You'll never do a whole lot unless you're brave enough to try.

You'll never do a whole lot unless you're brave enough to try.

I'm old enough and cranky enough now that if someone tried to tell me what to do, I'd tell them where to put it.

Never leave a rhinestone unturned.

A lot of people think I'm a comedian.

Nobody can ever make enough money for as many poor relatives as I've got. Somebody's got a sick kid, or somebody needs an operation, somebody ain't got this, somebody ain't got that. Or to give the kids all a car when they graduate.