You women have more holes than swiss cheese.

Nothing like beautiful legs. 'Cause with beautiful legs, even if you've been there only once or twice, there might be something up there besides the cunt, there might be something really marvellous this time - it could be a cunt, but it could be - it's just something about looking at the legs just makes you - I'm not saying there's anything wrong with the cunt, I'm just saying, you always imagine - some extra magic when you're looking at the outside portion of the female.

The ass is the face of the soul of sex.

you boys can keep your virgins
give me hot old women in high heels
with asses that forgot to get old.

You know the worst thing about oral sex? The view.

jan was an excellent fuck...she had a tight pussy and she took it like it was a knife that was killing her.