Aw, hell, Tessa. I was in ninth grade. By the time I got to the part where I imagined a girl without panties on, it was all over.
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ROALD DAHL Do you like vegetables?" Sophie asked, hoping to steer the conversation towards a slightly less dang...
ROALD DAHL Words," he said, "is oh such a twitch-tickling problem to me all my life.
ROALD DAHL The witching hour, somebody had once whispered to her, was a special moment in the middle of the nig...
ROALD DAHL Yesterday," he said, "we was not believing in giants, was we? Today we is not believing in snozzcumb...
ROALD DAHL We are right on the bubble as far as postseason play is concerned.
PAULA DAHL You'll never get anywhere if you go about what-iffing like that.
ROALD DAHL Good day, Sir.
ROALD DAHL There are no strangers in here, just friends you haven't met...
ROALD DAHL Require... electoral votes to be allocated in proportion to the popular votes.
ROBERT A. DAHL As in Athens, the right to participate was restricted to men, just as it was also in all later democ...
ROBERT A. DAHL Ironically, the very fact that democracy has such a lengthy history has actually contributed to conf...
ROBERT A. DAHL Keep your ears open, your eyes open, grab everything you can, react, and learn!
VICTORIA ABRIL Suffrage is a common right of citizenship. Women have the right of suffrage. Logically it cannot be ...
VICTORIA WOODHULL By what right do you refuse to accept the vote of a citizen of the United States?
VICTORIA WOODHULL I would like above any other place to go to Hartford. I want to face the conservatism there centered...
VICTORIA WOODHULL