You're here to share mementos of a failed relationship and tell your sad story. This is our ninth one. If you've been to every one of the bashes with something to destroy, you may be the one with the problems in the relationship.

I felt sad for D.J.,

One hundred years, ... America will be last. America's always last. Great Britain did away with slavery 100 years before we did and it was a vote, not a war. Pakistan has had a female prime minister and we're still just fantasizing about a female president.

One man's blasphemy doesn't override other people's free-speech rights, their freedom to publish, freedom of thought.

We didn't play real well, we played hard, but to beat a team ranked ninth in the state and one that has won seven in a row, we have to take care of things better.

My dad was a homicide cop in the gay neighborhood in the city when gay neighborhoods were desperate, depressing, sad places run by the mob. The only gay people he'd met when I came out to him were corpses.