Your cleavage is like the sun, you can look at it, but it is dangerous to stare

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You can't stare at it long, it's too risky. You get a sense of it then you look away.

It's best not to stare at the sun during an eclipse.

He used to sit very quiet. Dangerous quiet, if you ask me. And he'd stare at her with that look he has. He didn't need drink to make him dangerous.

What kind of incompetence is this, leaving dangerous fiends like us alone to commit mischief?

I noticed that once you realize
someone's watching you it's pretty hard not to find yourself
watching them back.