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What's the difference between a 3-week-old puppy and a sportswriter? In 6 weeks, the puppy will stop whining.


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It's just me and my 6-month-old puppy. I am not dating anyone.
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H. H. MUNRO The best way to get a puppy is to beg for a baby brother - and they'll settle for a puppy every time...
WINSTON PENDELTON Put a puppy in your picture, and it will make it 20 times better.
LUCKY BLUE SMITH "Those who live in the past are cowards and losers" -- Mike Ditka
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JUDI WILLIS A puppy plays with every pup he meets, but an old dog has few associates.
JOSH BILLINGS A puppy plays with every pup he meets, but an old dog has few associates
JOSH BILLINGS Happiness is a warm puppy.
CHARLES M. SCHULZ I'm a very happy puppy.
GRAHAM NASH We were, like, 12 or 13 and it was like, 'Hi, do you like me?' ... It was just like puppy love.
BRITNEY SPEARS Never give up on you. In order to make a difference you would have to somehow be different.
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LARRY BROTHERS I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ...
KELLY JONES SIRTF will be following the Earth around the sun, kind of like a faithful puppy dog.
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GIZMO, THE PUZZLED PUPPY Donald Trump is a liar because he is a coward. It is fear and cowardice that make him lie. it is his...
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GIZMO, THE PUZZLED PUPPY Sign at animal shelter, Children left unattended will be given a puppy or a kitten.
UNKNOWN I'm not alone," said the boy. "I've got a puppy.
JANE THAYER There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
BERNARD WILLIAMS There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
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ANGUS YOUNG I used to work at a puppy nursery.
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ROBERT JORDAN I'm convinced that petting a puppy is good luck.
MEG DONOHUE As I dive between the legs of a big Gunnar, I see Mair wind up and slam her shockstick hard as she c...
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ANGUS YOUNG A puppy is but a dog, plus high spirits, and minus common sense.
AGNES REPPLIER It may take practice to think more positively and more compassionately, but just as you must train a...
TOM BARRETT Hard to forget first puppy love.
TOBA BETA You're full of contradictions, Ms. Wallace."
I looked up at him and arched a brow. "I'm a girl...
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ROBERT FROST If I provide for this life and turn away from the Lord, I am wise for a moment, but lost forever.
FRANCINE RIVERS The only way he could have her was to shatter this stubborn faith of hers. In doing so, would he sha...
FRANCINE RIVERS Gotta take my puppy on the road with me, Killer.
GREGG ALLMAN I am fine with 'Puppy Love.' I hated it for a while. But I still sing it. I have a country v...
DONNY OSMOND When my husband wears this kind of oil, I'm like a puppy.
HALLE BERRY Happiness is....tender puppy kisses on my nose...
TERRI SQUIRES There's a happy medium between doing baby yoga-doing Mommy and Me having a scheduled activity 6 days...
ERIC SMALL Oh, God, puppy dog eyes. From a six-foot-five ancient Viking vampire.
CHARLAINE HARRIS Training a puppy is like raising a child. Every single interaction is a training opportunity.
IAN DUNBAR You can't pee like a puppy if you wanna run with the big dogs.
NIKKI SIXX Just as a puppy can be more of a challenge than a gift, so too can the holidays.
JOHN CLAYTON Learn to appreciate every moment of your life, stop thinking of the future too much, you have a choi...
AULIQ ICE Disaster, to me, means in some big or small way, things going wrong. And that's obviously a matt...
AMY GERSTLER You'll reach into your wallet to brandish a photograph of a new puppy, and a friend will say, &#...
CAROLINE KNAPP Status quos are made to be broken.
RAY A. DAVIS Wizard of Claws is using dishonest, underhanded sales tactics to dupe its customers into supporting ...
WAYNE PACELLE Asked to explain Zen my puppy with the same name looks, and thumps his tail
JAY HACKETT I would rather be beaten, and be a man, than to be elected and be a little puppy dog.
DAVY CROCKETT depending on the size of the storm, 3 weeks to 3 months, sometimes we've stayed as long as 6 months.
DAVID MONK Yes, it will go through the disciplines that all puppies go through including house training and pup...
DAVID BLUNKETT My parents gave me a boxer puppy as a present. I have wanted a dog for years and must first give her...
NATALIE DU TOIT A year old and older, then we can test the dog and know exactly what we're getting - the temperament...
LLOYD WILLIAMS There's something missing in my life, I just don't know if it's a puppy, a person, or a slice of piz...
ANONYMOUS Well, you can't know it without something having been sneezed.
A.A. MILNE We'll be Friends Forever, won't we, Pooh?' asked Piglet.
Even longer,' Pooh answered.”
...
A.A. MILNE For exercise, I now run with my chocolate Lab puppy, Oscar.
DANIELA PESTOVA It's hard to boo a puppy. You can't boo a handful of puppies.
JEFFREY DEAN MORGAN I was ready to turn Kathy down when she said she had a 5-month-old puppy to donate. But so far she's...
JULIE ODIL We begin to fight. The wind and I. Horns locked. Battling each other with elements.
LAURA DOCKRILL It was just a small box and there was dog food in it so we thought there had been a dog or a puppy.
LIZ TOWELL Nationalism of the Irish type is often regarded as reactionary. With the World Revolution and the Cl...
LOUIS MACNEICE When the puppy licked my hand, we all knew he was the one for us
J. WESLEY PORTER People love a happy ending. So every episode, I will explain once again that I don't like people. An...
JOSS WHEDON We can make a difference. We can save lives. We can stop the genocide.
KENDRICK MEEK As to which is cuter, a puppy or a baby, I'm going to say that probably depends less on the part...
W. BRUCE CAMERON All a guy needed was a chance. Somebody was alway controlling who got a chance and who didn't.
CHARLES BUKOWSKI I've been waiting for this for six weeks. Six weeks of camp, it's the longest camp in history. I thi...
CHRIS MCGEE Motherhood is tough. If you just want a wonderful little creature to love, you can get a puppy.
BARBARA WALTERS You know that moment when you hug somebody, when your heart feels warm and high in your chest and ti...
JAKE VANDER-ARK Once we'd balled up our burrito wrappers and tossed them into the trash, Jake and I walked several b...
MEG DONOHUE I have to tell you I love living in a world without clocks. The shackles are gone. I’m a puppy unl...
JERRY SPINELLI And in that town a dog was found, As many dogs there be, Both mongrel, puppy, whelp and hound,...
OLIVER GOLDSMITH The difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut is about a week.
UNKNOWN Our job in the next few days will be to free the puppy. The magic of this piece is the viewer comple...
ROB NEYLAND The difference between 1 billion dollars and 100 million is the same as the difference between and 1...
NATHAN ELMO MELO We still need cat cages, cat carriers, dog kennels, animal toys, food cat, dog, puppy and kitten. Wa...
CANDY CLARK We still need cat cages, cat carriers, dog kennels, animal toys, food — cat, dog, puppy and kitten...
CANDY CLARK We still need cat cages, cat carriers, dog kennels, animal toys, food — cat, dog, puppy and kitten....
CANDY CLARK I like dogs
Big dogs
Little dogs
Fat dogs
Doggy dogs
Old dogs
Puppy do...
MARGARET WISE BROWN And since Logan didn’t seem the least bit antisocial . . .
“You don’t have to look like t...
TESSA ADAMS She had always wanted a brother. And she had one now. Sebastian. It was like always wanting a puppy ...
CASSANDRA CLARE I don't want to end up simply having visited this world.
MARY OLIVER It's the curiosity that drives me. It's making a difference in the world that prevents me from ever ...
DEBORAH MEIER Understand and be confident that each of us can make a difference by caring and acting in small as w...
MARIAN WRIGHT EDELMAN You don’t have to know a lot of things for your life to make a lasting difference in the world. Bu...
JOHN PIPER I am only one, but still I am one. I cannot do everything, but still I can do something; and because...
EDWARD EVERETT HALE If you think you are too small to make a difference, you have obviously never been in bed with a mos...
PETER STROPLE Never forget that you are one of a kind. Never forget that if there weren't any need for you in all ...
R. BUCKMINSTER FULLER Make a difference always and in all ways!
PETER STROPLE Oh, it makes a difference, I thought. And if it doesn't make a difference you will make it make a di...
CHAIM POTOK I believe in work. If somebody doesn't create something, however small it may be, he gets sick. An a...
ARTHUR MILLER Go into the world and do well. But more importantly, go into the world and do good.
MINOR MYERS Stop groveling, stop whining and start working!
ABHIJIT NASKAR There's a puppy store near where I live. They know me by name in there because I go so often.
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MIKE ROGERS We've waged war on work. We have collectively agreed, stupidly, that work is the enemy.
MIKE ROWE Alienation, I suppose, can't be hackneyed because it will always exist.
MIKE BIRBIGLIA I'm a comedic actor, not to mix words, but it's something I think about. A comedic actor. I ...
MIKE MYERS Comedy. It was just huge in my house. Peter Sellers and Alec Guinness, Monty Python and all those Ja...
MIKE MYERS Here in Indiana, we run a nationally-recognized program called the Healthy Indiana Plan. The Healthy...
MIKE PENCE