You're my sweetheart to the max. I love you like Crispy Critters.

Even a jerk can be a total sweetheart, it just takes the right girl to find his heart and to become his world.

Everybody's OK, even the critters.

When I say ‘I love you’ I don’t mean that I love what being with you does for my career, or I love how often you’re willing to shag. I mean I love you. I love making you laugh, and seeing how you react to things, and getting to know the little things about you. I love who I am with you, and I’m trusting you not to hurt me.

Schizophrenia demons live in my head.

I don't want to mess up my songs. If I didn't end my songs with commercials, I wouldn't know what to say.