You're lucky I was on that roof all day. That old man... he was trying to sell you a Sega product.

Fall not in love, therefore; it will stick to your face.

Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.

If Pac-Man had affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in dark rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.

Those who are serious in ridiculous matters will be ridiculous in serious matters.

Major league baseball has asked its players to stop tossing baseballs into the stands during games, because they say fans fight over them and they get hurt. In fact, the Florida Marlins said that's why they never hit any home runs. It's a safety issue.