Your Honor, I committed the crime of being on the cover of Us magazine with Ben Affleck 100 times too often. My lips were too shiny. I made horrible movies. For my penalty I accept five months in Alderson jail in West Virginia.

Cris and I had a lot of time to do what we both like, ... That really relaxed us both, to say the least. Sometimes it tired us out and we slept to get our energy levels back. I'll let your imagination do the rest.

Most of those who could have done something to prevent the crime and did not consoled themselves with the pretext that affairs of honor are sacred monopolies, giving access only to those who are part of the drama.

With this group, it's just an honor to be a part of it. They have things you just can't teach.

The event is bigger than St. Mary's-Brophy. It's an honor to be there.

It's an honor to join those guys, but I really haven't paid attention to the home runs because I just want to win, ... I always knew I could do it. I'm a smaller guy, but I have some power in my bat. I like it when people underestimate me. It's like a challenge.