Your advice seems a little ironical."

"Oh, you may either follow it or reverse it—that is its chief beauty. It is equally good taken either way.

Never ask an elf for help; they might decide your better off dead, eh?

The things that are truly funny were never really intended to be funny at all.

Fate has a twisted sense of humor.

If you want to be on time...Then be fast to time...

You are not my wife yet, to concern yourself in my affairs."
"And when I am your wife?"
His conscience pricked him, making him snap, "You will learn not to question me."

-Royce to Corliss-