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You've got to be kidding me, ... How am I indecent in Miami, but I'm not indecent in (Fort Myers)?


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STEWART STERN ‎'Having' Your Cake....a little perverted....

'Eating' it too.....a lot perverted!
JOSH STERN If you're just talking to rich people, you're probably not going to hear a lot about health care for...
BOB STERN I expect New Horizons will see more that Hubble cannot see.
ALAN STERN To keep everyone invested in your vision, you have to back up a little bit and really analyze who th...
ALAN STERN I like gross generalizations...I also like disgusting specifics!
JOSH STERN There was a time when Pluto - which NASA's New Horizons spacecraft at last explored in 2015, a m...
ALAN STERN When we first sent missions to Jupiter, no one expected to find moons that would have active volcano...
ALAN STERN