I thought we played good, aggressive defense, team defense.
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DAN SPRANGER I thought we played really good defense in the second half.
ANDY SCHULZ I thought we played good defense. They had to work for every shot, but everyone on their team is a t...
HILARY LYNCH I thought we played outstanding defense.
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CHAD CLUVER I thought [Prairie Ridge] played real good defense. We couldn't get on track.
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CHUCK GREEN Our TEAM defense was the difference in this game. I thought we were very aggressive defensively and ...
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DAN DAKICH I thought Kentucky's defense was very, very aggressive. Their defense impacted us in a big, big way.
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KARI WILLIAMS We played pretty good defense, too.
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WENDELL JEFFRIES We rebounded well and we played good defense.
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CAITLIN SHAW We played good defense. We only had 13 turnovers.
DARREN MARSHALL We just worked as a team, won the 50-50 balls and passed well. And we really played good defense.
KYLEE MCARTHUR I pride myself on (the team) playing good defense. That's how we score, our defense is our thing.
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CORY NEAL We basically play 1-3-1 pressure defense. We forced them left and played good man-to-man defense.
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CHRIS HOPE The defense played well in the first half. We played well as a unit. The whole team played hard.
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GARY SHARPE I thought she did a great job. She really played great defense tonight.
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COURTNEY HARRIS All around we did well, but today our defense was good. When we're playing good defense we're a toug...
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BRIAN MUSTY We didn't execute real well on offense but we really played good defense.
CHAD STODDARD We played very good defense. And, we were able to create some turnovers.
MATT BERRY Tom Holden was outstanding in goal. I thought the whole defense played extremely well.
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BILLY PEE Defense, defense, defense. We take pride in it and it's a testimony to our team.
MAUVOLYENE ADAMS We played good defense and we pushed the ball up the floor a lot.
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JEFF LINDSAY It’s an odd term, 'girlfriend,' particularly for grown persons. And in practice it provides an eve...
JEFF LINDSAY Still, it's always nice to be around somebody who thinks I am wonderful. It confirms my low opinion ...
JEFF LINDSAY the faster it ran away from me. And I found myself reasoning that perhaps one more beer would unlock...
JEFF LINDSAY …a cheerful black shadow reared up behind him as he spoke, thundering a happy challenge to my Dark...
JEFF LINDSAY When faced with people who have very limited conversational skills and no apparent desire to cultiva...
JEFF LINDSAY What a terrible thing life can be.
JEFF LINDSAY It really is better to be lucky than to be good.
JEFF LINDSAY It's always me, isn't it? I'm not really a very nice person, but for some reason it's always me that...
JEFF LINDSAY What do you want a clock for?” “To find out what time it is,” I said. “I think that’s the ...
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