You've got yoga honeyI've got beerYou got overpricedAnd I got weird.
Billy Joel
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WILL ROGERS I turn on my computer. I wait patiently as it connects. I go online. My breath catches in my chest u...
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YOU'VE GOT MAIL If I ever get out of here I'm getting my eyes lasered.
YOU'VE GOT MAIL George Pappas: For me the Internet is just yet another way of being rejected by women.
YOU'VE GOT MAIL Kathleen Kelly: Once I read a story about a butterfly in the subway, and today, I saw one. It got on...
YOU'VE GOT MAIL I like Patricia. I LOVE Patricia. Patricia makes COFFEE nervous.
YOU'VE GOT MAIL I can set up shop anywhere. I've got my oils, I've got my yoga mat and I'm good to go. I...
MINNIE DRIVER I have been influenced by many different artists at many different stages of my life. Starting out, ...
SARA BAREILLES It never got weird enough for me.
HUNTER S. THOMPSON I've got weird conflicting feelings about my generation.
ADAM DRIVER Billy went off at the start, and by the time I got it, we weren't faring too well. When Garrett got ...
BRIAN REILLY When it first happened it looked like Bowen got hold of Billy first,
CRAIG BELLAMY I think if Joel Clinton would have got up and played the ball, nothing would have been of it.
SIMON WOOLFORD When you got no future, Billy, you got no past - no dreaming to guide you into the future. Gotta hav...
GARY TAAFFE I've got heaps of dreams.
ABBIE CORNISH I've got a serious-looking head.
DANIEL DAY-LEWIS No matter what, I will always hope for that day when I look around and can say, 'Oh yeah, I wrot...
ISAAC HANSON We got a good opportunity. Billy [Metzger] hit the crossbar but stuck with it to score.
ERIC SPIESS As he got older, Billy suspected, he would, Dicaprio-like, simply become like an increasingly wizene...
CHINA MIĆ©VILLE It was a great play. (Joel) Bouchard got it on the regroup, and Jarrett and Hamilton made a nice pla...
DAVE BASEGGIO Joel did a really good job stepping in. It was a good outing. They got after it and really played.
JASON VENABLE Golf is a weird sport. Some days you got it. Some days you don't.
DUSTIN JOHNSON I'm viewed as this weird, crippled character. But you got to take your lumps.
BILLY CORGAN When I started out, I wanted to be Billy Joel. The plan was to be a singer-songwriter of that ilk, a...
JASON ROBERT BROWN I respect Billy Joel, but I'm not a guy who's gonna sit down and listen to the entire 'E...
GARTH RISK HALLBERG I've got about 27 gigs right now. I've got radio, I've got television, I've got The ...
TONY KORNHEISER I got sober, and I got happy again.
MACKLEMORE I got a dog. I take him on hikes, and I go to yoga all the time and drink green juice - very cliche ...
ALEXANDRA DADDARIO I just want the same thing Joe Montana got when he was MVP. He got respect. He got commercials. He g...
JERRY RICE Darren Milburn has had a terrific year, so in some ways he could be stiff. Corey Enright was absolut...
MARK THOMPSON It got frustrating for a while, but I got over it. I want what's best for the team. I finally got my...
CHAD MOCK Billy played well. He got into foul trouble in the second quarter. He got two fouls in the second so...
LARRY HOGAN I thank God every day I got to see him. I got some closure, too. I got to say goodbye.
LEONARD JOHNSON I've got to be sensible sometimes.
T-PAIN I got no quarrel with them Vietcong.
MUHAMMAD ALI Anything that got to do with a pig, I ain't eatin'.
ICE CUBE Smoke 'em if you got 'em.
TRE COOL You've got to be realistic.
PATRICK RAFTER You've got to have baddies that you can boo.
RICHARD C. ARMITAGE I got a granite chin.
FLOYD MAYWEATHER, JR. I've got that European swagger.
KRISTAPS PORZINGIS I got my first handgun license when I was 22.
MIRANDA LAMBERT When I was really young, I got moonstruck by 'Moonstruck.'
VIOLANTE PLACIDO I've actually got a Motley Crue channel on Pandora.
THOM TILLIS I got the copyright for love!
LEO BUSCAGLIA If you ain't Texan, I ain't got time for you.
KINKY FRIEDMAN My head has got regrets, but I haven't.
FRANK BRUNO I've really got no complaints.
BILL ENGVALL I got my degree in rhetoric.
ALEX BORSTEIN You've either got it or you haven't.
LIAM GALLAGHER If I have got a swing, I have got a shot.
BUBBA WATSON I ain't got no beef with Obama.
DARON MALAKIAN I got through college.
DANIEL CRAIG I've got nothing to be ashamed of.
CALVIN JOHNSON I failed, got back up. I failed, got back up.
ALLEN IVERSON I got lucky. I just got some cuts and bruises.
ABRAHAM HAN I no longer want reminders of what was, what got broken, what got lost, what got wasted.
JOAN DIDION I got up (to throw) and they told me to start hurrying up. It's kind of weird, but, hey, I got warme...
JOEL ZUMAYA I figured I got the wood; I got the knowledge. I've got lots of help from people who know carpentry....
BEN WADE Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, ...
KURT VONNEGUT Rickey got a big ranch. Rickey got a big bull. Rickey got horses. Rickey got chickens and everything...
RICKEY HENDERSON I got out of a jam in the eighth. I got a little wild in the ninth and I just got beat.
DAN MICELI I got the good looks, they got the dexterity stuff.
JIM DONOVAN I waited too long before I took Joel (Morgan) out. They got their hitting going, especially with two...
STEVE PERKINS I got to protect my eggs. I've got food, I've got toys, I'm having the time of my life.
BOB RUE I got to get me one! I got to get me one!
BON BEAN Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly;
Man got to sit and wonder 'why, why, why?'
Tiger got t...
KURT VONNEGUT Jazz: it's got folk, it's got funk, it's got various international influences...it's also got some p...
EMBER SWIFT It's just got everything, you know? What else can I say? It's just got everything and it's got the e...
ROBERT DE NIRO In some weird, warped way, I'm actually convinced that if I got mugged, I could probably take ou...
KATEE SACKHOFF I got a question, ... Do you got any excuses tonight, Roy?
ANTONIO TARVER I think we got the lead and got a little complacent.
DENNIS MARTIN I don't think I've got bad taste. I've got no taste.
GRAHAM NORTON I think the word got out and some companies got embarrassed.
EVAN JOHNSON He got down 4-0 but got back and got us a pin.
ARIC LEE We've got some snow. We've got some ice. ... We've got plenty of salt.
FRAN WARD You've got to talk, you've got to communicate, you've got to share ideas.
JOANNE HOPTON Its a weird game. It's awesome. I'm so proud of these guys. We've got another day tomorrow.
DINO EBEL We've just got to stay positive. We've just got to keep on working. We've got a great coach and we'v...
EDUARDO NAJERA I got nothing to lose; he's got more to lose than I do.
GREG HART I got to feel with him, I got a shot to play professionally.
XAVIER PERKINS You've got the sun, you've got the moon, and you've got the Rolling Stones
KEITH RICHARDS You've got fists; we've got guns.
MEL SACHS In school I was always the funny-looking, tall, skinny kid that got made fun of because of my weird ...
LARA STONE I got to work with Dustin Hoffman on a film called 'Billy Bathgate.' I got to work with Mery...
BRUCE WILLIS I was a really bad kid. Then, I got sweet as I got older.
JOHNNY KNOXVILLE We got the lead, kind of got relaxed and got out of the game plan.
BRAD JONES If you've got pictures, if you've got DNA, if you've got witnesses, put it up.
DONALD HARRISON We got a job, we got him a car, and we got him a house,
JACOB BROWN My legs were fresh. I got winded early, but I got my second wind.
KENYON MARTIN If you're running against a Republican in a vulnerable district, you've got Iraq, you've got Harriet...
GORDON PETERSON I've got my life. I'm very serious about my business. I've got my family. And I've g...
ERNIE ELS I left our home to work on a movie, and while I was away, my boyfriend [Billy Bob Thorton] got marri...
LAURA DERN Fish got to swim and birds got to fly
I got to love one man till I die,
Can't help lovin' dat ...
OSCAR HAMMERSTEIN II I've always had confidence. Before I was famous, that confidence got me into trouble. After I got fa...
BRUCE WILLIS Here in Britain, of course, it's Thank Fuck We Got Those Weird Jesus Bastards On The Boat Day
WARREN ELLIS I have a tattoo that I got in Memphis, and another I got in Dayton.
COLIN DONNELL I didn't think I (got nervous), but I got a little nervous during my solo.
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Don't ask me why.
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BILLY JOEL Drank a lot of take home pay.
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BILLY JOEL have a good reason to be scared.
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BILLY JOEL I see the winos talking to themselvesAnd I can understand.
BILLY JOEL What will it take till you believe in meThe way that I believe in you.
BILLY JOEL I don't care what you say anymore, this is my lifeGo ahead with your own life and leave me alone.
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BILLY JOEL Call me a joker, call me a foolRight at this moment I'm totally cool.
BILLY JOEL Slow down you're doing fineYou can't be everything you want to beBefore your time.
BILLY JOEL Don't go trying some new fashion
Don't change the color of your hair. . . .
I could not love...
BILLY JOEL In every heart there is a room
A sanctuary safe and strong
To heal the wounds from lovers pa...
BILLY JOEL Slow down you're doing fine
You can't be everything you want to be
Before your time.
BILLY JOEL But I don't want some pretty face
To tell me pretty lies
All I want is someone to believe.
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BILLY JOEL What if she figures out you're not very smart?
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BILLY JOEL You may be rightI may be crazyBut it just may be a lunatic you're looking for.
BILLY JOEL If I'm crazy then it's trueThat it's all because of youAnd you wouldn't want me any other way.
BILLY JOEL Go on and cry in your coffee, but don't come bitching to me.
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BILLY JOEL I may be an antique like the Stones, but antiques are valuable.
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BILLY JOEL There's an old man sitting next to meMaking love to his tonic and gin.
BILLY JOEL ...And you're the only one who knows.
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BILLY JOEL You can get what you want or you can just get old.
BILLY JOEL Well we're waiting here in Allentown,
For the Pennsylvania we never found,
For the promise...
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BILLY JOEL So before we end and then begin
We'll drink a toast to how it's been
A few more hours to b...
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And the law just could not seem to track him down<...
BILLY JOEL Call me a joker, call me a fool
Right at this moment I'm totally cool.
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BILLY JOEL the words of a madman are only chaos to the sane.
-JOEL If you said good-bye to me tonight, There would still be music left to write.
BILLY JOEL "THE LONGEST TIME" If you want to reap financial blessings, you have to sow financially.
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JOEL MCHALE Joel McHale is so money, he should be printed on money.
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