You've got yoga honeyI've got beerYou got overpricedAnd I got weird.


Billy Joel

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Youve got to be an optimist to be a Democrat, and youve got to be a humorist to stay one.
WILL ROGERS
I turn on my computer. I wait patiently as it connects. I go online. My breath catches in my chest u...
YOU'VE GOT MAIL
Joe Fox: The Godfather answers all of life's questions. What to pack for a trip? "Leave the gun, tak...
YOU'VE GOT MAIL
AT&T is trying to free-ride on a term (
YOU'VE GOT MAIL
If I ever get out of here I'm getting my eyes lasered.
YOU'VE GOT MAIL
George Pappas: For me the Internet is just yet another way of being rejected by women.
YOU'VE GOT MAIL
Kathleen Kelly: Once I read a story about a butterfly in the subway, and today, I saw one. It got on...
YOU'VE GOT MAIL
I like Patricia. I LOVE Patricia. Patricia makes COFFEE nervous.
YOU'VE GOT MAIL
I can set up shop anywhere. I've got my oils, I've got my yoga mat and I'm good to go. I...
MINNIE DRIVER
I have been influenced by many different artists at many different stages of my life. Starting out, ...
SARA BAREILLES
It never got weird enough for me.
HUNTER S. THOMPSON
I've got weird conflicting feelings about my generation.
ADAM DRIVER
Billy went off at the start, and by the time I got it, we weren't faring too well. When Garrett got ...
BRIAN REILLY
When it first happened it looked like Bowen got hold of Billy first,
CRAIG BELLAMY
I think if Joel Clinton would have got up and played the ball, nothing would have been of it.
SIMON WOOLFORD
When you got no future, Billy, you got no past - no dreaming to guide you into the future. Gotta hav...
GARY TAAFFE
I've got heaps of dreams.
ABBIE CORNISH
I've got a serious-looking head.
DANIEL DAY-LEWIS
No matter what, I will always hope for that day when I look around and can say, 'Oh yeah, I wrot...
ISAAC HANSON
We got a good opportunity. Billy [Metzger] hit the crossbar but stuck with it to score.
ERIC SPIESS
As he got older, Billy suspected, he would, Dicaprio-like, simply become like an increasingly wizene...
CHINA MIĆ©VILLE
It was a great play. (Joel) Bouchard got it on the regroup, and Jarrett and Hamilton made a nice pla...
DAVE BASEGGIO
Joel did a really good job stepping in. It was a good outing. They got after it and really played.
JASON VENABLE
Golf is a weird sport. Some days you got it. Some days you don't.
DUSTIN JOHNSON
I'm viewed as this weird, crippled character. But you got to take your lumps.
BILLY CORGAN
When I started out, I wanted to be Billy Joel. The plan was to be a singer-songwriter of that ilk, a...
JASON ROBERT BROWN
I respect Billy Joel, but I'm not a guy who's gonna sit down and listen to the entire 'E...
GARTH RISK HALLBERG
I've got about 27 gigs right now. I've got radio, I've got television, I've got The ...
TONY KORNHEISER
I got sober, and I got happy again.
MACKLEMORE
I got a dog. I take him on hikes, and I go to yoga all the time and drink green juice - very cliche ...
ALEXANDRA DADDARIO
I just want the same thing Joe Montana got when he was MVP. He got respect. He got commercials. He g...
JERRY RICE
Darren Milburn has had a terrific year, so in some ways he could be stiff. Corey Enright was absolut...
MARK THOMPSON
It got frustrating for a while, but I got over it. I want what's best for the team. I finally got my...
CHAD MOCK
Billy played well. He got into foul trouble in the second quarter. He got two fouls in the second so...
LARRY HOGAN
I thank God every day I got to see him. I got some closure, too. I got to say goodbye.
LEONARD JOHNSON
I've got to be sensible sometimes.
T-PAIN
I got no quarrel with them Vietcong.
MUHAMMAD ALI
Anything that got to do with a pig, I ain't eatin'.
ICE CUBE
Smoke 'em if you got 'em.
TRE COOL
You've got to be realistic.
PATRICK RAFTER
You've got to have baddies that you can boo.
RICHARD C. ARMITAGE
I got a granite chin.
FLOYD MAYWEATHER, JR.
I've got that European swagger.
KRISTAPS PORZINGIS
I got my first handgun license when I was 22.
MIRANDA LAMBERT
When I was really young, I got moonstruck by 'Moonstruck.'
VIOLANTE PLACIDO
I've actually got a Motley Crue channel on Pandora.
THOM TILLIS
I got the copyright for love!
LEO BUSCAGLIA
If you ain't Texan, I ain't got time for you.
KINKY FRIEDMAN
My head has got regrets, but I haven't.
FRANK BRUNO
I've really got no complaints.
BILL ENGVALL
I got my degree in rhetoric.
ALEX BORSTEIN
You've either got it or you haven't.
LIAM GALLAGHER
If I have got a swing, I have got a shot.
BUBBA WATSON
I ain't got no beef with Obama.
DARON MALAKIAN
I got through college.
DANIEL CRAIG
I've got nothing to be ashamed of.
CALVIN JOHNSON
I failed, got back up. I failed, got back up.
ALLEN IVERSON
I got lucky. I just got some cuts and bruises.
ABRAHAM HAN
I no longer want reminders of what was, what got broken, what got lost, what got wasted.
JOAN DIDION
I got up (to throw) and they told me to start hurrying up. It's kind of weird, but, hey, I got warme...
JOEL ZUMAYA
I figured I got the wood; I got the knowledge. I've got lots of help from people who know carpentry....
BEN WADE
Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, ...
KURT VONNEGUT
Rickey got a big ranch. Rickey got a big bull. Rickey got horses. Rickey got chickens and everything...
RICKEY HENDERSON
I got out of a jam in the eighth. I got a little wild in the ninth and I just got beat.
DAN MICELI
I got the good looks, they got the dexterity stuff.
JIM DONOVAN
I waited too long before I took Joel (Morgan) out. They got their hitting going, especially with two...
STEVE PERKINS
I got to protect my eggs. I've got food, I've got toys, I'm having the time of my life.
BOB RUE
I got to get me one! I got to get me one!
BON BEAN
Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly;
Man got to sit and wonder 'why, why, why?'
Tiger got t...
KURT VONNEGUT
Jazz: it's got folk, it's got funk, it's got various international influences...it's also got some p...
EMBER SWIFT
It's just got everything, you know? What else can I say? It's just got everything and it's got the e...
ROBERT DE NIRO
In some weird, warped way, I'm actually convinced that if I got mugged, I could probably take ou...
KATEE SACKHOFF
I got a question, ... Do you got any excuses tonight, Roy?
ANTONIO TARVER
I think we got the lead and got a little complacent.
DENNIS MARTIN
I don't think I've got bad taste. I've got no taste.
GRAHAM NORTON
I think the word got out and some companies got embarrassed.
EVAN JOHNSON
He got down 4-0 but got back and got us a pin.
ARIC LEE
We've got some snow. We've got some ice. ... We've got plenty of salt.
FRAN WARD
You've got to talk, you've got to communicate, you've got to share ideas.
JOANNE HOPTON
Its a weird game. It's awesome. I'm so proud of these guys. We've got another day tomorrow.
DINO EBEL
We've just got to stay positive. We've just got to keep on working. We've got a great coach and we'v...
EDUARDO NAJERA
I got nothing to lose; he's got more to lose than I do.
GREG HART
I got to feel with him, I got a shot to play professionally.
XAVIER PERKINS
You've got the sun, you've got the moon, and you've got the Rolling Stones
KEITH RICHARDS
You've got fists; we've got guns.
MEL SACHS
In school I was always the funny-looking, tall, skinny kid that got made fun of because of my weird ...
LARA STONE
I got to work with Dustin Hoffman on a film called 'Billy Bathgate.' I got to work with Mery...
BRUCE WILLIS
I was a really bad kid. Then, I got sweet as I got older.
JOHNNY KNOXVILLE
We got the lead, kind of got relaxed and got out of the game plan.
BRAD JONES
If you've got pictures, if you've got DNA, if you've got witnesses, put it up.
DONALD HARRISON
We got a job, we got him a car, and we got him a house,
JACOB BROWN
My legs were fresh. I got winded early, but I got my second wind.
KENYON MARTIN
If you're running against a Republican in a vulnerable district, you've got Iraq, you've got Harriet...
GORDON PETERSON
I've got my life. I'm very serious about my business. I've got my family. And I've g...
ERNIE ELS
I left our home to work on a movie, and while I was away, my boyfriend [Billy Bob Thorton] got marri...
LAURA DERN
Fish got to swim and birds got to fly I got to love one man till I die, Can't help lovin' dat ...
OSCAR HAMMERSTEIN II
I've always had confidence. Before I was famous, that confidence got me into trouble. After I got fa...
BRUCE WILLIS
Here in Britain, of course, it's Thank Fuck We Got Those Weird Jesus Bastards On The Boat Day
WARREN ELLIS
I have a tattoo that I got in Memphis, and another I got in Dayton.
COLIN DONNELL
I didn't think I (got nervous), but I got a little nervous during my solo.
MATT CHRISTENSEN

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Musicians want to be the loud voice for so many quiet hearts.
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In a way, we are magicians. We are alchemists, sorcerers and wizards. We are a very strange bunch. B...
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I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.
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If I need a cause for celebrationOr a comfort I can use to ease my mindI rely on my imaginationAnd I...
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[Does Joel feel a particular resonance with any of this year's other nominees? Sure, he says -- Paul...
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Shades of grey wherever I goThe more I find out the less that I knowBlack and white is how it should...
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I'm still dealing with the 21-year-old me. That idealist, that purist, that young, noble, and somewh...
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I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints - The sinners are much more fun
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Don't go trying some new fashionDon't change the color of your hair. . . .I could not love you any b...
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I really wish I was less of a thinking man and more of a fool not afraid of rejection.
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The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing ch...
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I think music in itself is healing. It's an explosive expression of humanity. It's something we are ...
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I have a theory that the only original things we ever do are mistakes.
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Like a boxer in a title fight, you have to walk in that ring alone.
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The good days weren't really so good, and tomorrow ain't as bad as it seems.
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I've come to realize that life is not a musical comedy, it's a Greek tragedy.
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A typical day in the life of a heavy metal musician consists of a round of golf and an AA meeting.
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They say there's a heaven for those who will wait. Some say it's better, but I say it ain't. I'd rat...
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There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than...
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I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints.
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There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better ...
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Why do musicians give so much time to charitable causes? The most humanitarian cause that we can giv...
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Have you listened to the radio lately? Have you heard the canned, frozen and processed product being...
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I've crashed my car three times.
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The whole world loves American movies, blue jeans, jazz and rock and roll. It is probably a better w...
BILLY JOEL
Don't go changing, to try and please me You never let me down before Don't imagine you're too famili...
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The good ole days weren't always good, and tomorrow ain't as bad as it seems.
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Historically, musicians know what it is like to be outside the norm - walking the high wire without ...
BILLY JOEL
If it seems like I've been lost in 'lets remember', If it seems I'm gettin' older and missin' my you...
BILLY JOEL
I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, sinners are much more fun.
BILLY JOEL
It's okay if you mess up. You should give yourself a break.
BILLY JOEL
You're not the only one who's made mistakes, but they're the only things that you can truly call you...
BILLY JOEL
Don't wait for answers... Just take your chances!Don't ask me why.
BILLY JOEL
And the word spread of Billy the Kid.
BILLY JOEL
We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn...
BILLY JOEL
If you make music for the human needs you have within yourself, then you do it for all humans who ne...
BILLY JOEL
We are living in a time when American popular music is finally being recognized as one of our most s...
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They say that these are not the best of timesBut they're the only times I've ever knownAnd I believe...
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When I was 19, I made my first good week's pay as a club musician. It was enough money for me to...
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We might be laughing a bit too loudBut that never hurt no one.
BILLY JOEL
Critics have said I write without spontaneity, in cold blood. I don't. I write in hot blood.
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I consider myself to be an inept pianist, a bad singer, and a merely competent songwriter. What I do...
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Don't wait for answers... Just take your chances!
Don't ask me why.
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In an age of incompetence, I've been able to last in this crazy business. I actually know how to...
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I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary...
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I have a theory that is the only original things we ever do are mistakes. The only thing that we can...
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I was homeless when I was younger and I was suicidal when I was 21. Anything that has happened after...
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Singles don't represent me. Albums do.
BILLY JOEL
No matter what culture we're from, everyone loves music.
BILLY JOEL
I ride my own motorcycles, People are like, 'God, the guy is bad enough on cars!' Actually I have a ...
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We came in spastic, like tameless horses. We left in plastic as numbered corpses.
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You can walk away from your mistakes.You can turn your back on what you do.Just a little smile is al...
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Now, we lives our lives...So nonchalant...We spend our time...So 'Bon Vivant'...Our stylish nights.....
BILLY JOEL
You've got your passion. You've got your pride.But don't you know that only fools are satisfied?Drea...
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I don't know if people are going to remember some of these songs we're going to do tonight. Hell, I ...
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Drank a lot of take home pay.
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I thinking of people like Phil Ramone or George Martin,
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It's not just the market fluctuation. It's also what's going on with these big companies. Everyone's...
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I hate making videos. Songs are not visual. You get it out of the air. You don't watch it on MTV.
BILLY JOEL
have a good reason to be scared.
BILLY JOEL
Only the Good Die Young
BILLY JOEL
Went off to school, and learned to serve the state.Followed the rules, and drank his vodka straight....
BILLY JOEL
Slow down, you crazy child.You're so ambitious for a juvenile.
BILLY JOEL
Clear as a crystal... Sharp as a knife...I feel like I'm in the prime of my life.
BILLY JOEL
They all want your white body, and they await your reply.But, between you and me, and this Staten Is...
BILLY JOEL
I don't care what consequence it brings, I have been a fool for lesser things.
BILLY JOEL
She's got a smile that heals meI don't know why it isBut I have to laugh when she reveals me.
BILLY JOEL
I know that everybody has a dreamEverybody has a dreamAnd this is my dream, my ownJust to be at home...
BILLY JOEL
She can kill with a smile,She can wound with her eyes.
BILLY JOEL
You may never understandHow the Stranger is inspired,But he is not always evil,And he is not always ...
BILLY JOEL
There are certain artists who have taken it upon themselves to save the world, and I find that gets ...
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Hope you don't think this is Billy Joel unplugged. I'm a piano player. I'm already unplugged.
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You see firemen, you see cops, and these guys risk their lives everyday. They do this all the time ....
BILLY JOEL
If you said good-bye to me tonight,There would still be music left to write.
BILLY JOEL
Don't go changing, to try and please meYou never let me down before.
BILLY JOEL
When you look into my eyesAnd you see the crazy gypsy in my soulIt always comes as a surpriseWhen I ...
BILLY JOEL
Some people sleep all alone every nightInstead of taking a lover to bedSome people find that it's ea...
BILLY JOEL
I see the winos talking to themselvesAnd I can understand.
BILLY JOEL
What will it take till you believe in meThe way that I believe in you.
BILLY JOEL
I don't care what you say anymore, this is my lifeGo ahead with your own life and leave me alone.
BILLY JOEL
In every heart there is a roomA sanctuary safe and strongTo heal the wounds from lovers pastUntil a ...
BILLY JOEL
Call me a joker, call me a foolRight at this moment I'm totally cool.
BILLY JOEL
Slow down you're doing fineYou can't be everything you want to beBefore your time.
BILLY JOEL
Don't go trying some new fashion
Don't change the color of your hair. . . .
I could not love...
BILLY JOEL
In every heart there is a room
A sanctuary safe and strong
To heal the wounds from lovers pa...
BILLY JOEL
Slow down you're doing fine
You can't be everything you want to be
Before your time.
BILLY JOEL
But I don't want some pretty face
To tell me pretty lies
All I want is someone to believe.
BILLY JOEL
I would not leave you in your times of trouble. We never could have come this far. I took the good t...
BILLY JOEL
I can't remember faces, don't remember names, but after awhile and a thousand miles it all becomes t...
BILLY JOEL
Rock and roll cola wars, I can't take it any more.
BILLY JOEL
As an atheist you have to rationalize things. . . . Then you have to try and make some sort of sense...
BILLY JOEL
They showed you a statue and told you to prayThey built you a temple and locked you awayBut they nev...
BILLY JOEL
I promised I would never leave youAnd you should always knowWherever you may goNo matter where you a...
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I was drawn to boxing because I got beat up as a kid. I was the kid with the piano books in a New Yo...
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Hot funk, cold punk, even if it's old junk, it's still rock and roll to me.
BILLY JOEL
If I ever reach heaven I expect to find three wonders there: first, to meet some I had not thought t...
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People in music lie, but they don't expect you to believe them. People in television actually expect...
BILLY JOEL
What if she figures out you're not very smart?
BILLY JOEL
But I don't want some pretty faceTo tell me pretty liesAll I want is someone to believe.
BILLY JOEL
Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and tomorrow a...
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Honesty is such a lonely wordEveryone is so untrueHonest is hardly ever heardAnd mostly what I need ...
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If you are not doing what you love, you are wasting your time.
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People who are looking for art in rock 'n' roll or pop are looking for something that either doesn't...
BILLY JOEL
You Catholic girls start much too lateBut sooner or later it comes down to fateI might as well be th...
BILLY JOEL
You can speak your mindBut not on my time.
BILLY JOEL
Your mother told you all that I could give you was a reputation.
BILLY JOEL
You can't go home with the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. You don't sleep with the Rock and Roll Hall o...
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The happiest times in my life were when my relationships were going well -- when I was in love with ...
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I know I'm searching for somethingSomething so undefinedThat it can only be seenBy the eyes of the b...
BILLY JOEL
If I'm gonna be losing it, I might as well be doing it right
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She will promise you moreThan the Garden of EdenThen she'll carelessly cut youAnd laugh while you're...
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I am no longer afraid of becoming lost, because the journey back always reveals something new, and t...
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If you want to know what life is like in the Soviet Union, go to your local department of motor vehi...
BILLY JOEL
You may be rightI may be crazyBut it just may be a lunatic you're looking for.
BILLY JOEL
If I'm crazy then it's trueThat it's all because of youAnd you wouldn't want me any other way.
BILLY JOEL
Go on and cry in your coffee, but don't come bitching to me.
BILLY JOEL
We all have a face that we hide away forever,And we take them out and show ourselves when everyone h...
BILLY JOEL
I may be an antique like the Stones, but antiques are valuable.
BILLY JOEL
Don't be afraid to try againEveryone goes southEvery now and then.
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I believe that all important matters have to be settled here, not in the clouds somewhere after we k...
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They're sharing a drink they call lonelinessBut it's better than drinking alone.
BILLY JOEL
Part of me is afraid to let go of this other thing, which was so hugely successful. But on the other...
BILLY JOEL
There's an old man sitting next to meMaking love to his tonic and gin.
BILLY JOEL
...And you're the only one who knows.
BILLY JOEL
The good ole days weren't always good, and tomorrow ain't as bad as it seems.
BILLY JOEL
Videos destroyed the vitality of rock and roll. Before that, music said, "Listen to me." Now it says...
BILLY JOEL
I have been both praised and criticized. The criticism stung, but the praise sometimes bothered me e...
BILLY JOEL
You can get what you want or you can just get old.
BILLY JOEL
Well we're waiting here in Allentown,
For the Pennsylvania we never found,
For the promise...
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Don't make music for some vast, unseen audience or market or ratings share or even for something...
BILLY JOEL
I think historically America has been pretty tolerant. It seems when there's a mass influx from ...
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I keep telling people: Don't make me the poster boy for AA because I don't know a lot about ...
BILLY JOEL
I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints - the sinners are much more fun.
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I did write a letter to the archdiocese who'd banned the song, Only the Good Die Young, asking t...
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Most people are satisfied with the junk food being sold as music.
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When I look at great works of art or listen to inspired music, I sense intimate portraits of the spe...
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Like family, we are tied to each other. This is what all good musicians understand.
BILLY JOEL
Artists - musicians, painters, writers, poets - always seem to have had the most accurate perception...
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You're not the only one who's made mistakes, but they're the only things that you can tr...
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As human beings, we need to know that we are not alone, that we are not crazy or completely out of o...
BILLY JOEL
I definitely prefer being a lover than a fighter.
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So before we end and then begin
We'll drink a toast to how it's been
A few more hours to b...
BILLY JOEL
Well, he robbed his way from Utah to Oklahoma
And the law just could not seem to track him down<...
BILLY JOEL
Call me a joker, call me a fool
Right at this moment I'm totally cool.
BILLY JOEL
I don't think what has happened to me is that different from what happens to most people. The only d...
BILLY JOEL
the words of a madman are only chaos to the sane.
-JOEL
If you said good-bye to me tonight, There would still be music left to write.
BILLY JOEL "THE LONGEST TIME"
If you want to reap financial blessings, you have to sow financially.
JOEL OSTEEN
When the negative thoughts come - and they will; they come to all of us - it's not enough to jus...
JOEL OSTEEN
You have to have talent. You have to get the audition and then you have to nail the audition.
JOEL MCHALE
God made you a masterpiece - be blessed, secure, disciplined and equipped.
JOEL OSTEEN
A pig has a plow on the end of its nose because it does meaningful work with it. It is built to dig ...
JOEL SALATIN
We live in a culture that relishes tearing others down. It's ultimately more fulfilling, though,...
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Why don't you start believing that no matter what you have or haven't done, that your best d...
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I think that God gives you your own will and choices. I don't believe that we're supposed to...
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If we're going to bring out the best in people, we, too, need to sow seeds of encouragement.
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If I play a villain, I try to find his lightness and his good side. And if I play a hero or a good g...
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If you don't set the tone for the day, the devil will set it for you.
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I always try to put a seed of hope into people's hearts. I'm not there to teach them doctrin...
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I love 'Breaking Bad.' I'd watch Bryan Cranston read the phone book, for days.
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I'm hardly digging trenches for a living. I'm getting to tap into my boyhood fantasies of be...
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I would have happily done 'Bourne Legacy,' but a lot of decisions are made for you.
JOEL EDGERTON
I don't think the NFL had the slightest intention of taking me, except as maybe a water boy.
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It's an awesome thing to be flung out onto the stage twice a weekend in front of 250 people, and...
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My goal and my career is definitely not to be famous. That's a really horrible goal, just to be ...
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Once you've been booked, people in Hollywood say, 'Oh he must be good.' All the while yo...
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It's important to have the right agent - people that are working hard for you. But an actor need...
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Joel McHale is so money, he should be printed on money.
JOEL MCHALE
If you have a dream, just lie about it. Lie your way unto your dreams.
JOEL MCHALE
Yes, I would say my comedy is grunge, evidenced by the fact my jokes have put an end to big-hair gla...
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In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape juice as makeup. I wouldn't use that beauty r...
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Follow what your head is telling you and work hard. That's the big secret.
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We have an uncanny ability to make birds do what we want them to do. In Blood Simple there's a s...
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Resting metabolic rate is largely genetically determined, but our calorie intake has an effect as we...
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Industrial agriculture, because it depends on standardization, has bombarded us with the message tha...
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Young Joel Benenson supported - well, I - you know, look, I supported Bobby Kennedy, not Eugene McCa...
JOEL BENENSON
We think when God speaks to us, there's going to be a boom out of Heaven or we're going to g...
JOEL OSTEEN
Having rain on your tuxedo is a pretty good reminder that you're not James Bond.
JOEL EDGERTON
When faith in our freedom gives way to fear of our freedom, silencing the minority view becomes the ...
JOEL SALATIN
Humor is a universal lanuage.
JOEL GOODMAN
I believe that God breathed life into every person and that every person is made in the image of God...
JOEL OSTEEN
When I grew up, the Devil was a reason why I had a headache or the Devil was the reason I got mad to...
JOEL OSTEEN
I operate under the theory that all publicity is good publicity, and then, if that theory doesn'...
JOEL EDGERTON
Keep in mind, hurting people often hurt other people as a result of their own pain. If somebody is r...
JOEL OSTEEN
There just isn't any pleasing some people. The trick is to stop trying.
JOEL ROSENBERG
Quit questioning God and start trusting Him!
JOEL OSTEEN
You must make a decision that you are going to move on. It wont happen automatically. You will have ...
JOEL OSTEEN
Jesus was saying that you can't have a larger life with restricted attitudes.
JOEL OSTEEN
He that cannot decidedly say, No, when tempted to evil, is on the highway to ruin. He loses the resp...
JOEL HAWES
Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an obj...
JOEL HAWES
Vision without action is a dream. Action without vision is simply passing the time. Action with Visi...
JOEL BARKER
Don't do anything that you wouldn't feel comfortable reading about in the newspaper the next day.
JOEL OSTEEN
I want people to think through issues. I'm just tired of blind alignment.
JOEL SALATIN
The north of Sweden is very socialist and poor. They feel left out and despise Stockholm in many way...
JOEL KINNAMAN
In Sweden, there's a lot of talk of gender equality. That discussion isn't as prevalent in t...
JOEL KINNAMAN
The question is: Where would it get you if something that's a little bit ambiguous in the movie ...
JOEL COEN
Christmas is the perfect time to celebrate the love of God and family and to create memories that wi...
JOEL OSTEEN
Land degradation did not start with chemical agriculture. But chemical agriculture offered new tools...
JOEL SALATIN