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Please stop crying all the time for a particular thing you need, because what you have now someone n...
THE INSPIRATIONIST
It's good to have MONEY and the things that money can buy, as long as you make sure you don't lose t...
THE INSPIRATIONIST
How are you doing? How are you going to cope?
THE ARCHIVES
Your rat is dead
THE TERMINATOR
That's where I got the idea, because he's so heady, ... He's got a good arm, but he's not necessaril...
THE EAGLES
Playing three matches back-to-back can be a grueling task, but these players seemed to get stronger ...
THE EAGLES
I used to dash by, feeling like a dartboard, a big red bull's-eye that Mother pinged darts at.
THE HELP
I sat in the study parlor and wrote for hours-mostly term papers but also short stories, bad poetry,...
THE HELP
I spend just as much time on how people hear my music as I do the actual music, no matter how long i...
THE WEEKND
'Kiss Land' is like a horror movie.
THE WEEKND
You see, rock and roll isn't a career or hobby - it's a life force. It's something very ...
THE EDGE
Til I Can Make It on My Own.
THE BEATLES
If only I knew what I know
I'd make it a point to say so.
THE FRAY
I never knew
I never knew that everything was falling through
That everyone I knew was wai...
THE FRAY
We judge ourselves with present things, but people judge us with the past.
THE INSPIRATIONIST
Perseverance conquers all
THE INSPIRATIONIST
A step at a time or within, makes the difference.
THE INSPIRATIONIST
No matter who you are there is something you can do better than any one else.
THE INSPIRATIONIST
Your problem becomes broader when you bother.
THE INSPIRATIONIST
Life has no beginning and no ending. It only begins right after your birth and end right after your ...
THE INSPIRATIONIST
Nothing is difficult, when you do it all with passion.
THE INSPIRATIONIST