You're the best gay friend I've ever had!

France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are ''made in America.''

ohonhonhonhon~

Of course, my Christmas is (so much more) gorgeous and romantic (than Germany's)!! And unlike the rest of the world, we leave wine behind for Santa Claus!"
"So Santa-san is delivering gifts to children while driving under the influence . . . ?

NEIN

Pastaaa~