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Ilona Andrews

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He walked about a half hour, had his bath and is doing fine.
DAN HENDRICKS You dreaded asking him about his vacation because he would talk to you for an hour about what he did...
PAMELA DIXON It’s never a good thing when the black volhv says “Uh-oh” and then runs for his life.
ILONA ANDREWS Logical Tom begs emotional stupid dickhead Tom not to ask the question.
'Are you alone?' he ask...
MELINA MARCHETTA The man who says his evening prayer is a captain posting his sentinels. He can sleep.
CHARLES BAUDELAIRE Well, we know for a fact that his belt was ripped off of his pants and he was strangled with his bel...
JOHN SHORT When Ray got his diploma, he felt more confident, and it showed in his walk. He opened up more. He b...
DEBORAH UMBREIT He was in his favorite place doing his favorite thing. He was just too young.
DAN ANDERSON In this sublime hour, therefore, He calls all His children to the pulpit of the Cross, and every wor...
FULTON J. SHEEN The Bible says, as a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.
DYAN CANNON Once he got his first match under his belt, he was a little disappointed that he didn't wrestle (Huf...
DARREN WEBER [Some things haven't changed. Dagwood's unspoken motto remains: When in doubt, take a nap.] That's s...
DEAN YOUNG He's so slow that he takes an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.
EDWIN EDWARDS He (Richards) had his done and he's back to 100 per cent. His surgery lasted an hour and a bit so hi...
ED JOVANOVSKI He worked his way up from the scout team. That says a lot about the determination of the guy. He kne...
BRENT CURVEY Not stupid. Overly trusting, maybe, but that reflects on his lack of trustworthiness, not on your in...
TAMMARA WEBBER First he threw out all of his records, trashed his heart and then he went to sleep.
PETE WENTZ You've brushed your teeth," He says, staring at me.
"I used your toothbrush."
His lips qui...
E.L. JAMES [Jennings, a high school dropout known for his handsome face and urbane delivery on World News Tonig...
TED KOPPEL A black raven flew past me and landed on the back of the couch.
Roman slapped his hand over his...
ILONA ANDREWS I think they've shortened his starting point and have brought about a slight reduction in his run-up...
WASIM AKRAM He whom the Gods love dies young, while he is in health, has his senses and his judgments sound.
PLAUTUS He was a simple man who had no inferiority complex about his lack of education, and even more amazin...
MAYA ANGELOU brought his notes and his requests, and he thanked the members of the committee.
ISSAM GHAZZAWI And so, his senses gradually wrapt In a half sleep, he dreams of better worlds, And dreaming h...
SAMUEL TAYLOR COLERIDGE The politician is an acrobat; he keeps his balance by doing the opposite of what he says.
MAURICE BARRES One of the wonderful things about Batman is that he is just a man. He doesn't have superpowers o...
TRACY HICKMAN Bruce Wayne is Batman. He became Batman the instant his parents were murdered. Batman needs Bruce, h...
KEVIN CONROY He giveth his beloved sleep.
BIBLE It's really neat and encouraging as a Christian that he's so bold about his faith. His actions suppo...
MARK LITTLE Bobby Joe Hill was a hero. The memories are just as fresh as yesterday and we're talking nearly a ha...
GREG BYNDRIAN When he had opened the seventh seal, there was silence in heaven about the space of half an hour.
BIBLE This Captain had been brought up in Istanbul. His mind was made of minarets and domes. He capped him...
JEANETTE WINTERSON I think Marty was really surprised. He had been complaining all day that nobody had called about his...
SHIRLEY JONES He wanted to wake up every morning to her. Go to sleep with his body wrapped tightly around hers. He...
CHRISTINE FEEHAN He was complaining about his leg pain being so bad, which you never know somebody's pain tolerance. ...
JODI WEBB And when he had opened the seventh seal, there was silence in heaven about the space of half an hour...
BIBLE An entrepreneur is not deterred by his lack of perfection, he knows no one else is
BANGAMBIKI HABYARIMANA He showed up for his probation appointment in New York and they served him with a warrant.
JAMES LONGWELL He was born stupid and greatly improved his birthright
SAMUEL BUTLER He held the book up to his nose. It smelled like Old Spice talcum powder. Books that smelled that wa...
JOHN BELLAIRS He fractured his neck about four weeks ago and went to hospice. His body, liver, kidneys and all shu...
LINDA MAXWELL His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours.
ARTHUR BAER He has come back approximately an hour late, even more, ... He has expressed his disrespect for the ...
GERALD HARRIS He only half dies who leaves an image of himself in his sons.
CARLO GOLDONI He had seen the plane and knew what he was getting into. It says a lot about his character.
DAVID HAGEN He makes his claim about me after I've written a column sharply critical of his May 2004 budget repl...
SHAUN CARNEY (Bean) is such a dedicated person. He?s the type of guy that says what he does and does what he says...
KATHIE LYNCH He tied it to his dog tags, which were tied to the belt loop in his pocket.
CHRIS GREEN He says his gold medal glows, and his silver medal sparkles.
GEORGE BABICZ Many years ago, he wrote a letter to the kids saying he's got everything in the world and asked us t...
LARRY GOETHE You were always saying you were gonna shoot him," he mutters, but it's kind of half-hearted. "Stupid...
RICHARD RIDER This was probably one of his better games. He has struggled throughout most of the season, but unlik...
DAVE LONG His anger is easily excited and appeased, and he changes from hour to hour.
UNKNOWN The last time his steward heard from him was two weeks ago when he asked about his pension.
JEFF CANDAGE It is very good advice to believe only what an artist does, rather than what he says about his work.
DAVID HOCKNEY I can tolerate his company for about half an hour. After that I am not responsible for the things I ...
ARTHUR GOLDEN The cover was pebbled black leather, the pages onionskin, and he opened it carefully. It was his fir...
CHARLES L. GRANT [The second side to this one, according to Dent, was that in Indianapolis he was warming up an hour ...
TAYLOR DENT He started playing casually about a year ago and then his wife died and he was left with some loose ...
TED THOMAS He thought he could dry his socks in the microwave and he ended up training barefoot. The thing I am...
ALEX INGLETHORPE There was about an hour of sleep that night,
EMILY HARRIS At each of those moments when he leaves the heights and gradually sinks toward the lairs of the gods...
ALBERT CAMUS His appetite has increased, and he has even enjoyed some ice cream, his favorite dessert.
JOANNE DRAKE He believed in what he was doing. He was protecting his country, and he was doing his job because he...
MALIA FRY Tyler came back in his match and he showed a lot of heart.
LENNIE ZALESKY I will probably hear more in the next day or so. His last tests showed an improvement and he has inc...
ALAN THOMPSON Home again, his native land; he was born of it and his bones will sleep in it . . .
WILLIAM FAULKNER [His reasoning escapes some people.] Somebody started a rumor that the city had hired me as a sweepe...
BARRY TURNER His finest hour lasted a minute and a half.
PHYLLIS DILLER He says gods like to see an atheist around. Gives them something to aim at.
TERRY PRATCHETT He has a full season under his belt and he has the support of all his teammates and there's no quart...
DANNY LANGSDORF My mom says for a good half-hour he searches for me everywhere, so it's hard to leave him when I kno...
DANI ANDERSON His finest hour lasted a minute and a half
PHYLLIS DILLER He slouched back in his seat, looking tired, and leaned his face on his shoulder to look at me while...
MAGGIE STIEFVATER Either he thrives on it or he doesn't realize it. He didn't even skate on ice four years ago, and no...
DAN JANSEN It angered him that his sexuality was an issue at all. As far as he was concerned, who he decided to...
CHRISTINA WESTOVER He liked murder. Murder and long walks had been two of his favorite things when he was younger.
DEREK LANDY Aging is a myth, he argued, and he showed it by posting his personal best at 3:01 in his 61st year.
GEORGE SHEEHAN Annabeth nodded. "That's right.Alexander conquered Egypt.After he died, his general Ptolemy took ove...
RICK RIORDAN He does that. We've been telling him all season long he's got the potential to be the best player in...
JOSH BORLAND The advantage of the one writing about hearts of poets: he can hear them beating even in his sleep.
MARIANA FULGER Vladimir stood next to one of the beams on the back porch of our new home, leaning on his back. He r...
NINA JEAN SLACK It's based on an undercover case John worked probably four or five years ago that led him to Philade...
JOE PISTONE We held hands and it took about an hour and a half for his blood to enter my system. His blood cells...
KEVIN HEARN There's nothing yet. We'll just have to wait and see what Dr. Andrews says after he gets a look at i...
TOM CONDON He's going up to see the specialist today and if he says he needs an operation, it would be crazy to...
GARY PETERS Well, you know, usually we're complaining about the governor and his budget, but in this case, he re...
ERIC DRAPER As the skull of the man grows broader, so do his creeds. And his gods they are shaped in his image...
DONALD MARQUIS (D.R.P. MARQUIS) ("DON MARQUIS") He's still living like he's making six dollars an hour, ... He doesn't wanna spend his money because...
HOWARD HALL It just started off when he was telling a story about his favorite players and his family, then it l...
MARTEL STRANGE He showed me he wants to expand his game. I would bring him aside and tell him to take his time and ...
AARON HUNGERFORD I had a talk with Quincy. I told him ?You gotta lead this team. They follow your lead.? And he respo...
GARY WATERS Where are you going?”
He looked over his shoulder at me. “If I stay, you won’t get any sl...
SARAH J. MAAS How about a ... deal?" His face was bent down, shadowed, and he looked up at me through his lashes. ...
BECCA FITZPATRICK Well does he sleep who knows not that his sleep has been broken.
UNKNOWN He's pretty poised for a sophomore. He has a good arm and he has some experience under his belt. He ...
BOB LUTZ [He's] so slow that he takes an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.
EDWIN W. EDWARDS He was awesome tonight. It's his senior year and he didn't want to lose, especially on his home fiel...
TOM KEENAN I want so many things,” he whispers. “I want your mind. Your strength. I want to be worth your t...
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ILONA ANDREWS Did I hurt you in the parking lot?"
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ILONA ANDREWS Doode," George said.
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I clappe...
ILONA ANDREWS Oh no, is it naked time?
ILONA ANDREWS This doesn't mean you're getting a discount."
Audrey heaved a mock sigh. "Oh well. I guess I'll...
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ILONA ANDREWS Please, Kate. Suspend your dislike of me for a few moments and listen to what I have to say. It make...
ILONA ANDREWS He leaned his head to me, his neck so close to my lips, I felt the heat coming off his skin. His bre...
ILONA ANDREWS He poked his finger into my chest again. “Well, I have something to tell you: don’t let the sun ...
ILONA ANDREWS I can't give you the white picket fence, and if I did, you'd set it on fire.
ILONA ANDREWS Just stay close to us. If we get in trouble, we'll kill everything.
ILONA ANDREWS He was going to take a dive into this lake. He just didn’t know it. Cerise rose, finding footing i...
ILONA ANDREWS I would try being friends with her, but she's too busy being a smartass."

"Now you know h...
ILONA ANDREWS The good doctor put a spoon of tea into my honey." "You're drinking tea a honey badger made," Jim sa...
ILONA ANDREWS My point is, I would never hurt you or your family.”
I raised my chin at him. “If you tried...
ILONA ANDREWS This is payback, isn't it?" Jim glared at me. "Don't be ridiculous," I told him. "As the Consort of ...
ILONA ANDREWS Look, he isn’t even concerned.”
I poured the tea. “He’s concerned, Mother. He just does...
ILONA ANDREWS Why were you in a vehicle with Kate, alone? What were you wearing? What was she wearing? How long we...
ILONA ANDREWS Enough," Curran said. An unmistakable command saturated his voice. Jim clicked his mouth shut. I cro...
ILONA ANDREWS Who snitched?"
"We have people monitoring police radio frequencies. They gave Jim a heads-up in...
ILONA ANDREWS Tall, with skin the color of rich coffee, and dressed all in black, Jim looked like he was carved fr...
ILONA ANDREWS I know it's late, but could you find a book for me? It's called The Slavs: Study of Pagan Tradition ...
ILONA ANDREWS You know anything about investigative work?"
"Sure. Annoy the people involved until the guilt p...
ILONA ANDREWS An evil spark flared in his eyes. "Trade: raccoon for some answers.
ILONA ANDREWS Because you are the one. You are better than me in some things, and I am better than you in others.....
ILONA ANDREWS Kaldar smiled at her. Now there was a work of art. If she were just a girl and he were just a man, a...
ILONA ANDREWS She was pretty sure that if you died in the South, you'd have a layover in Atlanta before you reache...
ILONA ANDREWS You enjoyed it. It made you feel alive. You were looking kind of green."

You bastard....
ILONA ANDREWS When walking into the lair of the dragon after robbing his hoard, the least you could do is hold you...
ILONA ANDREWS Breaking into the house in the middle of the night just wasn't his style. He did his best work in pl...
ILONA ANDREWS The heavy eyelids snapped open. Jack froze.
A huge gold-and-amber eye, as big as a dinner plat...
ILONA ANDREWS Audrey turned to him, a sly little spark hiding in her eyes. "THe only man who gets to call me'love'...
ILONA ANDREWS Oh, I don't know. I might grow on you."
She furrowed her pretty eyebrows. "Like a cancer?"
ILONA ANDREWS Did I ever tell you that you are like sunshine in the middle of the night?
ILONA ANDREWS I need you to get down there, open the stalls inside, and panic the horses.”
“ ‘Panic’?...
ILONA ANDREWS Audrey kept moving with practiced quickness, stepping over roots protruding over the trail and pushi...
ILONA ANDREWS The way she sat now, leaning forward frowning, biting her pink bottom lip, her shirt dipping to reve...
ILONA ANDREWS George turned to her. His blue eyes widened. His lovely face took on a forlorn, deeply troubled expr...
ILONA ANDREWS The only way to make sure that the Hand didn't get to you would have been to kill your brother. I co...
ILONA ANDREWS He hit her with his best smile. Her eyes widened. She took a deep breath. 'Oh no, not that seductive...
ILONA ANDREWS At the door, Audrey called, "Are you coming?"
"No, just breathing hard, love." He glanced at he...
ILONA ANDREWS I never wanted to marry anyone before,” he said. “When two people marry, they surrender a small ...
ILONA ANDREWS Ask a man how much a dollar is worth, and he'll tell you, 'Almost nothing.' Try to take a dollar awa...
ILONA ANDREWS Stealers, keepers.
ILONA ANDREWS Oh, so it was a lifesaving kiss."

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ILONA ANDREWS I wouldn’t put it past you,” Kaldar said. “Or him. Who knows what the hell he might do?”
ILONA ANDREWS Well, shit," Dobe said. "I guess you're familiar with the law. You hit it over the head, set its hou...
ILONA ANDREWS Congratulations," he said, his voice dry. "You finally managed to find a woman as tragically noble a...
ILONA ANDREWS The judge's massive eyebrows crept up. "Kaldar. Are you the one speaking for the plaintiff today?" <...
ILONA ANDREWS Grandpa?" Declan raised his eyebrows.
"We keep him in the shed out back," Jack said helpfully. ...
ILONA ANDREWS Kaldar picked up a rock and tossed it into the clearing. It landed between two wards. A green stem s...
ILONA ANDREWS William's eyes glowed like two amber coals. She met his gaze and flinched. No emotion reflected in t...
ILONA ANDREWS Behind him Kaldar nudged Urow's youngest son. "Bet you he lasts at least thirty seconds."
"Um.....
ILONA ANDREWS She surveyed the carnage behind him. "Did you have fun?"
He showed her his teeth. "Yes.
ILONA ANDREWS Failure happened. The trick was to accept the risk and try anyway.
ILONA ANDREWS You say the sweetest things. And that spaghetti perfume you're wearing is to die for. No hobo could ...
ILONA ANDREWS He had the prettiest hair she had ever seen on a man: dark brown, almost black, and soft like sable,...
ILONA ANDREWS You said he was a soldier. You don't suppose...?"
"Oh, Gods." Ignata blinked. "You think someth...
ILONA ANDREWS It depends. If I don't let you in, will you huff and puff and blow my house down?"
She had no ...
ILONA ANDREWS Oh, Gods."
His eyes shone with want and predatory satisfaction. "The name's William. It's a com...
ILONA ANDREWS Some women waited for a night in shining armor. She, apparently, had ended up with a knight in black...
ILONA ANDREWS It could be worse," he said finally. "Efrenia married an arsonist. Jake's wife is a kleptomaniac. I ...
ILONA ANDREWS How is it different?"
He rolled his head back, sable hair falling down on his shoulders. "With ...
ILONA ANDREWS Shane lowered his glasses on his nose and gave me his version of a severe stare.
I leaned a lit...
ILONA ANDREWS You'll lose."
"What makes you so sure?"
"You have no discipline. All you do is tear down s...
ILONA ANDREWS I know you'll tell me to fuck off, but I think Curran loves you. Truly loves you. And I think you lo...
ILONA ANDREWS Oh my God, she was retarded and I was going to kill Jim.
ILONA ANDREWS You sure you don't need your Prince Charming to come and save you?"
The knot in my stomach eva...
ILONA ANDREWS I also stole a small yellow doughnut from the box of Duncan's doughnuts in the rec room and fed it t...
ILONA ANDREWS Rene, you want us to find you-don't-know-who and to retrieve his you-don't-know-what for you-won't-t...
ILONA ANDREWS If the lot of you survives, Curran will flay the skin off your backs," Doolittle said.
"That's ...
ILONA ANDREWS Tiny gold sparks flared in his irises. "You're in my rooms in my bathtub naked and you're still mout...
ILONA ANDREWS Hi, Your Majesty, we drugged your love muffin and then let her walk out into the dark, in the sn...
ILONA ANDREWS Kate Daniels, deadly swordmaster. Fear my twitching pinkie.
ILONA ANDREWS I've never seen such a collection of idiots in my whole life.' Doolittle shook his head. 'If you par...
ILONA ANDREWS I'm counting to ten in my head."
"Is it helping?"
"No."
"It doesn't help me with you ...
ILONA ANDREWS I glanced at Derek. The boy wonder didn't melt into a pile of goo, although his gaze was glued to Ro...
ILONA ANDREWS Secret to what?"
"Secret to shutting you up," he said. "I just have to beat you till you're hal...
ILONA ANDREWS I've read your summary."
"And?"
"It's not incompetent."
Be still, my heart, so I don'...
ILONA ANDREWS I'll call you," he repeated.
"If you call me, I won't pick up the phone."
"You will wait b...
ILONA ANDREWS I flexed my wrist, popped a silver needle into my palm, and offered it to him.
'What's this?' ILONA ANDREWS If I fought for them and was crippled, they would all say nice things,and then they would replace me...
ILONA ANDREWS When I'm with him, I can feel myself getting better. It's like he's picking up broken pieces of me a...
ILONA ANDREWS You know," she said, stirring her tea, "the fastest way to get him off your back is to sleep with hi...
ILONA ANDREWS He lunged for the maps. I grabbed the chair and hit him with it. He went down. I hit him again to ma...
ILONA ANDREWS You will not pass!” Roman thundered.
Great. Now he had decided he was Gandalf.
ILONA ANDREWS I'll be busy for the next eight weeks, so let's set this for November 15th.
MENU
I wan...
ILONA ANDREWS No more tubs for me." I jumped off the bed and pulled on a pair of Pack sweats. "They make me lose a...
ILONA ANDREWS This man was a rogue, not because circumstances forced him to be a criminal but because he was born ...
ILONA ANDREWS Not only will you sleep with me, but you will say 'please.'"
I stared at him, shocked.
Th...
ILONA ANDREWS Andrea raised her hand. “This is the hand that slapped Aunt B.”
“Maybe you should have it...
ILONA ANDREWS She handed him a glass of water and two Aleve gelcaps. “They’re anti-inflammatories. They will d...
ILONA ANDREWS I know people who will gently persuade you to be forthcoming.
ILONA ANDREWS You think he's got 'government badass' tattooed on his chest?" I murmured.
A faint grimace skew...
ILONA ANDREWS I hit him on the back of the neck. He submerged. Help. I've drowned the Beast Lord.
ILONA ANDREWS The vampire leaned forward, tapping a scimitar claw. "Is that a lion with horns and a pitchfork?" ILONA ANDREWS The first rule of etiquette a boy learns when he's about to enter
society is that civility is d...
ILONA ANDREWS Everybody has something, that one thing they must do to feel happy. I think this is yours, and I wan...
ILONA ANDREWS Cats randomly refuse to follow orders to prove they can.
ILONA ANDREWS Your sword is made out of your grandmother’s bones?”
“Okay, I see how it sounds weird whe...
ILONA ANDREWS Have you ever met someone and felt… I don't know how to describe it, felt a chance at having somet...
ILONA ANDREWS And then what?"
"I'll burn that bridge when I cross it.
ILONA ANDREWS If you come back to me, I'll never leave you", I whispered into the furry ear. "I'll make you all th...
ILONA ANDREWS Estene aleera hesaad de viren aneda." And now, you are forever mine.
ILONA ANDREWS What’s this ”
“A needle.”
“What should I do with it ” He’d walked right into...
ILONA ANDREWS Cute. I think I would prefer to be stabbed in the eye rather than be called cute.
ILONA ANDREWS Ready to put your claws where your mouth is, or are you going to cringe behind the big boys and yip ...
ILONA ANDREWS Curran shrugged and pulled me back to him. 'You don't pick the family you're born into. You pick the...
ILONA ANDREWS Give me an opportunity to fail," Saiman said. "I promise my corpse won't interrupt your 'I told you ...
ILONA ANDREWS Kate's Speciality: Killing things, with much bloodshed. Talking trash, infuriating authority. Drivin...
ILONA ANDREWS You snore worse. At least I don't turn into a lion in my sleep."
"I only did it once."
"On...
ILONA ANDREWS You’re taking a nap? Come on, Kate, I need you for this fight. Stop lying around.”
“You m...
ILONA ANDREWS Aha! So I’m not crazy.”
“You are most definitely crazy,” Derek said. “But in a derang...
ILONA ANDREWS I think you’re confused as to the nature of our relationship. You and I, we don’t get along. You...
ILONA ANDREWS I turned to leave and paused before the gap in the ruined wall. "One last thing, Your Majesty. I'd l...
ILONA ANDREWS Did he just rip out the engine?" I asked.
"Yes", Saiman said. "And now he is demolishing the Ma...
ILONA ANDREWS Saiman reached into the trunk and pulled out a pink tulle tutu.
“No.”
“Yes.” ILONA ANDREWS I take back what I said about the donkey,’’ Ascanio said. ‘’She’s awesome
ILONA ANDREWS You can’t blame me,” Ascanio said. “Anybody in my place would be concerned. You don’t even h...
ILONA ANDREWS Ascanio..."
"Yes, Consort?"
"I think you misunderstand the whole nature of what it means t...
ILONA ANDREWS I've been assigned to bodyguard you."
You've got to be kidding me.
Derek snorted. ILONA ANDREWS swore. “Barabas said you might say that. I’m supposed to tell you this.” Ascanio cleared his t...
ILONA ANDREWS Because that's what it would catch in the wild, a boar, right? I can't wait to see a pack of bunnyca...
ILONA ANDREWS Sit your ass down, Don Juanabe," Derek said.
"Don Juanabe?" Ascanio pulled out his swords.
ILONA ANDREWS Okay, pull me up."
The rope didn't move.
"Ascanio?" What was it now? Did he see a butterfl...
ILONA ANDREWS Say 'pop.'"
"Pop?"
"That was the sound of me pulling your head out of your ass.
ILONA ANDREWS And how did your day go?" I asked Ascanio.
He turned to me, a dreamy look on his pretty face....
ILONA ANDREWS Quick, Derek, it's your chance to shine," Ascanio said.
Derek gave him a withering look.
"...
ILONA ANDREWS Desandra shrugged her shoulders. "Hey, Kate? Have you thought of walking up to Hugh and telling him ...
ILONA ANDREWS Put your badass faces on and follow me.
ILONA ANDREWS Her face looked like it would shatter any second.
ILONA ANDREWS One day I'll kill him, you know.
I glanced at her. She was deadly serious.
ILONA ANDREWS Andrea raised her eyebrows. "Look at you, all high-speed."
"Yeah, you'd think I was a detective...
ILONA ANDREWS She put her hands over her face. Ah crap. What do I do now? Do I say something, do I not say somethi...
ILONA ANDREWS Andrea, in less than twelve hours, Atlanta will be full of demons. They will kill, feed, and release...
ILONA ANDREWS Are you happy?
When I can get out of my own way.
And the rest of the time?
The rest o...
ILONA ANDREWS It's not a loup cage, you know,' I told her. 'It's a holding cell. Or safe room. or secure room. I d...
ILONA ANDREWS Who is there with you?"

"Raphael"

Kate's voice snapped. "I'll be in Atlanta in...
ILONA ANDREWS Derek, you just don't say things like that to a woman. Keep going this way and you'll spend your lif...
ILONA ANDREWS We can do subtle," I assured her.
"It's our middle name," Andrea added.
For some odd reaso...
ILONA ANDREWS He glued the chair to my ass."
Silence.
"Is it still...attached?"
"I can't get it off...
ILONA ANDREWS Who is Hunter Becker?"
"Becker the Gory? Lighthouse Keepers? Boston?"
"I would've preferre...
ILONA ANDREWS We don't need teenage bouda sex fiends as interns.
How do you know he is a sex fiend?
He i...
ILONA ANDREWS Would you like to work here with me?
We have no clients and the pay is shit.
ILONA ANDREWS Aha," Andrea said. "I'm going to ignore that you just referred to yourself as 'sugar woogums'.
ILONA ANDREWS What do you mean fainted?
Took a dive, kissed the pavement. Swooned like a southern belle after...
ILONA ANDREWS I got a dog-training book. It says Grendel needs mental stimulation, so I tried to train him, but I ...
ILONA ANDREWS Are you sure you know where you're going?" Andrea frowned.
"Would you like me to pull over and ...
ILONA ANDREWS It’s your duty as my best friend to be outraged with me.”
“I’m outraged!” I snarled....
ILONA ANDREWS I have a serious question."

"I will give a serious answer."

"Can a god be kill...
ILONA ANDREWS I batted my eyelashes and did my best to appear dumb as a board
ILONA ANDREWS The dark scary servant of all evil was on his way to rescue me. Somehow that thought failed to make ...
ILONA ANDREWS Some people had attack dogs. Ghastek had attack lawyers.
ILONA ANDREWS The door swung open and Kate walked in. Her jeans and T-shirt were splattered with blood and she was...
ILONA ANDREWS My mind struggled to formulate a coherent though, any thought. I opened my mouth. "Your pajamas have...
ILONA ANDREWS Only poor people are weird. Rich people are eccentric.
ILONA ANDREWS I was so happy to be out of there. “Barabas, if you weren’t batting
for the other team, I�...
ILONA ANDREWS I gave him my Order smile: sweet grin, hard eyes, reached over to my passenger seat, and pulled out ...
ILONA ANDREWS You think this is some sort of comedy going on here?” Collins gave him his tough stare.
A lit...
ILONA ANDREWS Bad days, good days, ‘I’ll cut you if you look at me the wrong way’ days. I’ll take them all...
ILONA ANDREWS You’re touching me,” I chided him.
He caressed my back, sliding his hand down, hitting eve...
ILONA ANDREWS Raphael turned me over and looked at me, his face close to mine. "You and I will never be done.You'r...
ILONA ANDREWS Are you implying that our relationship is like a Spanish soap opera?”

“I’m not imp...
ILONA ANDREWS Kate stood by the door with her arms crossed.
That was an anti-Curran pose. What the hell was t...
ILONA ANDREWS Someone pounded on the office door. Barabas moved to the door, slid aside the metal shutter covering...
ILONA ANDREWS My tablecloth was missing in action and long, jagged scratches covered the table's surface.The scrat...
ILONA ANDREWS Since we’re playing that game… I tilted my face up to his and gave him a lovesick gaze.
“...
ILONA ANDREWS The rage of the Beast Lord was a terrible thing to behold. Some people stormed, some punched things,...
ILONA ANDREWS At first glance you looked at Kate and thought “fighter,” maybe merc. Five inches taller than me...
ILONA ANDREWS Curran and Kate stood by the door.
“I can’t believe you decided to come down here and check...
ILONA ANDREWS You’re the most experienced investigator I’ve got who’s not tied up in something, and I can’...
ILONA ANDREWS Kate smirked.
"What?"
"Your horse looks pink."
"So?"
"If you paste some stars on...
ILONA ANDREWS It’s never a good thing when the black volhv says “Uh-oh” and then runs for his life.
ILONA ANDREWS Our standard rate. A doubloon a day."
It was generous. More than generous--some families would ...
ILONA ANDREWS So, regarding that tidbit about your having a fertile imagination when it comes to private activitie...
ILONA ANDREWS Rumors said that if he got drunk enough, he sometimes got his jollies by stripping naked and scaring...
ILONA ANDREWS The decorator of Las Colimas must have been a great admirer of both early Aztec and late Taco Bell a...
ILONA ANDREWS Fuck the pack. I gave them fifteen years of my life. I fought for them, bled for them, and the momen...
ILONA ANDREWS Because he has the best equipment in the City and he knows how to use it!
ILONA ANDREWS I'm welding the bimbo room shut.
ILONA ANDREWS Was his body made out of orange rocks and did he at any point yell 'It's clobbering time'?"
"I ...
ILONA ANDREWS You should name him Fezzik."
"Inconceivable.
ILONA ANDREWS