You've got to be a really straight man to write a song like 'It's Raining Men.'

Politicians come in three varieties: straight men, fixers, and maddies.

When you look into the eyes of an animal you've rescued, you can't help but fall in love.

Man is not the sum of what he has but the totality of what he does not yet have, of what he might have

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.

Things rust, you know, like the heart. My cardiologist said, 'It's a pump; use it - that's the sole advice I've got to give you.' It's the same in playwriting. Don't theorise about it. Do it.