You're literally inviting a sick, germy person to blow her nose at your desk.

The typical toilet seat only has 49 germs per square inch versus the desktop that has 21,000. That's problematic because a lot of people like me eat lunch at their desks. A typical office disinfects the toilet every night. Most people don't disinfect their desks.

I guess my biggest hope is to end public displays of infection. People who cough and sneeze on other people and people who don't wash their hands. These things are so easy and could easily save a life.

It's all in the hands. You put your fingers in your nose or mouth or eyes and get sick that way.

He could not blow his nose without moralizing on the state of the handkerchief industry

The drawers in our computer desk literally where the bottoms look like they probably stepped in them or jumped in them to knock them out. They took a whole thing of coffee and smeared it all over the floor.