If I dream that I'm directing, it's not a film, it's like a commercial for cotton candy, and I've got four feet of cotton candy all around me that I've got to break through, like a brick wall or a fortress.
Mike Birbiglia
Related I've never seen a film get away completely unscathed like I have 'Animal Kingdom.' There... JOEL EDGERTON I've always had that attitude about my career: it's something that I do, but it's not my... BUFFY SAINTE-MARIE All my tattoos, they've been thought out, thought over, been a work in progress for at least a y... COLIN KAEPERNICK It's so funny, actors usually have a directing ambition. I've got no ambition for directing. MAJANDRA DELFINO I'm not so much a shoe or bag person as jewelry, and I think it's because jewelry is like ca... DYLAN LAUREN I can tell you that you will have your hearts broken more by the people you love than by the people ... MARGARET PETERSON HADDIX I've got Asperger's syndrome and I'm not a very good people person, so I've always b... GARY NUMAN It's easy for me to say that now, now I'm a father, I've got a four-and-a-half year old ... ALAN VEGA I've got a radio that occasionally I listen to. It's portable. It's got an antenna. I... BURT SHAVITZ I've just become obsessed with ballroom dancing. I signed up for the introductory course, which ... DAVID SUTCLIFFE I've got quite an old-fashioned figure. Back in the Sixties, girls had boobs, a tummy and wide h... JAMEELA JAMIL I've realised that I am who I am and that is it. Like it or lump it. I'm not around to pleas... KRISTIN SCOTT THOMAS We don't walk around wearing candy stuff all day or colorful stuff. It's like, I walk around... BEBE REXHA Don't think for a moment that I'm really like any of the characters I've played. I'm... LEONARDO DICAPRIO I still can't believe that I've achieved what I have. It's like I've lived a dream f... KARRIE WEBB I figured there's nobody who's going to beat me or shoot me or crucify me. I can't help ... RALPH HALL Are you taking us to the beach?" - Dan Cahill JUDE WATSON I'm just naturally quite toned. My dad was like a body builder, so I've got my dad's bod... REBECCA MADER I'm happy about working; I'm happy about gracing the stage and coming out and making people ... KEVIN HART People think because I've got some success, I've made it, but in my eyes it's like, '... J. COLE I'm not slim. I'm a curvy girl: I've got thighs and a bum. I don't mind baring the f... VICKY MCCLURE I'm trained as a teacher; that's the only thing I've got a certificate for. QUENTIN BLAKE I've got a nice collection of paintings - a Basquiat, a black-and-white Warhol that's like a... JAY-Z If I could choose, I'd be bare feet with animals all around me and living in a tree house. Like ... GISELE BUNDCHEN I feel like I've got this anti-marriage thing, but it's less that and more I'm overthink... DAVID SPADE Candy apple red is my favorite color. It's a powerful color to wear. It's always been that w... CARLY RAE JEPSEN I found this deer toy that poops out candy. And so if I say, 'Cree, you have to go to bed right ... TIA MOWRY I was doing 'Twin Peaks,' and Columbia called and said they wanted me to do 'Gladiator.&... JAMES MARSHALL We're just into toys, whether it's motorcycles or race cars or computers. I've got the P... CATHERINE BELL I've worked with actors before where I was like, this is not working, and then I've seen the... VINCENT KARTHEISER I've never felt particularly ambitious or driven, that's for sure, although I like to create... JOHNNY DEPP I'm the kind of guy who, if I look inside and they throw me a fastball outside, and it's a s... MIGUEL CABRERA I don't have a real home. When I got 'Avatar,' I sold everything that I owned because I ... SAM WORTHINGTON I love form, but I'm not interested in forms. I've never written a sonnet or villanelle or s... ROBERT PINSKY For a while now I've had this feeling that there's something that I'm supposed to be doi... EMMA CAULFIELD I've heard directing talked about as being a benign dictatorship, and I think that's probabl... FELICITY JONES I keep mementos from everything I've done. I've got my cab driver's license from 'Ha... JARED HARRIS I feel a real need to observe a level of propriety in what I'm handing out. Instead of me just v... ERIC CLAPTON I'm an all-around fighter. I do everything. I've got wrestling; I've got Brazilian jiu-j... ALISTAIR OVEREEM There's nothing - I've bought everything I want. I don't like yachts or anything; you kn... ELON MUSK I've never been pushy. People have said I should have been, more, but I'm not sure. I've... JOHN HURT Yeah, I've done Jim Breuer's radio show a couple times, and I heard from Larry the Cable Guy... BILLY GARDELL As far as writing or directing a film, I've worked with enough people who have done that that I ... ZAK ORTH No candy bars unless I've had a low blood sugar where I'm shaky. MARY TYLER MOORE I actually got a part in 'The Love Guru', that Mike Myers film. I heard it's awful. I go... DANIEL TOSH I'm very lucky in the sense that I've got a voice that's distinctive. Not good, but dist... GARY NUMAN I'm happy in the UK. I absolutely love it and I've finally got a great group of friends. I... BILLIE PIPER I think the key is that nothing's ever perfect and you've got to be able to go with change. ... BEN SAVAGE I've got four pitches now. I don't have to use them all the time, but I've got them in m... DREW POMERANZ I never stopped thinking about the Alamo from that day to this. I'm a huge collector of memorabi... PHIL COLLINS Yes, but I - you know, it's been such a long time, I'm sure that I've got cousins and un... RAFAEL PALMEIRO I've had times where I've joked, like, 'I'm going to move to Vermont and become a pa... KATE MICUCCI I collect firearms, and I've got a Winchester, an Indian rifle. It has tacks for every warrior t... JOE PERRY I have a very eclectic iPod. So I've got my cardio people - so it's anything from Beyonce to... MICHELLE OBAMA I guess I'm in a state of becoming. Even though I've had a full career and I've been aro... VALERIE SIMPSON I've got a great eye for color. I'm like a chick. ADAM CAROLLA Jerry Bruckheimer is the most hands-on producer that I've worked with. Jerry's very involved... TREVOR RABIN It's okay to take yourself too seriously if you're a serious actor and you've got the sc... T. J. MILLER It looks ancient," - Amy Cahill JUDE WATSON I've always had a man's mindset, and that's why I mostly have men friends, and that'... KARRINE STEFFANS I think I've developed a sort of ADD for geography now. When I've been in a country for too ... ELIZABETH DEBICKI Anybody that's got a problem with me is probably envious or wants to be me, and that's how I... YOUNG JEEZY So I won an Oscar. It's amazing. I've got that for the rest of my life for a performance I a... KATE WINSLET I kind of feel like I've been eating professionally for a long time. I've tasted everything.... DUFF GOLDMAN There's no regret. You can't regret. I mean, I've felt regret but I've also refused ... JUDE LAW My music is very personal. I've created it in solitude. I face a white wall and beller. I like t... DWIGHT YOAKAM The last few years I've been saying I was ready to quit. It wasn't that interesting to me. N... DENZEL WASHINGTON I'm still a big 'Grey's Anatomy' fan. BROOKE ELLIOTT I used to watch 'Grey's Anatomy' pretty religiously. ERINN HAYES A lot of people have said that I've got a voice that speaks to children. I think I've got a ... GERI HALLIWELL I've done TV and I've done film, and I'm not snobby about it. It's about the project... KELLY MACDONALD I tell people I'm on a diet. If somebody sees me with a muffin, they'll think I'm off my... STEPHEN FURST I knew there were all kinds of interesting things going on at Google, but now that I've seen the... TONY FADELL I'm originally from San Francisco. I might move there some day. But, I like L.A., I have fun in ... SAM ROCKWELL It's like, boom! - I've got a girlfriend. It turned out to be a good thing because it made m... YOUNG THUG In our game, it's your vanity that keeps you in shape. I've got a little gym set up, and I r... BILL PAXTON I'm not particularly affable in real life, I have to tell you. I've got that side to me, of ... MARTIN FREEMAN I've always been that person: If it gets into my head, I've got to do it until I get it perf... BRENDON URIE If we get in an accident that's strong enough to break bones, it's going to break bones. Wha... AL UNSER It doesn't really feel like it's got anything to do with me. I mean, I know I wrote it, and ... PATRICK MARBER There's a plaque on our wall that says we've sold over 65 million albums, and I don't fe... EDDIE VAN HALEN I would be so mad if I saw something called a memoir, and then it was Mike Birbiglia. It would be so... MIKE BIRBIGLIA I've always been a fan of comedy. I've always enjoyed it. It's something I'm very pa... ROB RIGGLE The real point of me isn't that I'm good looking. It's that I'm clever. I've got... NIALL FERGUSON I've always been interested in singing. My sister's a fantastic singer, and it's just so... CHARLIE ROWE But I've got more to learn, too. I don't feel like I'm done or I know it all. GARY SINISE I've got a really good family; I've got great friends around me. HARRY STYLES It's sad to know I'm done. But looking back, I've got a lot of great memories. BONNIE BLAIR There's nowhere like home for me, but there has been something so interesting about most of the ... BRITTANY BOWE I've got to admit it's getting better. It's a little better all the time. PAUL MCCARTNEY I've got a couple of bands that I'm working on. The one I'm really excited about, we'... SAMUEL LARSEN I've been to the studio several times, and it's not that I'm not happy with what I'v... EVAN PARKER I'm like a shark. I've got to be constantly moving. KENNY CHESNEY I'm looking for an intensity of focus. It's a bit like tuning a guitar string. You tighten a... LENNY ABRAHAMSON It's not really that I've been an advocate for hearing aids for a long time, it's just t... LESLIE NIELSEN A squirrel attacked me. I got attacked by a squirrel in Battersea Park. They're dangerous. It... NIALL HORAN Some people say I've got a five-octave range, which is ridiculous. That would mean I'd sing ... MIKA I've never wanted to drive a car fast for the sake of it. I mean, I like nice cars. I've got... TERRY WOGAN I'm essentially a humorist and, I think, a pretty good one. I've known all along that 'M... DERF It's a clique that I've never been a part of. It's not like I identify them in a negativ... RANDY HARRISON
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of pornographers is a mental moonbeam. MIKE ROYKO Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting. MIKE BINDER Canada is the essence of not being. Not English, not American, it is the mathematic of not being. An... MIKE MYERS What you want to do, and what you can do, is limited only by what you can dream. MIKE MELVILLE Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline an... MIKE DITKA Success isn't permanent, and failure isn't fatal. MIKE DITKA For a man who walks in the light, to stay humble is not to walk in the dark; you don't need to proje... MIKE NORTON As an integral part of the Department of Agriculture, the Animal and Plant Health Inspection Service... MIKE ROGERS We've waged war on work. We have collectively agreed, stupidly, that work is the enemy. MIKE ROWE I'm a comedic actor, not to mix words, but it's something I think about. A comedic actor. I ... MIKE MYERS Comedy. It was just huge in my house. Peter Sellers and Alec Guinness, Monty Python and all those Ja... MIKE MYERS Here in Indiana, we run a nationally-recognized program called the Healthy Indiana Plan. The Healthy... MIKE PENCE The Safe and Affordable Food Labeling Act aims to address unnecessary impediments to feeding the wor... MIKE POMPEO I keep coming back to it, over and over - adultery and cheating. It's the most interesting probl... MIKE NICHOLS What is real is that adultery destroys tens of thousands of families every year across America. What... MIKE PENCE He once had his toes amputated so he could stand closer to the bar. MIKE HARDING Yeah, look, I think what we have with the social media and the digital media, and all the telecommun... MIKE DEWINE