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The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against wacking them around a little.


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ERIC PORTERFIELD To err is human but to really foul up requires a computer.
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HORACIO RAMIREZ To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
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to be born into
if you don't mind happiness
not always...
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J.R. RIM Mother Superior jump the gun...
-The Beatles, Happiness is a Warm Gun
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DEYTH BANGER Life is a desire!
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GARY F EVANS... It is a lie.
ARTHUR MILLER The advantage of the rain is that, if you have a quick bike, there's no advantage.
BARRY SHEENE To them it's a rational choice. It's just the best computer around.
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ALEX LEVIN The reason there is so little crime in Germany is that it's against the law.
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I am not commanding you, but I ...
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HARPER LEE You can't really get to know a person until you get in their shoes and walk around in them.
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MILTON BERLE A foul is foul no matter when it comes. Why should it not be a foul at the end? Mayo stepped up ther...
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BEN SMITH They let you stick around a little, think you can run with them, then they kick it up another notch.
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BILL HALPIN Some people never take a chance and never know what it's like to live life to the full.
CHLOE THURLOW I don't like dirty. That's why I hate cigarettes. A little bit of alcohol is O.K., but no dr...
JEAN PIGOZZI If you're just taking advantage of cheap machines, and they don't fit well into your environment, th...
BOB HAYWARD Well, you can't know it without something having been sneezed.
A.A. MILNE We'll be Friends Forever, won't we, Pooh?' asked Piglet.
Even longer,' Pooh answered.”
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A.A. MILNE For me, my life is a journey.
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SARAH DARER LITTMAN If the jury have no right to judge of the justice of a law of the government, they plainly can do no...
LYSANDER SPOONER To the law and to the testimony: if they speak not according to this word, it is because there is ...
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DOUG LIMAN No one messes around with a nerd’s computer and escapes unscathed.
E.A. BUCCHIANERI Love isn't the work of the tender and the gentle;
Love is the work of wrestlers.
The one w...
JALALUDDIN MEVLANA RUMI The opportunity to decieve others is ever present and often tempting, and each instance of deception...
SAM HARRIS Life is a risk.
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ANTOINE DE SAINT-EXUPéRY I love the Cardinals, and I think they are getting overlooked a little. But the White Sox do deserve...
CHARLIE WILLIAMS Four short words sum up what has lifted most successful individuals above the crowd: a little bit mo...
A. LOU VICKERY I wish I was home", She said miserably.
She tried so hard to be brave,
to be fierce as a...
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DEMETRI MARTIN I like to use 'I Can't Believe it's Not Butter' on my toast in the morning, because ...
DEMETRI MARTIN If I have to move up in a building, I choose the elevator over the escalator. Because one time I was...
DEMETRI MARTIN I like video games, but they are very violent. I want to create a video game in which you have to he...
DEMETRI MARTIN The multitude of books is a great evil. There is no limit to this fever for writing.
MARTIN LUTHER The word 'happiness' always bothered me, partly because it was scientifically unwieldy and m...
MARTIN SELIGMAN Email is very informal, a memo. But I find that not signing off or not having a salutation bothers m...
JUDITH MARTIN All the cunning of the devil is exercised in trying to tear us away from the word.
MARTIN LUTHER Being voted the world's sexiest vegetarian is about as cool as it gets. It's not quite as co...
CHRIS MARTIN Superstition, idolatry and hypocrisy have ample wages, but the truth goes begging.
MARTIN LUTHER Peace if possible, but truth at any rate.
MARTIN LUTHER Christians are to be taught that the pope would and should wish to give of his own money, even thoug...
MARTIN LUTHER Where God builds a church the devil builds a chapel.
MARTIN LUTHER You cannot combine being a movie star with not being a movie star
MARTIN AMIS I am a novelist,
MARTIN AMIS I hire tea by the tea bag.
MARTIN AMIS Only in art will the lion lie down with the lamb, and the rose grow without thorn
MARTIN AMIS What should we do? We have no wish to interrupt the destroyer's work of saving lives... But war is w...
MARTIN NIEM