You'd be surprised how expensive it costs to look this cheap.

Songwriting is a bitch. And then it has puppies

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize

My friend has a baby. I'm writing down all the noises the baby makes so later I can ask him what he meant.

You have no idea how expensive it is to look this cheap.

It wasn't until I was working on 'Tacky' that I admitted to myself that I was writing a series.