You'll drain me dry, but not my neck, and you'll beg me to stop before I'm finished." -Bones

No one believes you’re serious until bodies start to fall. -Vlad

Get stuffed, don't you have more publicity stunts to pull?" Bones shot back. "How about chatting with another writer who can smear your name into greater popularity?"
"What, did Anne Rice not return your calls, mate?" Vlad asked scathingly. "Jealousy is such an ugly trait.

All right, you deadly little ghostlings,” I muttered. “Mama says go back to bed! - Cat

That’s right, Justina!' he said more than
once. 'We’re going to knock those demons out and slay them with the power of Jesus. Hallelujah, can I get an amen?

Where are you, bloodsuckers? Here, fangy, fangy, fangy...