d... GARY NUMAN If you're thinking of coming to America, this is what it's like: you've got your Comfort... JEREMY CLARKSON Before you jump back up on that horse that threw you off, take a minute to figure out why you got to... LOREN WEISMAN If you're the UFC champion, you're the best in the world at what you do, and I get the oppor... DANIEL CORMIER They say, 'Don't look a gift horse in the mouth,' but when it's a Trojan horse, you do. ERIC JOHANSSON If you really think you have something good, you can't take no for an answer. You've got to ... BILLY EICHNER Slash sat me down at his house and said, You've got to clean up your act. You know you've go... CHARLIE SHEEN Did you ever see an unhappy horse? Did you ever see a bird that had the blues? One reason why birds ... DALE CARNEGIE Lying in a hospital bed, I had a lot of time to think about everything. When you look at a horse rac... DAN HENDRICKS You have got to decide, look, this is who I am; this is my best way to present myself, and I'm g... PHIL MCGRAW When you get your opportunities, you've just got to go with what they said... I'll do what... MALIK JACKSON When you look at the calculation, it's amazing that every time you try to prove or disprove time... MICHIO KAKU I think my most famous was 'Poco's Legend.' It's a white album with a simple line dr... PHIL HARTMAN Everything comes back to the horse, which is why I love it. You put your ego aside, and you concentr... EDIE CAMPBELL It's true in the beginning I started playing villains, and I think that's pretty clear, beca... WILLEM DAFOE Did you ever see an unhappy horse? Did you ever see bird that had the blues? One reason why birds an... DALE CARNEGIE Did you ever see an unhappy horse? Did you ever see bird that had the blues? One reason why birds ... DALE CARNEGIE Did you ever see an unhappy horse? Did you ever see bird that had the blues? One reason why birds ... DALE CARNEGIE The best thing to do is find one person in your life and try to love them unconditionally. If you... GUY RITCHIE Officiating is trying to do your absolute best with what you've got. DOUG HARVEY I have walked into several pubs, and guys in there have said to me, 'My God, you are the girl of... CHARLOTTE DUJARDIN He'd lift it up to look at you and talk to you, ... He was like a scary horse. LENA HEADEY Obviously, going a mile and a quarter, you try to get those gallops in, which means the longer the b... NICK ZITO You truly have to make the very best of what you've got. We all do. MARY TYLER MOORE No matter how many awards you've won or how many sales you've got, come the next book it'... IAN RANKIN With an independent movie, it's like, 'Okay I know what I want, and I got to go for it.'... DAVID TWOHY I love improvisation. You can't blame it on the writers. You can't blame it on direction. Yo... 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