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Poor Cindy's heart was torn to shreds.
My Prince! She thought. He chops off heads!
How could I marry anyone
Who does that sort of thing for fun?
The Prince cried, "Who's this dirty slut?
Off with her nut! Off with her nut!


Roald Dahl

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A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
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ROALD DAHL Don't gobblefunk around with words.
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ROALD DAHL And above all, watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you because the greatest secrets ar...
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ROALD DAHL We have so much time and so little to do. Strike that, reverse it.
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ROALD DAHL A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men.
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ROALD DAHL I shall never have a bath again," I said.
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ROALD DAHL You should never, never doubt something that no one is sure of.
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-Harry ...
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ROALD DAHL Here it is,' Nigel said.
Mrs D, Mrs I, Mrs FFI, Mrs C, Mrs U, Mrs LTY. That spells difficulty.'...
ROALD DAHL I'm right and you're wrong, I'm big and you're small, and there's nothing you can do about it.
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ROALD DAHL No-one got rich being honest, the customers have to be diddled
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ROALD DAHL This allowed her two glorious hours sitting quietly by herself in a cozy corner, devouring one book ...
ROALD DAHL You chose books. I chose looks.
ROALD DAHL What on earth were you trying to do, make yourself look handsome or something? You look like someone...
ROALD DAHL You chose books, I chose looks . Now see the difference?
ROALD DAHL I libri le aprivano mondi nuovi e le facevano conoscere persone straordinarie che vivevano una vita ...
ROALD DAHL A little magic can take you a long way.
ROALD DAHL Mr. Wonka: "Don’t forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he wanted."
Cha...
ROALD DAHL Oh where, oh where had Snow White gone?
She'd found it easy, being pretty
To hitch a ride ...
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ROALD DAHL . . . I am hearing all the secret whisperings of the world!
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ROALD DAHL let your love out
ROALD DAHL Human beans is the only animals that is killing their own kind.
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ROALD DAHL Words', he said, 'is oh such a twitch-tickling problem to me all my life. So you must simply try to ...
ROALD DAHL You is getting nosier than a parker.
ROALD DAHL Two wrongs don't make a right.
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ROALD DAHL The maid screamed.
The Queen gasped.
Sophie waved.
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ROALD DAHL Words," he said, "is oh such a twitch-tickling problem to me all my life.
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ROALD DAHL You'll never get anywhere if you go about what-iffing like that.
ROALD DAHL Good day, Sir.
ROALD DAHL There are no strangers in here, just friends you haven't met...
ROALD DAHL Adventure is just bad planning.
ROALD AMUNDSEN Let's go skiing right now!
ROALD AMUNDSEN We must always remember with gratitude and admiration the first sailors who steered their vessels th...
ROALD AMUNDSEN So we arrived, and planted our flag at the geographical South Pole. Thanks be to God!
ROALD AMUNDSEN I'm excited about this year and I'm looking forward to competing on the Nationwide Tour. I'm ready t...
ANDREW DAHL It means a lot to me to go undefeated. There were a lot of tough wrestlers here (like Riley). I did ...
ANDREW DAHL It's going to be a good match. ... The way I look at it, it's just another kid to wrestle. Don't wor...
ANDREW DAHL When he shot in overtime and got that nice double(-leg), I knew it was going to be over.
ANDREW DAHL I won one (championship) as a freshman, and I want to win a couple more before I'm done.
ANDREW DAHL [Infantry boot camp was so effective that Dye organized POW simulation exercises as well.] We made a...
JOHN DAHL I told them you have to go out there and forget the score. You have to stop them from scoring and yo...
CHRISTINA DAHL Frank was her one true love, she told me.
ARLENE DAHL I considered the years in Hollywood nothing but an interim. What I always wanted was to be was a mus...
ARLENE DAHL This class is special in the fact that they were completely dedicated to basketball. They're all I'v...
CHRISTINA DAHL It's about righting a wrong. Somewhere along the line, someone screwed up. The feeling about the POW...
JOHN DAHL It's a story about American combat in a foreign country, ... and it's a heroic story. Right now, not...
JOHN DAHL I remember thinking this can't be happening, this can't be happening.
ELIZABETH DAHL He didn't smoke or drink. He had low cholesterol. He worked out and walked a lot -- he didn't really...
ELIZABETH DAHL It means a lot to know his memory is as alive for other people as it is for us.
ELIZABETH DAHL You're walking around here with a smile on your face, Asher. It's freaking everybody out.
VICTORIA DAHL Aw, hell, Tessa. I was in ninth grade. By the time I got to the part where I imagined a girl without...
VICTORIA DAHL When we beat North Dakota here in 2001.
CRAIG DAHL The atmosphere in here (Friday) was electric. That was my second-favorite game ever.
CRAIG DAHL Up here it's a little different because you're not so emotionally involved in the game. You're not a...
CRAIG DAHL I have two of them in the morning. I enjoy it for breakfast. It can be a treat.
ERIC DAHL It was used and it worked yesterday.
ERIC DAHL They basically backed the truck right out of the building.
ERIC DAHL Yesterday's fire showed that nobody is immune to fire.
ERIC DAHL We give them that emotional and physical assurance. We have a strong camaraderie of residents and st...
JAMES DAHL For every day you spend in the hospital, you need two days here.
JAMES DAHL We're a skilled nursing rehabilitation facility open to the community. We're staffed by nurses 24 ho...
JAMES DAHL A yard for my little Charlie...he's fit right in, he seems like he loves it.
LORETTA DAHL I met a man across the street, he's in a wheelchair and he patrols the neighborhood, yeah, and I met...
LORETTA DAHL I hadn't ever really planned on owning a house again because I'm on social security.
LORETTA DAHL It means...it just means so much that I can have a home and be independent...its just great.
LORETTA DAHL One of the things I love about this program, the kids know this is a safe place to fall. For example...
JULI DAHL Jerry said if anyone ever found out how much fun we were having, we'd have to pay an entertainment t...
JULI DAHL We've used all kinds of resources to furnish this place.
JULI DAHL We are right on the bubble as far as postseason play is concerned.
PAULA DAHL Do as the Olympians do. Wear a helmet, even if you're not an elite skier or snowboarder especially i...
DR. ROALD BAHR Wearing a helmet, if you're a skier or snowboarder, reduces your risk of having a head injury by 60 ...
DR. ROALD BAHR Do as the Olympians do. Wear a helmet, even if you're not an elite skier or snowboarder -- especiall...
DR. ROALD BAHR Do as the Olympians do. Wear a helmet, even if you're not an elite skier or snowboarder _ especially...
DR. ROALD BAHR