[Knowing one of his most dependable players was hurting, Nicklaus gave Furyk to Woods on Friday. Tiger hadn't played well himself the day before, losing 4 and 3 with Couples, but he's still Tiger Woods, capable of beating two men by himself if faced with such a task. Sixteen holes later, Captain Jack looked like a genius. Again.] He really wanted to be Tiger's partner, and Tiger can't help but get motivated by that, ... Jim won't get caught up in the atmosphere or the pressure that goes with playing with him. You get Tiger a guy who is hitting on all cylinders mentally and won't get intimidated by that atmosphere, and that's a big plus.
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Related I would say with the technology we have today, with the equipment, if you put that in Jack Nicklaus ... GREG NORMAN Tiger Woods wouldn't say that, Jack Nicklaus wouldn't say that. That probably motivated some guys. I... DAVIS LOVE III I played with Tiger [Woods], and I probably felt like you would be out there with me. Tiger is getti... GREG NORMAN Whether he was kidding or not, ... Tiger Woods wouldn't say it. Jack Nicklaus wouldn't say it. DAVIS LOVE III Whether he was kidding or not, ... Tiger Woods wouldn't say it; Jack Nicklaus wouldn't say it. DAVIS LOVE III [If it comes down to Vijay Singh vs. Tiger Woods on Sunday at Doral, who's the favorite?] I played w... CRAIG PARRY I've love to play with Tiger just because it's Tiger Woods. BUBBA WATSON I wonder if Tiger Woods knows that every time he tees up his golf ball, he is putting it on somethin... CARLTON FUNN Well it's not easy being Tiger Woods on the course. It's not easy being Tiger Woods off the ... HANK HANEY [Nicknames: Augie, Tiger Woods . Quick-leaping gazelle of a big man sparks team-wide mirth with conf... DERON WILLIAMS I was never his partner on the course. You know, I was playing golf for a different reason. I knew b... DAVID GILLILAND If Tiger Woods calls you up on the phone and asks you to help him, ... you've got to think he thinks... HANK HANEY Tiger Woods was a month away from 34 years of age when his debutantes began turning up in the news. ... DAN JENKINS Annika you are unbelievable. That was like a Tiger Woods shot. MARK O'MEARA Tiger Woods is incredibly influential. If Tim Finchem doesn't listen to Tiger Woods, he's crazy. STEPHEN ROSS I think Tiger would be more enthusiastic about the Ryder Cup (if he skipped the Presidents Cup), and... TOM KITE I was mousy on the outside but inside I'm this tiger and I have to get on with it, HELEN GURLEY BROWN He assaults a ball like Tiger Woods, SIMON HUGHES It's an innate thing, ... It's a Tiger Woods thing, it's a Jack Nicklaus thing. And that's what you ... CHRIS KNUTSEN Khrushchev reminds me of the tiger hunter who has picked a place on the wall to hang the tiger's... JOHN F. KENNEDY I never heard Jack Nicklaus say, 'I'm a great player,' or Tiger Woods, as a matter of fa... ARNOLD PALMER The atmosphere has a buzz to it, and I expect a compelling tournament this year. We've put ourselves... JAY MONAHAN There's no one better than Ben on the greens here at Augusta, probably him, Tiger (Woods) and Phil (... ERNIE ELS If Tiger Woods had played football, he would have been a quarterback. LOU HOLTZ If a fox is unable to befriend a tiger, then the fox should create an illusion of close association ... CHIN-NING CHU I was so nervous. All I could think of was, 'I don't deserve a lesson with Tiger Woods.' But he inst... TERI HATCHER To go undefeated this week, it's all due to my partners, ... I had two great partners (Fred Funk and... JIM FURYK If a man proves too clearly and convincingly to himself...that a tiger is an optical illusion--well,... LORD (GEORGE GORDON) BYRON If a man proves too clearly and convincingly to
himself . . . that a tiger is an optical illusion--... LORD BYRON (GEORGE GORDON NOEL BYRON) I was mediocre and I put Tiger in some tough spots. Certainly I enjoyed playing with Tiger and Retie... FRED COUPLES If you got the game, you got the game. That's why Tiger Woods is out there playing golf with Gre... SHAQUILLE O'NEAL [His best player, Tiger Woods, walked the fairway with a bag of ice pressed against his back. What N... JACK NICKLAUS Tiger is the key to validating your success. You can get nine of the top 10 players, but if you don'... CLIFF DANLEY For me, take Tiger Woods. I always thought he was great, but I never truly understood how good he wa... LARRY FITZGERALD To have the opportunity to work with Tiger Woods was just so awesome. I enjoyed it. I enjoyed the ch... HANK HANEY Khrushchev reminds me of the tiger hunter who has picked a place on the wall to hang the tiger's ski... JOHN FITZGERALD KENNEDY He beat me on the last hole by one stroke. I handed over $100. I always play for money, pressure is ... KENNY G Phil's like Tiger Woods. Everybody gears themselves up for him and wants to beat him, CHRIS DIMARCO If you got the game, you got the game. That's why Tiger Woods is out there playing golf with Greg No... SHAQUILLE O'NEAL We all grew up watching Jack and what he achieved. It was a record that was untouchable. And now Tig... COLIN MONTGOMERIE I'd say normally any TOUR event is close. It's very rare that any of them are runaways. The guys are... FRED FUNK When I was younger, I wanted to pattern my game after Tiger (Woods) and Freddie (Couples), but the m... KEVIN HALL As a ninth grader, over the summer, he was down in Florida working with Tiger Woods on his short gam... DAN DOUGHERTY I know I was a great friend to Tiger Woods. But when you have a relationship that's involves bus... HANK HANEY I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES One day, as Sarita tended to the wash, Gemma played in the garden. She was a knight, you see, with a... LIBBA BRAY It's insane. She's like the Tiger Woods of Japan. She's got cameras on her everywhere she goes. PAULA CREAMER Well, if you take the view that Tiger [Woods] is going to win two every year that leaves only two ma... COLIN MONTGOMERIE We can argue about major championships and whether Tiger will ever surpass Jack's 18 majors, but... ARNOLD PALMER It's very seldom a guy gets on a roll with his putter to the point where he can separate himself fro... FRED FUNK I admire a lot of people, but in terms of sport I've always loved the mentality of Tiger Woods o... RAFAEL NADAL If you stand up to Tiger ... it would be strange to be intimidated by anybody else. DAVID HOWELL Unlike Michael Jordan and Tiger Woods, Jackie Robinson never tried to convert himself into an accept... JOHN GREGORY DUNNE I played with Tiger and Vijay in the Mercedes. I said to my brother and my wife, 'Tiger's playing un... CRAIG PARRY To grace my father's number, pitch in a Tigers uniform and get my first win (as a Tiger) and have hi... JASON GRILLI Tiger Woods makes me a better athlete. LINDSEY VONN Playing Through: Straight Talk on Hard Work, Big Dreams, and Adventures with Tiger EARL WOODS If you are losing a tug-of-war with a tiger, give him the rope before he gets to your arm. You can a... MAX GUNTHER If you are losing a tug of war with a tiger, give him the rope before he gets to your arm. You can... MAX GUNTHER We went into the season knowing we didn't have someone who would make sure we didn't lose games like... BILL PALERMO Tiger grabbed his (the child's) stuff. I didn't get his autograph, but just walking along beside him... DONATHON STOVER Great players like Tiger or Nicklaus or Palmer or Hogan, there just aren't too many of them around. ... RUDY DURAN I think it's going to be a year or two before we know (which players will participate), because the ... DAVE KAPLAN The $60 million winner-take-all event is a one-of-a-kind show that will not just take America by sto... GEORGE GREENBERG I always like to say he'd be another Tiger Woods. BRENDA JONES Appeasers believe that if you keep on throwing steaks to a tiger, the tiger will become a vegetarian HEYWOOD C. BROUN It's a bit like visiting Tiger Woods or Michael Jordan in their retirement home. LISA JACKSON If you do pratikraman of a tiger, then even the tiger will do as you ask it to. There is no differen... DADA BHAGWAN You can't be compared to a Hogan or a Nicklaus until you do it. But... after having dinner with Tige... KEN VENTURI As soon as you get her on the court, she's a tiger. JARONA DEALING I haven't played with Tiger, or in that kind of a field, for a while. And to play that well and almo... ERNIE ELS For our tournament, it's the icing on the cake to get the Tiger Woods of women's golf, the world's b... BRIAN FLAJOLE He's tough [Tiger Woods]. I wish I was that tough when I was his age. JOHN DALY I really enjoy playing 'Tiger Woods' on the Wii, and you can set the levels to easy, medium,... RORY MCILROY No, I want my kids to be Tiger Woods. And Serena Williams. I dig those two. JUNIOR SEAU It was a great privilege for me and my teammates to follow in the footsteps of sporting greats like ... MA LONG Anytime you win a couple of holes with pars against Tiger, that's a bonus. ROBERT ALLENBY Tiger Woods did not always win majors with ease; after his narrow victory in the 1999 PGA, he slumpe... JOHN UPDIKE One of the kids got Tiger Woods' autographs. It's just a nice experience for them. LEO DUGGAN If there had been endorsements back then, he'd have more than [Tiger Woods and Michael Jordan put] t... BOB REISING Wooing the press is an exercise roughly akin to picnicking with a tiger. You might enjoy the meal, b... MAUREEN DOWD Wooing the press is an exercise roughly akin to picnicking with a tiger. You might enjoy the meal, ... MAUREEN DOWD He's got his own gallery out there and people are shouting him on, but you've just got to deal with ... ANDERS HANSEN The first time I ever saw Arnold Palmer, I said, "There's a star." The first time I saw Jack Nicklau... GARY PLAYER By the side of the everlasting Why there is a Yes--a transitory Yes if you like, but a Yes. E.M. FORSTER The greatly anticipated 2009 Masters was like going to a Broadway hit and finding out that the star,... DAN JENKINS I love that woman. She's like a great athlete, like Tiger Woods or Michael Jordan. They make it look... CAMERON DIAZ Tiger Woods is the only sports star who's worth every penny he makes. MARK WAHLBERG He's definitely on the right track. It seems like Tiger got his focus and determination back this ye... LUKE DONALD He didn't have the speed of Tiger Woods coming through the ball, but he made good contact, and he hi... ARNOLD PALMER My goal is to become better than Tiger. If Tiger is the best player in the world, and I want to be t... AARON BADDELEY I met Tiger Woods when he was younger. He's amazing - obviously technically, but his mental appr... JOHN WOODEN [Woods sees himself as an icon, one for the ages. That was evident in the stone-cold way that he wen... TOM WATSON I feel like a tiger right now. There's nothing impossible if you get up and work for it. MICHAEL FLATLEY Michael Jordan and Tiger Woods are really part of a very big advertising program, and the fact that ... PHILIP KNIGHT I've been on the tour for 23 years and anybody who knows me knows that I am a jokester, ... It's too... FUZZY ZOELLER I think his doctor told him to take two pills and to avoid playing Tiger on Tuesday. CHRISTOPHER ANAND When the time comes, let loose a tiger and a devil; but wait for the time with the tiger and the dev... CHARLES DICKENS He's as marketable now as Tiger Woods. He's the hottest face on tour. JONATHAN CLARK Usually, a young kid would get frustrated with a guy who changes styles like that kid did. Plus, the... WILLIE SAVANNAH
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My career progressed slowly. Real slow at a time. The irony of it was I had the best part of my care... FRED FUNK I don't want to rest on my laurels. I still feel like I'm learning a lot about the golf game... FRED FUNK I played the Buick at Flint with Tiger and he was air mailing me 50 to 60 yards every shot. FRED FUNK I'm going to be wearing the Stryker hat because I'm a walking testimonial to the fact that y... FRED FUNK This is a slam dunk this year. All the stars have lined up. It's an unbelievable venue at Congressio... FRED FUNK I'd say normally any TOUR event is close. It's very rare that any of them are runaways. The guys are... FRED FUNK We're on the first tee and he said, 'Freddie, you look nervous, FRED FUNK It can just ruin the whole week. FRED FUNK It's very seldom a guy gets on a roll with his putter to the point where he can separate himself fro... FRED FUNK I had some opportunities that I took advantage of, but missed a couple and made a couple of really g... FRED FUNK As the game has progressed to what I consider a pure power game, this golf course still stands up. I... FRED FUNK It's a shot-maker's golf course. And it's not a one-dimensional type golf course. FRED FUNK You just never know where life is going to take you, you never know where your talent level is going... FRED FUNK Sometimes I think I'm better remembered for the Skins skirt than for winning the Players. FRED FUNK I had a terrible West Coast swing but I've figured some things out and I'm feeling pretty good headi... FRED FUNK You've got to be in the right place to score on it. The greens are such small targets. It's a really... FRED FUNK We flew over coming in, and you could see just how sparse it looked compared to what it used to look... FRED FUNK Major-wise, it's pretty comparable, ... I didn't think he was swinging as good as he wanted to at th... FRED FUNK We've got our 13th man with the home field. They have been fired up for a long time FRED FUNK Stryker was a company that allowed me, when I had my knee replaced and I got the Stryker GetAroundKn... FRED FUNK The tracks on 'Sleep' were recorded live to 2-track. I did a fadeout or two of them, but tha... AARON FUNK I just do these 'Sleep' type tracks when the situation presents itself. I never set out to d... AARON FUNK I find when I'm more awake, I tend to think more of the structure and movement of a tune, abrupt... AARON FUNK I love the immediacy of those old analog machines; it's really inspiring. You just set them up t... AARON FUNK I believe the world to be a muffin pan, and there certainly are a lot of muffins here. AARON FUNK I am looking forward to Saturday's reading. I hope it raises a lot of money to benefit a terrific co... ALLISON FUNK I really hope that the reading raises people's consciousness of domestic abuse and sexual assaults o... ALLISON FUNK I was asked by Pam Garvey, one of the founders of Words on Purpose. ALLISON FUNK The old stumps were still visible, so that after we cut the brush away, we went around and planted s... JOHN FUNK It's more about frequent church attendance than it is about particular sets of beliefs. This asks, '... CARY FUNK The fact that the association is statistically significant despite the crudeness of our estimates su... DANIEL FUNK This helps fill a big gap that has existed in evolutionary studies. We have known for some time that... DANIEL FUNK There are all these species out there and so few of them are known in intimate detail, so any kind o... DANIEL FUNK There was nothing electrical on anyplace. JOHN FUNK Bob and his staff will dedicate their efforts toward the deployment of new products, research and ag... BILL FUNK One does not need additional explanations to understand what we have seen in clinical trials. COLIN FUNK It makes a noise like a fair-sized firecracker. BILL FUNK I got the idea that we could extend the analysis into a third dimension, ecological divergence. DANIEL FUNK We were brought up to do what's best for the players and what's best for the school. And we both wor... CHARLIE FUNK Hurricanes and bad weather are on people's minds. CHARLIE FUNK This isn't a new phenomenon, it's a pretty consistent phenomenon. CARY FUNK I think the results in general are fascinating. Though some of this has been around for a while. CARY FUNK When I buy my soft drink Ill feel really good about that. ERIC FUNK We still have the field. ERIC FUNK I would like to have some factual information. ERIC FUNK I am very much in favor of our partnership with the university. ERIC FUNK This helps fill a big gap that has existed in evolutionary studies. DANIEL FUNK They associate Montana with the Wild West. GARY FUNK The Viennese don't just listen to music but rather view it like the air, something they breathe in, ... GARY FUNK Vienna is considered by many to be one of the centers, if not the center, of Western culture. GARY FUNK Hopefully this will be a lot of fun and people will join in. HEIDI FUNK Let's do it. Let's get this whole community into this. Let's have some fun in the community. HEIDI FUNK It's got to be fun to lose weight. HEIDI FUNK It just makes you feel great about things. You have a better outlook. I'm not in that rut anymore. I... LINDA FUNK I've learned more than I ever thought I would. I was really glad for it because all the information ... LINDA FUNK The demand definitely is there and much greater than our supply at this point. LINDA FUNK We have a huge rivalry with Highland, so the game was real intense with the fans. It was one of the ... LESTER FUNK I'm proud of my guys, their defense kept Rhinebeck only to 50 points. The closest it came was a 10-p... LESTER FUNK Drury is our main rival every year at nationals, so obviously it's really exciting to get this one o... KATIE FUNK I think it's opened our minds to a lot of new ways to train, and I think it's really showing that we... KATIE FUNK It was really exciting. It's kind of bittersweet in a way because I love swimming, but it's a really... KATIE FUNK We want to share what boating was like in the so-called 'golden age' of boating. JEFF FUNK This is an administrative review law written in the school code that must be followed. JEFF FUNK It's hard when you're ahead by a lot. It's hard to maintain intensity. But that's something I've alw... RAY FUNK I went to a dentist for a toothache, and it turned out his kids were in an acting school. We talked ... NOLAN GERARD FUNK I love the idea of renaissance. If my career is like painting a canvas, I want to have as many diffe... NOLAN GERARD FUNK We're going to fight racism not with racism, but we're going to fight with solidarity. We sa... FRED HAMPTON I would suggest maintaining a life and a career outside the Industry. This is a fickle business and ... FRED SAVAGE I am the people, I'm not the pig. You got to make a distinction. And the people are going to hav... FRED HAMPTON Investing in management means building communication systems, business processes, feedback, and rout... FRED WILSON For those broadcasters who are less than responsible, the FCC needs to have sharper teeth to enforce... FRED UPTON One of the first shows I ever did was 'Laverne & Shirley.' I played this sleazy guy that... FRED WILLARD I can say I won a Senior British Open at Turnberry. I think that's the best thing about it, the ... FRED COUPLES Ethereum has taken what was a four-function calculator of a programming language in Bitcoin and turn... FRED EHRSAM You really have to understand this isn't a business where you sit in the back room and do calcul... FRED DELUCA I'd love to have Burt Reynolds' career. FRED WILLARD I've always been a fan of instructional videos. The bass-player ones are insane. The music on th... FRED ARMISEN I left home at 17, traveled. I got married when I was 21. That's a young age. As it turned out, ... FRED COUPLES I always loved comedy growing up - Bob Hope, Red Skelton and Danny Kaye. FRED WILLARD I loved Bob Hope and the way he would turn to the camera and break the fourth wall. FRED WILLARD The news is the one thing the networks can point to with pride. Everything else they do is crap - a... FRED FRIENDLY Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it. FRED HOYLE There is a coherent plan to the universe, though I don't know
what it's a plan for. FRED HOYLE Space isn't remote at all. It's only an hour's drive away if
your car could go straight upwards. FRED HOYLE I think my wife saw a picture of the rock group Journey, and they're kind of aging, and the one ... FRED WILLARD It seems like such a terrible shame that innocent civilians have to get hurt in wars, otherwise comb... FRED WOODWORTH New York's niche is content, and content is becoming more valuable. Just think about what is mor... FRED WILSON I was really upset because I was branded as an enemy alien when I'm an American. FRED KOREMATSU You have to realize that the customer really is king. People who go into more established businesses... FRED DELUCA Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark? FRED STOLLER Government is an unnecessary evil. Human beings, when accustomed to taking responsibility for their ... FRED WOODWORTH We're going to see a lot more young people entering entrepreneurial ventures. FRED MALEK I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin. FRED ALLEN Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year. FRED ALLEN Where were you fellows when the paper was blank? FRED ALLEN A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do even better. FRED ALLEN An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about t... FRED ALLEN I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy. FRED ALLEN All television is children's television. FRED ALLEN If you took all the sincerity in Hollywood and put it in the navel of a fruit fly, you'd still have ... FRED ALLEN I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. FRED ALLEN I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy
me. FRED ALLEN When you get through all the phony tinsel of Hollywood, you find the
genuine tinsel underneath. FRED ALLEN A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but
as a group decide nothing can ... FRED ALLEN Part of the problem with the word 'disabilities' is that it immediately suggests an inability to see... FRED ROGERS When I say it's you I like, I'm talking about that part of you that knows that life is far more than... FRED ROGERS The very best reason parents are so special . . . is because we are the holders of a priceless gift,... FRED ROGERS When you're prepared, you're more confident. When you have a strategy, you're more comfortable. FRED COUPLES I'm like a duck: calm above the water, and paddling like hell underneath. FRED SHERO I just put my feet in the air and move them around. FRED ASTAIRE The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. FRED ASTAIRE Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. FRED ASTAIRE Happiness is a positive cash flow. FRED ADLER A man who is contented with what he has done will never become famous for what he will do. FRED ESTABROOK Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission. FRED ALLEN Boxing purists, quite naturally, question Tyson's appetite for victory. Mills Lane should have stopp... FRED MITCHELL A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to
become well known, then wears dark glasses to... FRED ALLEN I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity... I don't want to look like a little old man d... FRED ASTAIRE The higher up you go, the more mistakes you are allowed. Right at the top, if you make enough of the... FRED ASTAIRE Dancing is a sweat job. FRED ASTAIRE Chance is the fool's name for Fate FRED ASTAIRE I am bit sending messages with my feet. All I ever wanted was not to come up empty. I did it for the... FRED ASTAIRE I'm just a hoofer with a spare set of tails FRED ASTAIRE Disco is just jitterbug. FRED ASTAIRE I am bit sending messages with my feet. All I ever wanted was not to come up empty. I did it for th... FRED ASTAIRE This search for what you want is like tracking something that doesn't want to be tracked. It takes t... FRED ASTAIRE The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. FRED ASTAIRE Imitation is the sincerest form of television. FRED ALLEN A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses ... FRED ALLEN Anyone who does anything to help a child in his life is a hero to me. FRED ROGERS [Television is] the triumph of machine over people. FRED ALLEN Television is a new medium. It's called a medium because nothing is well-done. FRED ALLEN Committee--a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be ... FRED ALLEN A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to... FRED ALLEN Anything that’s human is mentionable, and anything that is mentionable can be more manageable. Whe... FRED ROGERS You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room ... FRED ALLEN Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars. FRED ALLEN After two years in Washington, I often long for the realism and sincerity of Hollywood. 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He's an undertaker in Alabama. FRED ALLEN I am tolerably ignorant about Judaism, and much of what I do know about it seems hard to swallow, be... FRED MELAMED Comedy always came easier for me. But I would have loved to have been an action hero. FRED WILLARD It scared me to death to think about improv, but I got hired for a year at Second City in Chicago, w... FRED WILLARD When you think about accountants, who would want to be an accountant? But, what would we do without ... FRED WILLARD You know, you don't have to look like everybody else to be acceptable and to feel acceptable. FRED ROGERS Tactics, fitness, stroke ability, adaptability, experience, and sportsmanship are all necessary for ... FRED PERRY Before the war, my parents were very proud people. They'd always talk about Japan and also about... FRED KOREMATSU New discoveries and production of resources like shale oil and gas are dramatically altering our ene... FRED UPTON Everything would be alright if everything was put back in the hands of the people, and we're goi... FRED HAMPTON Play is often talked about as if it were a relief from serious learning. But for children play is se... FRED ROGERS Sometimes you have to, as I say, build bridges where you can - but draw lines where you must. FRED THOMPSON The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on a desk that h... FRED ALLEN An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission. FRED ALLEN If human beings are fundamentally good, no government is necessary; if they are fundamentally bad, a... FRED WOODWORTH The problem is that agencies sometimes lose sight of common sense as they create regulations. FRED THOMPSON Profit or perish... There are only two ways to make money: increase sales and decrease costs. FRED DELUCA I was the King of Twinkie-Vision one day, the King of Jiggle TV the next, thanks to Farrah Fawcett a... FRED SILVERMAN You can't build a revolution with no education. Jomo Kenyatta did this in Africa, and because th... FRED HAMPTON I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin. FRED ALLEN Committee - a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be... FRED ALLEN It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive allianc... FRED ALLEN An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt. FRED ALLEN California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange. FRED ALLEN Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners. FRED ALLEN A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on. FRED ALLEN Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. FRED ALLEN The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion. FRED ALLEN The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi. FRED ALLEN Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday an... FRED ALLEN A conference is a gathering of people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothin... FRED ALLEN A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but who, as a group, can meet and ... FRED ALLEN An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is abo... FRED ALLEN The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand. FRED ALLEN A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark g... FRED ALLEN I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back... FRED ALLEN I know the exploding cost of health care is at the root of our long-term fiscal challenges. FRED UPTON Martin Landau in 'Crimes and Misdemeanors' - he gave me chills. FRED WILLARD We say primarily that the priority of this struggle is class. That Marx and Lenin and Che Guevara an... FRED HAMPTON I think Kellie Martin, Reese Witherspoon and Claire Danes represent the future for women in film, an... FRED SAVAGE In the end, we may be hurting the very people we should be concerned about - the inner-city poor, th... FRED THOMPSON Cleveland is my hometown, and the Indians have a narrow but rich history. FRED WILLARD Someone I've always admired is Catherine O'Hara... I think she's one of the best actress... FRED WILLARD Venture capital is about capturing the value between the startup phase and the public company phase. FRED WILSON I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity... I don't want to look like a little o... FRED ASTAIRE Our work on light bulbs wasn't an arbitrary mandate. We didn't just pick a standard out of t... FRED UPTON What's been important in my understanding of myself and others is the fact that each one of us is so... FRED ROGERS At 'SNL' there's framed pictures of all the cast members, and it starts with Dan Aykroyd... FRED ARMISEN When the Bitcoin white paper emerged in 2008, it was completely revolutionary. The amount of concept... FRED EHRSAM People far too often associate derivatives markets with mere speculation, but there are very legitim... FRED EHRSAM An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer. FRED ALLEN When I see people laughing at ideas and companies we have backed, I smile. It means we are going to ... FRED WILSON Obama is a very fine writer with an excellent command of language. His memoir 'Dreams From My Fa... FRED KAPLAN