Your rooms are as filthy today as they were when you graduated from high school. And we want them cleaned up,

Children today know more about sex than I or my father did.

When you introduce competition into the public school system, most studies show that schools start to do better when they are competing for students.

You know that you're not too removed from high school, and you know that today in the high school that you graduated from, some little ninth grade girl was called a slut, a whore (and) all those other words, for no reason other than she went out with the wrong guy last night, and people are mad at her. And those words are cutting her all the way to her heart.

Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite for danger.

There's no tradition today except initials, 'CSI,' 'NCIS,' all the rest. Even with reruns today, people don't know there was a 'Dick Van Dyke Show,' or 'Andy Griffith,' or 'Cheers.'