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MAD MAGAZINE Teenagers are people who act like babies if they're not treated like adults. -MAD Magazine.
MAD MAGAZINE Yes I am weird, weird is good. Normal is overrated.
MAD-D (Parody that is often falsely believed to be a true quote of Mariah Carey's) Whenever I watch TV and...
MAD MAGAZINE Because if we were all the same, then we would all share the same weaknesses.
NICK Being scared is simply fear of incompetence.
NICK One, two, three, Im gon be crazy and free.
NICK Nothing good can come from a crack of dawn meeting on a Monday morning.
KATHY BRYSON - FIGHTING MAD The sun had sunk and the summer skies Were dotted with specks of light That melted soon in the...
M'DONALD CLARKE ("THE MAD POET") Ha! see where the wild-blazing Grog-Shop appears, As the red waves of wretchedness swell, How...
M'DONALD CLARKE ("THE MAD POET") Whilst twilight's curtain spreading far Was pinned with a single star.
M'DONALD CLARKE ("THE MAD POET") While twilight's curtain gathering far, Is pinned with a single diamond star.
M'DONALD CLARKE ("THE MAD POET") From the looks--not the lips, is the soul reflected.
M'DONALD CLARKE ("THE MAD POET") My Vocation is my Vacation. I love what I do.
NICK CANNON It's fun having songs about parties and gigolos, but I really wanted to use my music as a form o...
NICK CANNON The people who truly love me and loved me before all of this stuff. You can't ever leave them be...
NICK CANNON The beautiful thing about acting is that you can just dive into the character, strip yourself of eve...
NICK CANNON Real men change diapers!
NICK CANNON Most aspiring child actors or child stars have a passion for it. But as easy as it is for me to say ...
NICK CANNON I'm not geeky but I have my geeky, corky moments, and then I've got some aspects of cool in ...
NICK CANNON I always say that candy is the perfect studio food - it keeps your energy going.
NICK CANNON Just speak yourself into existence. Whatever you want, speak it. You can see it.
NICK CANNON Hunger is a deep concern of mine, and I feel that no one should go without food in this world as lon...
NICK CANNON You have to be vigorous. That's the only way you are going to get it because everybody has dream...
NICK CANNON I was 16 years old, driving to LA, and sleeping in my car, just trying to make it happen.
NICK CANNON Right now, I'm as single as a slice of American cheese.
NICK CANNON A lot of the girls my age were impressed by silly stuff like money and fame. I wanted to be able to ...
NICK CANNON One thing about being a stand-up is it's a one-man show. You gotta do everything. You're the...
NICK CANNON So my father was a person who never lied to me. If I had a question, he answered it. I knew a lot of...
NICK CANNON I think I'm actually built for fatherhood. I love to have a good time and play, but at the same ...
NICK CANNON Mariah is a beautiful and talented person, and I've had a crush on her for as long as I can reme...
NICK CANNON I think my kids give mommy more attention than they give me.
NICK CANNON People think that as a celebrity, you have to have this sort of mystique about you, but I'm prob...
NICK CANNON The world of music is changing so dramatically every day, the way people hear music. It's differ...
NICK JONAS You have to struggle a bit, hustle a little, and be willing to go bankrupt. Once you're willing ...
NICK NOLTE The UK is not going to leave the European Union. Of course not. We are inextricably wound up with Eu...
NICK CLEGG Although I am a young leader, I actually came to it strangely quite late. I have a different perspec...
NICK CLEGG I started racing myself and once you get bitten by that bug you really are hooked.
NICK MASON Once, the world was full of mysteries, some of them frightening, some of them wonderful, some of the...
NICK DAVIES To me, a forever love is a bond that can't be broken.
NICK CANNON I've just been away for a week, and I dropped my BlackBerry in the sea while I was messing aroun...
NICK CLEGG In high school, I went to a place called the Mountain School. It's on a farm in Vermont, and I r...
NICK KROLL I grew up here in New York City and New Jersey, performing on Broadway shows, surrounded by some of ...
NICK JONAS I will not accept a new wave of fiscal retrenchment, of belt-tightening, without asking people at th...
NICK CLEGG I'm an old rock and roll buff. I love Bruce Springsteen and Tom Petty.
NICK CARTER Fantasy football has changed how I watch football because now every game is interesting start to fin...
NICK KROLL Things that burn very brightly, we wonder how long they can keep burning.
NICK WOODMAN I am a passionate believer in freedom of speech. I would not support anything which would impinge on...
NICK CLEGG Love is what is left in a relationship after all the selfishness is taken out.
NICK RICHARDSON People who are feeling bullied and people who feel like outsiders should talk to their parents and g...
NICK JONAS Joining the Liberal Party was a no-brainer for me... And when you are a young man, you don't get...
NICK CLEGG The thing about us businesspeople is that we love our customers rich and our employees poor.
NICK HANAUER I usually get down with a little Violent Femmes in the summer. You know, 'Blister In The Sun....
NICK ROBINSON Dad was a difference maker. He reached out to people. He took them by the awe and wonder we feel ove...
NICK SAGAN I do public appearances. I'm bluff, hearty, goofy. I wear loud clothes, and I read the funny bit...
NICK HARKAWAY When it blows here, even the seagulls walk.
NICK FALDO The U.S. has taken an active role in wars from Libya to the Central African Republic, sent special o...
NICK TURSE At training, I consider myself a bit of a morale booster. I take a pack of lollies just to boost the...
NICK CUMMINS I work in our living room, a strange room in a strange, topsy-turvy house. I work underneath this en...
NICK HARKAWAY I see now that dismissing YA books because you’re not a young adult is a little bit like refusing ...
NICK HORNBY Love is like a fruit. It may look good, but you shouldn't bite in it until it's ripe.
NICK HERTL You know, even working actors can end up having a lot of spare time. And you can either go sit at th...
NICK OFFERMAN We will burn that bridge when we come to it.
NICK GORSKI You want to be appreciated for all your work as opposed to one performance, but I'll always be &...
NICK MORAN I wish I was a cool guy and could drink coffee black, but I put almond milk and raw cane sugar in it...
NICK KROLL Lemons. He liked lemons. They made you make funny faces when you bit them, and a very, very long way...
NICK HARKAWAY So, your kids must love the iPad?” I asked Mr. [Steve] Jobs, trying to change the subject. The com...
NICK BILTON It's no good pretending that any relationship has a future if your record collections disagree viole...
NICK HORNBY People worry about kids playing with guns, and teenagers watching violent videos; we are scared that...
NICK HORNBY Over the years I've come to appreciate how animals enter our lives prepared to teach and far from be...
NICK TROUT It may be a cat, a bird, a ferret, or a guinea pig, but the chances are high that when someone close...
NICK TROUT People don't want children to know what they need to know. They want their kids to know what ...
NICK HARKAWAY As I live life, I believe that the highest value I, and anyone who is ready, able and willing, is to...
NICK CATRICALA Hard is trying to rebuild yourself, piece by piece, with no instruction book, and no clue as to wher...
NICK HORNBY my friends don't seem to be friends at all but people whose phone numbers I haven't lost.
NICK HORNBY The word is control. That's my ultimate -- to have control.
NICK FALDO The legacy of Democrats and Republicans approaches: Libertarianism by bankruptcy.
NICK NUESSLE With rivers as with good friends, you always feel better for a few hours in their presence; you alwa...
NICK LYONS If you feel you have a film that's valid, you stick your ass on the line.
NICK NOLTE Magic isn't done; it's only just begun!
NICK NEWBERRY All the books we own, both read and unread, are the fullest expression of self we have at our dispos...
NICK HORNBY If hooking a car battery up to a monkey's brain will help find the cure for AIDS and save somebody's...
NICK DIPAOLO Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter because nobody listens.
NICK DIAMOS Modernism isn't a design ethos any more, it's an economy of scale, and a marketing tool to sell the ...
NICK HARKAWAY A desire for privacy does not imply shameful secrets; Moglen argues, again and again, that without a...
NICK HARKAWAY Keeping people fired up starts with having a really clear vision for what the company is aiming to d...
NICK WOODMAN We were in Chagrin Falls, Ohio. It's a nice town, but it's aggressively quaint. They've ...
NICK ROBINSON I'm developing more stuff in my voice, more Nick Swardson. It's me as myself in a sense and ...
NICK SWARDSON I think our slow, humble beginnings in surf shops, ski shops, bike shops, and motorcycle shops have ...
NICK WOODMAN In ancient Greece, Socrates reportedly didn't fancy a literate society. He felt that people woul...
NICK HARKAWAY I wrote the first draft of 'Tigerman' while my wife was pregnant - needless to say, I was re...
NICK HARKAWAY Our actions in the Middle East over the last 15 years have already guaranteed radical Muslims quite ...
NICK CLOONEY One of the pleasant duties of America's most famous announcers during the relatively short swing...
NICK CLOONEY Traits acquired during one's lifetime - muscles built up in the gym, for example - cannot be pas...
NICK BOSTROM If you talk to most ambitious people, people who are high achievers, they're rarely at peace wit...
NICK KROLL I was inspired by how Red Bull isn't about the drink; it isn't about the product or the can....
NICK WOODMAN I just work - however people feel about it, I mean, at the end of the day, if I'm waiting for ac...
NICK CANNON Nobody can predict the future. You just have to give your all to the relationship you're in and ...
NICK CANNON My thoughts on gay marriage are that everyone has the right to love and be loved, and that's the...
NICK JONAS The further you get into technology, the further you go into gaming. That's the general rule.
NICK JOHNSON Moving to the country is a very bold thing to do. You can have vague romantic notions about doing th...
NICK CAVE The rock star is dying. And it's a small tragedy. Rock stars have blogs now. I have no use for t...
NICK CAVE An artist's duty is rather to stay open-minded and in a state where he can receive information a...
NICK CAVE Certainly being proficient in an instrument does have its problems. Because the better you get, the ...
NICK CAVE I don't have any authority to talk about the domestic policies of America. But as an outsider, I...
NICK CAVE I love performing. I can get to be that person I always wanted to be - godlike.
NICK CAVE I would hate to think my songs were giving advice to people.
NICK CAVE I'm very happy to hear that my work inspires writers and painters. It's the most beautiful c...
NICK CAVE I was reading The Bible a lot through my 20s, mostly the Old Testament, just because I was knocked o...
NICK CAVE I lost my innocence with Johnny Cash. I used to watch the 'Johnny Cash Show' on television i...
NICK CAVE I think it's a part of us as human beings that we search outside of ourselves for meaning.
NICK CAVE After a while, you just don't do things you don't wanna do - that's the great freedom yo...
NICK CAVE There are methods to creating a mayhem that sounds different from your usual mayhem. Because mayhem ...
NICK CAVE 'Inspiration' is a word used by people who aren't really doing anything.
NICK CAVE Most of the time, feelings just seem to get in the way. They're a luxury for the idle, a bourgeo...
NICK CAVE There's always pain around. That's one thing you can guarantee in life - there will always b...
NICK CAVE I've always had an obligation to creation, above all.
NICK CAVE I suspect the older you get the more invisible you become.
NICK CAVE Texting is apocalyptic on some level. It's a reduction of things.
NICK CAVE I always thought my records were number one; it's just the charts didn't think so.
NICK CAVE I am not interested in anything that doesn't have a genuine heart to it. You've got to have ...
NICK CAVE A gentleman never talks about his tailor.
NICK CAVE If you look around, complacency is the great disease of your autumn years, and I work hard to preven...
NICK CAVE Now, there is always a tremendous fear of science and progressing forward into areas of the unknown ...
NICK NOLTE I wish more people knew that the only one of the three main parties where not a single MP flipped fr...
NICK CLEGG Getting married, for me, was the best thing I ever did. I was suddenly beset with an immense sense o...
NICK CAVE Despite global economic concerns, other nations are continuing to push forward and invest in their s...
NICK LAMPSON As southeast Texas's only Member of the House Transportation Committee, I'm especially proud...
NICK LAMPSON Free nations of the world cannot allow Taiwan, a beacon of democracy, to be subdued by an authoritar...
NICK LAMPSON More needs to be done to take the fight to the enemy and secure our borders against the terrorist th...
NICK LAMPSON The war on terror is a fight that we did not start, but it is one that we shall finish.
NICK LAMPSON Today, I will vote in support of the Marriage Protection Amendment. I shall do so because like Presi...
NICK LAMPSON With 1.7 million private sector jobs lost and half a million jobs shipped overseas over the past thr...
NICK LAMPSON While we face economic obstacles that challenge every decision made in Washington, decisions made me...
NICK LAMPSON Any veteran can tell you it is already hard enough to see a doctor down at the VA and get the health...
NICK LAMPSON Mr. Speaker, in seeking to return to the United Nations, the Republic of China on Taiwan will once a...
NICK LAMPSON Such an arrangement would provide Taiwan and China with a forum for dialogue whereby they may forge ...
NICK LAMPSON The local communities, through their leaders, were able to build a communications network that allow...
NICK LAMPSON We must always emphasize research and development of science and mathematics, and I can think of no ...
NICK LAMPSON Congress should stop treating veterans like they're asking for a hand out when it comes to the b...
NICK LAMPSON One of the most important accomplishments of the Caucus is raising awareness with law enforcement an...
NICK LAMPSON I will continue to push for doubling the strength of the U.S. Border Patrol, and to make sure that e...
NICK LAMPSON We are telling veterans they must sacrifice to pay for the pet projects and contracts to campaign do...
NICK LAMPSON None of the things I have done would have been accomplished without a true team effort.
NICK LAMPSON But this Veterans Day, I believe we should do more than sing the praises of the bravery and patrioti...
NICK LAMPSON There is nothing nobler than risking your life for your country.
NICK LAMPSON Saturday morning, you knew what was cool by what was on 'Soul Train.'
NICK CANNON I think one of the most important things in a relationship is caring for your significant other thro...
NICK CANNON I think it takes a strong man to be in a relationship with a strong woman. A lot of people hear the ...
NICK CANNON Some people, myself in particular, have an adversarial relationship with the camera, and it sprouts ...
NICK CAVE Having haters is just a part of the business, and the more haters you have, the more people like you...
NICK JONAS I'm fascinated with genetic science, and I have been for a very long time. I always look at scie...
NICK RHODES I have about 40 cars, of which 25 to 30 are what you might call serious.
NICK MASON Sir Terry Pratchett - he was knighted in 2009, and on him it looked earned rather than entitled - wr...
NICK HARKAWAY The person earning the federal minimum wage of $7.25 isn't going out to eat at restaurants. They...
NICK HANAUER Instead of the cashier and ticket-ripper of the movie theater, the block chain consists of thousands...
NICK SZABO The nice thing about animation is that you can realise your inventions without understanding all the...
NICK PARK The concept of God in America is very different than it is in England. Because we see the horrendous...
NICK CAVE If you're older you want to tell stories about the pool of human life and living and to communic...
NICK NOLTE The technology backbone is no longer an afterthought.
NICK PRICE I didn't have any terrible survival jobs. The main job I had before I was able to transition ove...
NICK KROLL For me, I was literally trying to stay afloat. I never actually thought I would get my own sketch sh...
NICK KROLL Rising inequality is toxic to growth. High levels of inequality exclude people - both as innovators ...
NICK HANAUER I'm very hairy, and men in film and TV are no longer allowed to be hairy.
NICK OFFERMAN My uncles, who are farmers in Minooka, Illinois - I grew up with them and their pickup trucks and mu...
NICK OFFERMAN It's very hard to adapt something. You end up changing it too much to make a good movie out of i...
NICK PARK A lot of author events are basically hour-long classes in entropy perched on bad seating under brigh...
NICK HARKAWAY Any story about revenge is ultimately a story about forgiveness, redemption, or the futility of reve...
NICK WECHSLER I don't plan on going back to legal work. I wanted an international career, and finance seemed t...
NICK JOHNSON I type 40 words per minute on a normal computer with my left foot. And with two cups of coffee, I ca...
NICK VUJICIC I'm the world 'Guinness Book of Records' holder of 1,749 hugs in one hour. My arms fell ...
NICK VUJICIC Money can't heal your heart. Money can't give you purpose. I don't want arms and legs, I...
NICK VUJICIC In life, if you don't know the truth, then you can't be free, because then you'll believ...
NICK VUJICIC I know for certain that God does not make mistakes, but he does make miracles. I am one. You are, to...
NICK VUJICIC I just hope people see that if God can do something beautiful with my broken pieces, then God truly ...
NICK VUJICIC I'm officially disabled, but I'm truly enabled because of my lack of limbs. My unique challe...
NICK VUJICIC Your son and your daughter needs an excellent father more than an excellent college.
NICK VUJICIC I don't want to be someone's reason to hate their life. I want to be someone's reason to...
NICK VUJICIC We will fail God, we will fail our family, and our family might fail us at times, but God never fail...
NICK VUJICIC Often times we feel like either we can't make a world of difference, or we feel that it's no...
NICK VUJICIC Bullies want to abuse you. Instead of allowing that, you can use them as your personal motivators. P...
NICK VUJICIC This life is full of great experiences if we only give it a shot.
NICK VUJICIC I found the purpose of my existence, and also the purpose of my circumstance. There's a purpose ...
NICK VUJICIC The greatest news that I could ever say is that Jesus is Lord and Savior of my life. He is my friend...
NICK VUJICIC Sometimes even on an hourly basis we need to keep praying and keep our peace in God and remind ourse...
NICK VUJICIC The pinnacle of the fulfillment I can ever experience for my spirit and soul is to hear from the Lor...
NICK VUJICIC Hope is in the name of God, the name of our Lord Jesus Christ. Hope is when you compare your sufferi...
NICK VUJICIC No matter who you are, no matter what you're going through, God knows it. He is with you. He is ...
NICK VUJICIC I challenged God. I said, 'God, I know that I'm a sinner. I know that I won't probably h...
NICK VUJICIC Faith is walking by faith, not by what you feel. You are not always going to feel that Jesus loves y...
NICK VUJICIC At my funeral, if one said, 'Nick was a generous person,' trust me I won't be doing cart...
NICK VUJICIC I believe if God doesn't give you a miracle, you are a miracle of God for somebody else's sa...
NICK VUJICIC Hope and purpose in this world is living as best as you can and maybe having life that gives back. B...
NICK VUJICIC If we went by the world's definition of who I'm supposed to be because I look weird... '...
NICK VUJICIC What the F.D.I.C. does is to put the full faith and credit of the United States government behind ev...
NICK CLOONEY I love pizza; you can't really go wrong with pizza.
NICK JONAS America, 5 years after this brutal attack, is testament that a Nation conceived in liberty and equal...
NICK RAHALL To me, having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father.
NICK LACHEY As long as you're having fun and still doing stuff, it doesn't matter what other people thin...
NICK CARTER It's like Forrest Gump said, 'Life is like a box of chocolates.' Your career is like a b...
NICK CARTER