You try various things when you're growing up. I was an attache in the Foreign Service for a while and then I drove a bulldozer, but neither of those panned out for me so it had to be stand-up.

Love in all its forms is very difficult ... to express. It changes, obviously. If you’re young, and you’re romantically in love with somebody, and often if you’ve just met somebody, its crazy! It’s completely overwhelming. You can’t think of anything else. You just want to climb inside the other person and live under their pancreas. And then it mellows, somewhat... to the point where you can barely look at them... without feeling a mild distaste

Growing up, I was in love with Jennifer Aniston from 'Friends.'

Growing up, I was in love with Jennifer Aniston from 'Friends.'

I had a Stuart Davis poster growing up.

Linking up the things you were with the things you become is what growing up is.