You're only given as much as you can handle, before going back for seconds

it can't be wrong, if it feels so wrong

The only threesome I've ever experienced is with Pantene 2 in 1

Women are aroused by the strangest things, like a rock going through their bedroom window

If the love is not madness, then the sex is not insane

An alibi is one alliterative consonant short of being a magic carpet