It can just ruin the whole week.


Fred Funk

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JEFF DANIELS
One wrong decision can ruin your whole life. - Shahwan SETHI
MUHAMMAD SHAHWAN TARIQ
Were in a little bit of a funk right now but we'll work out of it. We've got a busy week next week a...
JOE DELGADO
Was I in a funk for about a week about that story? Absolutely,
DAVID POTTRUCK
Fred is getting better, it's week to week, but he's not going to make it this week. We both agreed t...
JACK DEL RIO
I think it would be a good thing. This way you can know your paycheck will be the same from week to ...
JOSE LUIS RODRIGUEZ
Funk is fun. And it's also a state of mind, ... But it's all the ramifications of that state of mind...
GEORGE CLINTON
Fred is a key player of our squad, that's why he was rested this week.
BERNARD LAPORTE
My career progressed slowly. Real slow at a time. The irony of it was I had the best part of my care...
FRED FUNK
I don't want to rest on my laurels. I still feel like I'm learning a lot about the golf game...
FRED FUNK
I played the Buick at Flint with Tiger and he was air mailing me 50 to 60 yards every shot.
FRED FUNK
I'm going to be wearing the Stryker hat because I'm a walking testimonial to the fact that y...
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[Knowing one of his most dependable players was hurting, Nicklaus gave Furyk to Woods on Friday. Tig...
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This is a slam dunk this year. All the stars have lined up. It's an unbelievable venue at Congressio...
FRED FUNK
I'd say normally any TOUR event is close. It's very rare that any of them are runaways. The guys are...
FRED FUNK
We're on the first tee and he said, 'Freddie, you look nervous,
FRED FUNK
It's very seldom a guy gets on a roll with his putter to the point where he can separate himself fro...
FRED FUNK
I had some opportunities that I took advantage of, but missed a couple and made a couple of really g...
FRED FUNK
As the game has progressed to what I consider a pure power game, this golf course still stands up. I...
FRED FUNK
It's a shot-maker's golf course. And it's not a one-dimensional type golf course.
FRED FUNK
You just never know where life is going to take you, you never know where your talent level is going...
FRED FUNK
Sometimes I think I'm better remembered for the Skins skirt than for winning the Players.
FRED FUNK
I had a terrible West Coast swing but I've figured some things out and I'm feeling pretty good headi...
FRED FUNK
You've got to be in the right place to score on it. The greens are such small targets. It's a really...
FRED FUNK
We flew over coming in, and you could see just how sparse it looked compared to what it used to look...
FRED FUNK
Major-wise, it's pretty comparable, ... I didn't think he was swinging as good as he wanted to at th...
FRED FUNK
We've got our 13th man with the home field. They have been fired up for a long time
FRED FUNK
Stryker was a company that allowed me, when I had my knee replaced and I got the Stryker GetAroundKn...
FRED FUNK
Business can talk itself into a blue funk.
HELEN CLARK
Movies can't ruin books. They can only ruin movies.
S. E. HINTON
I can sing as well as Fred Astaire can act.
BURT REYNOLDS
I'll ruin everything if you touch me. I'll ruin us. I'll ruin this. I'll ruin you, just like you sai...
J.A. HUSS
Someone laughed behind Harry. Turning, he saw Fred, George, and Lee Jordan hurrying down the stairca...
J.K. ROWLING
putting it to a funk beat.
GARY ADLER
I've just been in limbo the whole week, just real confused. I felt it was kind of a waste of time to...
STEVEN HUNTER
A bad dream can ruin your night, but a dream not chased can ruin your life.
CONNOR CHALFANT
When you finally get up on stage and you're bringing funk for the sake of bringing funk, that's what...
JEFF BOLLING
When your past shows up to haunt you, make sure it comes after supper so it doesn't ruin your whole ...
JAY WICKRE
Don't you ever want to have just one thing that no one else knows about, so no one can ruin it for y...
LEILA SALES
The offense, week to week, we're just showing people that we can do more.
BRYAN MCCLENDON
I am dead set against free agency. It can ruin baseball.
GEORGE STEINBRENNER
I can only get my drummer in the winter; he plays with Grand Funk all summer.
BOB SEGER
When I leave a room, it's gonna be footprints of funk wherever I stepped, because I'm a soul...
BIG BOI
I'm a parrot. I can pick up an accent and just do it.
BRION JAMES
Mosquitoes can ruin the hunt for big game.
DAVID ALLEN
Pride can ruin a person by not only what material wealth he has, but can also ruin what he has to of...
NICK OHARA
Don't kill the game with your 'funk', elevate it with your humility.
T.F. HODGE
Instead of breaking that bridge, we should, if possible, provide another, that he may retire the so...
ARISTIDES ("THE JUST")
We make war that we may live in peace.
ARISTIDES ("THE JUST")
Usually they wish for a trip to Disney World. We send the whole family for a whole week. All expense...
JANE WALSH
This whole week it was clicking, ... The pit stops were great. We got a bit of a lead there, but it ...
SCOTT DIXON
That's how he pitched early in the year. He just got in a funk. In the middle of that funk, he had a...
TONY LA RUSSA
The bottom line with a lot of bands that funk is being applied to is that they don't really list...
MIKE D
You can just feel the energy already. We're going to be feeding on it all week.
CHRISTINA KIM
After all, Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did. She just did it backwards and in high...
ANN RICHARDS
Too many kings can ruin an army
HOMER
They are just a great group of kids, and they get a whole week where they can have fun, they can be ...
KAREN THATCHER
With families, it's a bigger dynamic. One family member can ruin it for everyone.
DALE BURSHTEIN
Funk, I don't think I have anything to do with funk. I've never considered myself funky.
DAVID BOWIE
It took me a long time to realize that distance can ruin even the best of intentions.
NICHOLAS SPARKS
I enjoy watching sitcoms where the team behind it have successfully created a whole alternate realit...
SIMON BIRD
He's a guy you feel you can trust in big spots because he's been there and he has the funk,
WILLIE RANDOLPH
Success is a Journey: so, don’t forget to pack your COURAGE: to face the obstacles heading your wa...
PHILIP T. M.
It has not only been an uncertain day but the whole week has been uncertain.
PHILIP SMITH
My whole game hasn't been sharp this year, but this week it was. I had a very good ball-striking wee...
JAY HAAS
Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.
JOSEPH ADDISON
Just when it seems like life is getting good, something always has to come along and ruin it.
SUSANE COLASANTI
No. That's just one of those things about the game that's weird. One week you can not have it and th...
AARON HARANG
We all know Fred is the catalyst of this offense and to see him get that gain up the middle, it's a ...
JIMMY SMITH
That's what the preseason's for, to get all the mistakes and the funk out.
CARSON PALMER
The only people that can ruin a relationship or make that relationship work are the two people in it...
ROB LIANO
Desires are what can most easily ruin us, lovely.
SIMONA PANOVA
…and they limp and halt, they’re all wrinkled, drawn, they squint to the side, can’t look you ...
HOMER
I've played basketball my whole life and I'm not going to give up and ruin my life by using steroids...
BETHANY MCGHEE
It would ruin the Sweet 16.
STAN HARDIN
If you can dream it, you can do it.
ENZO FERRARI
Do the thing and you will have the power.
RALPH WALDO EMERSON
I don't think a player can ruin the image of a team,
ERIC DESJARDINS
Baby there's a fever in the funk house now.
CRAIG LITTLEPAGE
Roses are red, Violettes are bllue,
Valentines day is consumerous crap,now don't you have ironi...
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You are an adult and you don't understand me and what are the differences between the adult and the ...
DEYTH BANGER
And therefore, Uncle, though it has never put a scrap of gold or silver in my pocket, I believe that...
CHARLES DICKENS
The world doesn't need another clothing company. But it does need a certain funk.
ANDRE BENJAMIN
You see, as far as the man's personality goes, there's no one who can touch Fred Astaire. He's uniqu...
DONALD O'CONNOR
We were down at half, down in the third quarter. We were just trying to pull out of our funk a littl...
DOUG GALLOWAY
If I meet him next week, it's a whole different match because it will be for the team state title. H...
JOSH CHAPPA
We just have to get more consistent defensively. Our defense as a whole can come out and stop people...
CHAD SPENCE
Love letters to the depressed and the future heart
broken
I’m leaving the light on in my...
RENEE RUIN
I’m dancing on land mines across your chest.
Hoping high hopes I’ll trigger some
RENEE RUIN
Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch.
JON STEWART
A license can ruin a perfectly good piece of software.
GREG STEIN
I love funk and soul and Motown.
TARON EGERTON
We really did get along. We were very close and we'd spend four nights a week eating out together. S...
CLIFF DRYSDALE
Fred Astaire never let you see him sweat, but he sweetened his deceptively casual virtuosity with ju...
TERRY TEACHOUT
If you can say it... it's obvious.
DEYTH BANGER
It's the finale. It's the last impression. A bad dessert can ruin the meal.
ANNE MCMANUS
dont wait for next minute, next hour, next day, next week, next year, just do it if you want to do i...
ANON QUOTER
We're pushing this week like it's a regular week. We haven't been told by the coaches that we weren'...
WILLIE ANDERSON
The cycling helmet can save your life, but it doesn't look good and tends to ruin your hair.
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I just do these 'Sleep' type tracks when the situation presents itself. I never set out to d...
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I love the immediacy of those old analog machines; it's really inspiring. You just set them up t...
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I believe the world to be a muffin pan, and there certainly are a lot of muffins here.
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I am looking forward to Saturday's reading. I hope it raises a lot of money to benefit a terrific co...
ALLISON FUNK
I really hope that the reading raises people's consciousness of domestic abuse and sexual assaults o...
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I was asked by Pam Garvey, one of the founders of Words on Purpose.
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The old stumps were still visible, so that after we cut the brush away, we went around and planted s...
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It's more about frequent church attendance than it is about particular sets of beliefs. This asks, '...
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The fact that the association is statistically significant despite the crudeness of our estimates su...
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This helps fill a big gap that has existed in evolutionary studies. We have known for some time that...
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There are all these species out there and so few of them are known in intimate detail, so any kind o...
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There was nothing electrical on anyplace.
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Bob and his staff will dedicate their efforts toward the deployment of new products, research and ag...
BILL FUNK
One does not need additional explanations to understand what we have seen in clinical trials.
COLIN FUNK
It makes a noise like a fair-sized firecracker.
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I got the idea that we could extend the analysis into a third dimension, ecological divergence.
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We were brought up to do what's best for the players and what's best for the school. And we both wor...
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Hurricanes and bad weather are on people's minds.
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This isn't a new phenomenon, it's a pretty consistent phenomenon.
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I think the results in general are fascinating. Though some of this has been around for a while.
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When I buy my soft drink Ill feel really good about that.
ERIC FUNK
We still have the field.
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I would like to have some factual information.
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I am very much in favor of our partnership with the university.
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This helps fill a big gap that has existed in evolutionary studies.
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They associate Montana with the Wild West.
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Hopefully this will be a lot of fun and people will join in.
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Let's do it. Let's get this whole community into this. Let's have some fun in the community.
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It's got to be fun to lose weight.
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The demand definitely is there and much greater than our supply at this point.
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This is an administrative review law written in the school code that must be followed.
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For those broadcasters who are less than responsible, the FCC needs to have sharper teeth to enforce...
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You really have to understand this isn't a business where you sit in the back room and do calcul...
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I'd love to have Burt Reynolds' career.
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I always loved comedy growing up - Bob Hope, Red Skelton and Danny Kaye.
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I loved Bob Hope and the way he would turn to the camera and break the fourth wall.
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The news is the one thing the networks can point to with pride. Everything else they do is crap - a...
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Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
FRED HOYLE
There is a coherent plan to the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
FRED HOYLE
Space isn't remote at all. It's only an hour's drive away if your car could go straight upwards.
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I think my wife saw a picture of the rock group Journey, and they're kind of aging, and the one ...
FRED WILLARD
It seems like such a terrible shame that innocent civilians have to get hurt in wars, otherwise comb...
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New York's niche is content, and content is becoming more valuable. Just think about what is mor...
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I was really upset because I was branded as an enemy alien when I'm an American.
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You have to realize that the customer really is king. People who go into more established businesses...
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Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark?
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Government is an unnecessary evil. Human beings, when accustomed to taking responsibility for their ...
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We're going to see a lot more young people entering entrepreneurial ventures.
FRED MALEK
I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.
FRED ALLEN
Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year.
FRED ALLEN
Where were you fellows when the paper was blank?
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A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do even better.
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An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about t...
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I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.
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All television is children's television.
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FRED ALLEN
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
FRED ALLEN
When you get through all the phony tinsel of Hollywood, you find the genuine tinsel underneath.
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A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but as a group decide nothing can ...
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Part of the problem with the word 'disabilities' is that it immediately suggests an inability to see...
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When you're prepared, you're more confident. When you have a strategy, you're more comfortable.
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I'm like a duck: calm above the water, and paddling like hell underneath.
FRED SHERO
I just put my feet in the air and move them around.
FRED ASTAIRE
The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any.
FRED ASTAIRE
Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.
FRED ASTAIRE
Happiness is a positive cash flow.
FRED ADLER
A man who is contented with what he has done will never become famous for what he will do.
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Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission.
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Boxing purists, quite naturally, question Tyson's appetite for victory. Mills Lane should have stopp...
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I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity... I don't want to look like a little old man d...
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Dancing is a sweat job.
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Chance is the fool's name for Fate
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I am bit sending messages with my feet. All I ever wanted was not to come up empty. I did it for the...
FRED ASTAIRE
I'm just a hoofer with a spare set of tails
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Disco is just jitterbug.
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Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
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FRED ALLEN
Anyone who does anything to help a child in his life is a hero to me.
FRED ROGERS
[Television is] the triumph of machine over people.
FRED ALLEN
Television is a new medium. It's called a medium because nothing is well-done.
FRED ALLEN
Committee--a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be ...
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Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.
FRED ALLEN
After two years in Washington, I often long for the realism and sincerity of Hollywood.
FRED THOMPSON
I suspect that writer's block afflicts mainly people who have some stable and ample source of in...
FRED SABERHAGEN
Given the slow pace of Washington's bureaucracy, policymakers are often busy solving yesterday&#...
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The kind of audience that watches 'Matlock' is ideal for a lead-in to the affiliates' ne...
FRED SILVERMAN
I play a musical instrument a little, but only for my own amazement.
FRED ALLEN
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
FRED ALLEN
There are aspects of Asian culture in my work, but it's really rooted in an American experience ...
FRED TOMASELLI
I didn't think that the government would go as far as to include American citizens to be interne...
FRED KOREMATSU
I was an American citizen, and I had as many rights as anyone else.
FRED KOREMATSU
As long as my record stands in federal court, any American citizen can be held in prison or concentr...
FRED KOREMATSU
My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama.
FRED ALLEN
I am tolerably ignorant about Judaism, and much of what I do know about it seems hard to swallow, be...
FRED MELAMED
Comedy always came easier for me. But I would have loved to have been an action hero.
FRED WILLARD
It scared me to death to think about improv, but I got hired for a year at Second City in Chicago, w...
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When you think about accountants, who would want to be an accountant? But, what would we do without ...
FRED WILLARD
You know, you don't have to look like everybody else to be acceptable and to feel acceptable.
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New discoveries and production of resources like shale oil and gas are dramatically altering our ene...
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Everything would be alright if everything was put back in the hands of the people, and we're goi...
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Play is often talked about as if it were a relief from serious learning. But for children play is se...
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Sometimes you have to, as I say, build bridges where you can - but draw lines where you must.
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The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on a desk that h...
FRED ALLEN
An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.
FRED ALLEN
If human beings are fundamentally good, no government is necessary; if they are fundamentally bad, a...
FRED WOODWORTH
The problem is that agencies sometimes lose sight of common sense as they create regulations.
FRED THOMPSON
Profit or perish... There are only two ways to make money: increase sales and decrease costs.
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FRED SILVERMAN
You can't build a revolution with no education. Jomo Kenyatta did this in Africa, and because th...
FRED HAMPTON
I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.
FRED ALLEN
Committee - a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be...
FRED ALLEN
It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive allianc...
FRED ALLEN
An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt.
FRED ALLEN
California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
FRED ALLEN
Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners.
FRED ALLEN
A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on.
FRED ALLEN
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
FRED ALLEN
The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.
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The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi.
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Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday an...
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A conference is a gathering of people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothin...
FRED ALLEN
A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but who, as a group, can meet and ...
FRED ALLEN
An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is abo...
FRED ALLEN
The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand.
FRED ALLEN
A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark g...
FRED ALLEN
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back...
FRED ALLEN
I know the exploding cost of health care is at the root of our long-term fiscal challenges.
FRED UPTON
Martin Landau in 'Crimes and Misdemeanors' - he gave me chills.
FRED WILLARD
We say primarily that the priority of this struggle is class. That Marx and Lenin and Che Guevara an...
FRED HAMPTON
I think Kellie Martin, Reese Witherspoon and Claire Danes represent the future for women in film, an...
FRED SAVAGE
In the end, we may be hurting the very people we should be concerned about - the inner-city poor, th...
FRED THOMPSON
Cleveland is my hometown, and the Indians have a narrow but rich history.
FRED WILLARD
Someone I've always admired is Catherine O'Hara... I think she's one of the best actress...
FRED WILLARD
Venture capital is about capturing the value between the startup phase and the public company phase.
FRED WILSON
I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity... I don't want to look like a little o...
FRED ASTAIRE
Our work on light bulbs wasn't an arbitrary mandate. We didn't just pick a standard out of t...
FRED UPTON
What's been important in my understanding of myself and others is the fact that each one of us is so...
FRED ROGERS
At 'SNL' there's framed pictures of all the cast members, and it starts with Dan Aykroyd...
FRED ARMISEN
When the Bitcoin white paper emerged in 2008, it was completely revolutionary. The amount of concept...
FRED EHRSAM
People far too often associate derivatives markets with mere speculation, but there are very legitim...
FRED EHRSAM
An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer.
FRED ALLEN
When I see people laughing at ideas and companies we have backed, I smile. It means we are going to ...
FRED WILSON
Obama is a very fine writer with an excellent command of language. His memoir 'Dreams From My Fa...
FRED KAPLAN