Mike Judge quote: "Beauty and the Beast seemed like it all was really brown. The whole thing was just so brown and orange and yellow, like Burger King or something. I don't think I would have liked Beauty and the Beast at any age."

One thing I always heard from the begining when I talked about this being a movie - was that the rul...
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I like the Stooges. You know what movie I saw that I sort of discovered late was Jerry Lewis in '...
MIKE JUDGE

When I was a kid it was like, who could be the coolest? Who could do the stupidest thing? And you kn...
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I put the storyboard down and came back to it like two weeks later and saw that I had written 'B...
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King of the Hill
MIKE JUDGE

You will find that silence or very gentle words are the most exquisite revenge for insult.
JUDGE HALL

Downstream from the river there are about 100 homes as well as downtown Taunton,
PETER JUDGE

Producing machines capable of artificial thought was easy. Producing a machine capable of intelligen...
JUDGE CRATER

His form has been sensational. I think he's just about become West Coast's most valuable player.
KEN JUDGE

These weren't life-threatening conditions. These were just things the staff on site thought needed m...
PETER JUDGE

I think that it is really important that we go in there with a little bit of a swagger and play with...
EVAN JUDGE

The time to change was yesterday; the time to wake up is now.
JUDGE JUDY

Because of the reprehensive nature of what Jack Abram-off has pled guilty to, we decided that we wou...
RICH JUDGE

It's a little hard to swallow his reform agenda here.
RICH JUDGE

I feel real bad for Marc-Andre. He did a great job. You could say there's a bitter irony in this.
PETER JUDGE

My number one inspiration was my mother. She worked two jobs and had breakfast and dinner prepared. ...
CHRISTOPHER JUDGE

Anything is possible, until its decided
CHRISTOPHER JUDGE

The Assembly Democratic Caucus does not have any material that fits the description of your request.
RICH JUDGE

It's devastating ... the disruption, the injustice and the loss of faith that all of us have suffere...
MICHAEL JUDGE

I've always known I wanted to be an actor. It never crossed my mind to be anything else. I think...
CHRISTOPHER JUDGE

You could see it when he would hit a little bump in the road. He would start to get down and put ext...
EVAN JUDGE

The whole last month has been more stressful than anything for all of us. We thought it was all behi...
EVAN JUDGE

There's nothing more important than families. There is no order that a circuit court judge can sign ...
JUDGE GOODING

a lot of suspicious materials in it.
PETER JUDGE

I think that it reveals a police department that itself lost faith in the justice system and decided...
MICHAEL JUDGE

They have defenses for things coming in the front door, but nobody is looking at what's going out th...
PAUL JUDGE

They may control one form of behavior, but the problem is employees become deviant in other behavior...
TIMOTHY JUDGE

Our dangers, as it seems to me, are not from the outrageous but from the conforming; not from those ...
JUDGE LEARNED HAND

Liberty lies in the hearts of men and women; when it dies there, no constitution, no law, no court c...
JUDGE LEARNED HAND

The greatest thing a man can do in this world is to make the most possible out of the stuff that ha...
JUDGE WALTER MALONE

We accept the verdict of the past until the need for change cries out loudly enough to force upon us...
JUDGE LEARNED HAND

The hand that rules the press, the radio, the screen and the far-spread magazine, rules the country.
JUDGE LEARNED HAND

The moral authority of our most cherished institutions comes from their voluntary nature: the value ...
JUDGE MORRIS HOFFMAN

It is enough that we set out to mold the motley stuff of life into some form of our own choosing; wh...
JUDGE LEARNED HAND

Life is not a thing of knowing only--nay, mere knowledge has properly no place at all save as it bec...
JUDGE LEARNED HAND

When I hear so much impatient and irritable complaint, so much readiness to replace what we have by ...
JUDGE LEARNED HAND

You cannot raise the standard against oppression, or leap into the breach to relieve injustice, and ...
JUDGE LEARNED HAND

They do me wrong who say I come no more, When once I know and fail to find you in; For every d...
JUDGE WALTER MALONE

Anyone may so arrange his affairs so that his taxes shall be as low as possible. He is not bound to ...
JUDGE LEARNED HAND

I often wonder whether we do not rest our hopes too much upon constitutions, upon laws and upon cour...
JUDGE LEARNED HAND

Well, I think every now and again, some people deserve to get their butts chewed. Every now and agai...
JUDGE MILLS LANE

The majority of the charges carry sentences of above 15 years imprisonment, so after hearing the evi...
JUDGE ADIL AHMED

I suggest you negotiate and resolve the matter yourself.
JUDGE ADLAI HARDIN

It's merely a scrap of paper.
JUDGE RENATO DILAG

This monkey mythology of Darwin is the cause of permissiveness, promiscuity, prophylactics, perversi...
JUDGE BRASWELL DEAN

Every unfortunate event does not give rise to lawsuit.
JUDGE MILLS LANE

I think marriage is a bundle of sticks and sticks include procreation.
JUDGE JEROME FARRIS

The court accepts the request by the prosecution to improve its charges and hereby orders that a war...
JUDGE ADIL AHMED

I think racial profiling is wrong. It cannot be defended. It's just flat wrong. And if a matter ...
JUDGE MILLS LANE

Does it look like I have stupid written across my forehead
JUDGE JUDY SHEINDLIN

My grandmother always told me: beauty fades but dumb is forever.
JUDGE JUDY SHEINDLIN

I do agree that additional negotiations are in order and am glad to hear that both parties are in ag...
JUDGE ALLAN GROPPER

I am very pleased you have reached one agreement.
JUDGE ALLAN GROPPER

It seems to me ... we ought to get a little closer on the valuations involved. I will direct the par...
JUDGE ALLAN GROPPER

I don't believe I have any choice but to grant the motion. The debtor has made a very compelling sho...
JUDGE ADLAI HARDIN

A release order is to be given to the prison administration for the defendants whose names have been...
JUDGE ADIL AHMED

As this is their right in line with the criminal code of the country, the court has recorded their d...
JUDGE ADIL AHMED

With the exception a few individuals, most of the defendants prefer to remain silent when asked to e...
JUDGE ADIL AHMED

When the tribe first sat down in a circle and agreed to allow only one person to speak at a time - t...
JUDGE CURTIS BOK

New information has emerged to show the evidence upon which I relied in sentencing Mr. Morales to de...
JUDGE CHARLES MCGRATH

Ms. Lucia, how nice that you've arrived. Please come with me so that I can arraign you.
JUDGE CARLOS CERDA

This state does not have capital punishment, and if it did ... you would not be the person to carry ...
JUDGE FRANCIS FECTEAU

No one has stopped him from proceeding with a criminal charge by filing a felony complaint on inform...
JUDGE DAVID DOLAN

I indicated that this would be done to avoid even the appearance that anyone connected with the cour...
JUDGE DAVID DOLAN

As we hope that you would agree on the visit...we propose in this regard the signing of a memorandum...
JUDGE GHADA MURAD

If you're in town and working for a contractor, we'll try to contact them for you. If you're here to...
JUDGE GERARD HANSEN

There aren't enough people here to commit violent crime, and the people who commit violent crime are...
JUDGE GERARD HANSEN

I can understand the alcohol. But you weren't taking all that out of your own house.
JUDGE GERARD HANSEN

Everything that is wrong is not discrimination.
JUDGE JEROME FARRIS

Accounting for the amount of water used, considering the utility of competing water uses, and acknow...
JUDGE JEROME FARRIS

Our aim was never to try to change the views of the other side. We wanted to establish a forum for d...
JUDGE HENRY SHAKENOVSKY

We also aimed to explore whether there were shared values which, despite our differences, could unit...
JUDGE HENRY SHAKENOVSKY

A dramatic change in focus.
JUDGE HENRY SHAKENOVSKY

She's excited. She's working hard at it. The criticism, I think, is rolling off her back as it usual...
JUDGE NATHAN HECHT

It's a huge gun ? he wanted to be sure she stopped the guy.
JUDGE NATHAN HECHT

Don't speak again until I speak to you.
JUDGE NANCY SAITTA

It is inappropriate and unfair for one individual to be able to disrupt an entire courtroom.
JUDGE NANCY SAITTA

You're going to ... your mouth is going to be taped shut. I gave you fair warning.
JUDGE NANCY SAITTA

If you keep talking, you are getting a bit of contempt time.
JUDGE NANCY SAITTA

I really wish the system could work at the pace that all of us would like it to work. It just doesn'...
JUDGE NANCY SAITTA

A makeup requirement must be seen in the context of the overall standards imposed on employees in a ...
JUDGE MARY SCHROEDER

Because of the very public nature of the original tragedy and the public nature of the misrepresenta...
JUDGE MARY SCHROEDER

Women are capable of running this country. Women are capable of running the Department of the Army. ...
JUDGE MABELAN EPHRIAM

The way we see ourselves, handle ourselves; there's too many of us [women] who still believe the way...
JUDGE MABELAN EPHRIAM

We still need our equal pay for equal work. We need opportunity and doors open.
JUDGE MABELAN EPHRIAM

Women's right, the right to vote, was just the beginning of equality. We still have a long way to go...
JUDGE MABELAN EPHRIAM

This sentence is not being imposed because of the background of anyone involved. I see here a man wh...
JUDGE KENNETH BIEHN

Because you are designated a sexually violent predator, we look more closely at what you do. In part...
JUDGE KENNETH BIEHN

This is more than just breaking into someone's home and stealing their goods; this is a personal int...
JUDGE KENNETH BIEHN

I know almost nothing about this young man. I need to know what makes Travis Biehn tick.
JUDGE KENNETH BIEHN

Normally, when a private prosecutor is appearing, it's with the conformity of the government prosecu...
JUDGE RENATO DILAG

I'm requiring their presence on March 24, including their legal counsels.
JUDGE RENATO DILAG

The presumption is that the Legislature does not do a useless act and that the new enactment (in 200...
JUDGE PAT PRIEST

Since the money laundering statute and the conspiracy statute are both parts of the penal code, no r...
JUDGE PAT PRIEST

I doubt very seriously we're going to get to trial before the first of the year.
JUDGE PAT PRIEST

It seems that THC is creating a historic district without following one legal guideline. It's very, ...
JUDGE VAL BEARD

I am very pleased to tell the crew they did a great job.
JUDGE VAL BEARD

We need to sit down and get some ball-park numbers together and move on.
JUDGE VAL BEARD

My first concern is THC asking us to spend tax dollars on private property. Secondly, I don't think ...
JUDGE VAL BEARD

The word was the circuit judges did not like getting those letters and resented the political intrus...
JUDGE WILEY EDMONDSON

Our judges in Kane County have been proudly independent of political affiliations.
JUDGE WILEY EDMONDSON

There are some aspects of running for judge that does not fit in a political process. There shouldn'...
JUDGE WILEY EDMONDSON

No man's life, liberty or property are safe while the legislature is in session.
JUDGE GIDEON J. TUCKER

At the time that they were shown, the Brillo Boxes were underappreciated. It's only now, with th...
MIKE BIDLO

I was completely unqualified to get into Harvard. But then I went to my interview for Harvard, and t...
MIKE BIRBIGLIA

Despite the hysteria from the political class and the media, smoking doesn't kill.
MIKE PENCE

If you try to do your best there is no failure.
MIKE FARRELL

A flower doesn't love you or hate you, it just exists.
MIKE WHITE

We are ramping up security in the United States but also looking at visa applicants, visa waiver app...
MIKE MCCAUL

For a dude, I think I do cook. I'm a stay-at-home parent a lot of the time.
MIKE D

Lofts are great. But with a home, there is a lot to be said for delineated space. To have the luxury...
MIKE D

We never set out to be superstars.
MIKE D

When you start rhyming, it's hard to find things that rhyme with Yauch, Horovitz and Diamond.
MIKE D

We're doing what we want to do, and that's why the kids respect us.
MIKE D

We are exercising our constitutional right to be fresh.
MIKE D

L.A. is a town built upon segregated, individual fantasies.
MIKE D

Each time you present a tour, you're faced with these questions of, 'How do you want to pres...
MIKE D

Maybe some people, when they sit down to write their great novel or make their great record or paint...
MIKE D

Wine needs to have a context in a social gathering to fulfill its historical place in this world.
MIKE D

I'm always careful to even guess, at any juncture, about things before we do them.
MIKE D

I feel no compunction to defend L.A. People criticize it, and for the most part, it's well-found...
MIKE D

In the time we made 'To the 5 Boroughs,' there was a political seriousness because of what w...
MIKE D

That's the thing with all of us music geeks - music is the soundtrack to the things that happen ...
MIKE D

We have rocked the ozone radically, man. They could probably fix the ozone if everybody stopped what...
MIKE D

I was showing up at the studio all the time with no bag, being like, 'I don't want to have a...
MIKE D

Having to wake up at seven and go take the subway every morning, having to get over there with all t...
MIKE D

I'm in need of a man apron. A very manly apron.
MIKE D

Thinking about the cold weather in England... Don't be afraid to rock the David Niven look.
MIKE D

Things change. I used to have a real resistance to it and hold on to things, but let things happen a...
MIKE D

Wine is similar to music in that it's a purely experiential realm, and it's a purely subject...
MIKE D

I don't think about Yauch in the form of his death. I think about him in the form of his life. H...
MIKE D

I was a nerdy punk-rock kid.
MIKE D

Real life is much stranger than fiction, man.
MIKE D

Rebellion has its roots in government's indifference and incompetence.
MIKE BARNICLE

My dad's gay experiences really had a very positive influence on me and my straight relationship...
MIKE MILLS

If Planned Parenthood wants to be involved in providing counseling services and HIV testing, they ou...
MIKE PENCE

One day before I die, I will finally understand why liberals, especially Jewish liberals, fail to fu...
MIKE GALLAGHER

Protection of religious freedom means considering the faiths and beliefs of everyone involved.
MIKE QUIGLEY

The drug dealers, they sympathize with me. They see me as some sort of pathetic character.
MIKE TYSON

I know how hard it is to be a woman, especially a black woman.
MIKE TYSON

I'm the biggest fighter in the history of the sport. If you don't believe it, check the cash...
MIKE TYSON

I think I'll take a bath in his blood.
MIKE TYSON

I've lived places these guys can't defecate in.
MIKE TYSON

I'm not Mother Teresa, but I'm not Charles Manson, either.
MIKE TYSON

Greatness is not guarding yourself from the people; greatness is being accepted by the people.
MIKE TYSON

Some people try to get you out of slavery for you to be their slave.
MIKE TYSON

When you see me smash somebody's skull, you enjoy it.
MIKE TYSON

That equals to being a fool, having fame and no fortune. A lot of guys out there have fame doing thi...
MIKE TYSON

Real freedom is having nothing. I was freer when I didn't have a cent.
MIKE TYSON

I don't try to intimidate anybody before a fight. That's nonsense. I intimidate people by hi...
MIKE TYSON

You come home, and you party. But after that, you get a hangover. Everything about that is negative.
MIKE TYSON

I don't understand why people would want to get rid of pigeons. They don't bother no one.
MIKE TYSON

God lets everything happen for a reason. It's all a learning process, and you have to go from on...
MIKE TYSON

Everybody's got plans... until they get hit.
MIKE TYSON

As long as we persevere and endure, we can get anything we want.
MIKE TYSON

My biggest weakness is my sensitivity. I am too sensitive a person.
MIKE TYSON

When I fight someone, I want to break his will. I want to take his manhood. I want to rip out his he...
MIKE TYSON

If I went by all the rejection I've had in my career, I should have given up a long time ago.
MIKE MYERS

As would-be songwriters, our interest was in black music and black music only. We wanted to write so...
MIKE STOLLER

I love Broadway shows.
MIKE BIRBIGLIA

For most of the '90s and the first part of this decade, content providers who wanted to publish ...
MIKE DAVIDSON

We found a way to make things look great to the human eye through the window of a graphical web brow...
MIKE DAVIDSON

I'm the chairman of the intelligence committee. We don't only get formal briefings, but we c...
MIKE ROGERS

I have a little pocket Bible that I have with me all the time in my briefcase, and so usually in the...
MIKE HUCKABEE

If I dream that I'm directing, it's not a film, it's like a commercial for cotton candy,...
MIKE BIRBIGLIA

You can have the best technology, but you if have a corrupted, radicalized, bribed official that has...
MIKE MCCAUL

You can have the best technology, but if you have an inside job of a worker that has access to the p...
MIKE MCCAUL

Risk is the factor of a stratagem measured by what man is powerless to control.
MIKE NORTON

The true measure of a man is not what he dreams, but what he aspires to be; a dream is nothing witho...
MIKE NORTON

By sabotaging logic, the common frame of reference, and the common language, we have removed a "safe...
MIKE KLEPPER

The reason that most British actors are better than most American actors in the end is that they don...
MIKE NICHOLS

We're thrilled to expand our relationship, knowing that with the great team at the Music Group, ...
MIKE CURB

In making the jump from a local program to the showcase of a coast-to-coast broadcast, Ted Yates and...
MIKE WALLACE

In my home state of Indiana, we prove every day that you can build a growing economy on balanced bud...
MIKE PENCE

Budgets are moral documents. Federal funding should reflect the priorities and the values of the maj...
MIKE PENCE

I'm still very bullish on emerging markets. There's an emerging middle class. They're a ...
MIKE DUKE

Legal and bureaucratic impediments to surveillance should be removed.
MIKE POMPEO

To the degree that we can demonstrate support for the Ukrainian government, we can change Putin'...
MIKE POMPEO

Honest to goodness, Brian Campbell, he was holding the Cup, and there was no one around for a minute...
MIKE QUIGLEY

Negative campaigning is wrong.
MIKE PENCE

I think you need a really strong businessperson running the state, a person who's used to turnin...
MIKE CURB

There's no doubt West Point impacted who I am... It has an enormous emphasis, not only on milita...
MIKE POMPEO

A great thing is happening on cable TV. You see characters change in stories over years, like in Tol...
MIKE NICHOLS

Well, I think the reality is that as you study - when President Kennedy cut marginal tax rates, when...
MIKE PENCE

Remember, the Boston bombers were Chechen rebels.
MIKE MCCAUL

If a natural disaster like a flock of birds or a bolt of lightning causes a plane's engines to f...
MIKE GALLAGHER

Cardinal Raymond Burke is a 66-year-old guy who lives in Rome, dresses like Queen Elizabeth, and tal...
MIKE BARNICLE

Justin Timberlake is the single most talented human being I've ever met in my life, and it sicke...
MIKE MYERS

Money, the root of all evil...but the cure for all sadness.
MIKE GILL

I've loved traveling around the country and meeting people at book signings.
MIKE GALLAGHER

I think I make films to help bolster and feed the part of me that wants to remain in a positive rela...
MIKE MILLS

Boldness isn't something you're born with; you either choose it or you don't.
MIKE YACONELLI

I was very much a late bloomer. That's not to say that girls didn't express interest in me f...
MIKE BIRBIGLIA

Denver and Boulder are good record-buying cities. I don't know why.
MIKE D

The real acts of a real devil you know have been made acceptable by the fictitious actions of a none...
MIKE KLEPPER

Beauty and the Beast seemed like it all was really brown. The whole thing was just so brown and orange and yellow, like Burger King or something. I don't think I would have liked Beauty and the Beast at any age.

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Beauty and the Beast seemed like it all was really brown. The whole thing was just so brown and orange and yellow, like Burger King or something. I don't think I would have liked Beauty and the Beast at any age.

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