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They were hungry at the boards. We didn't finish plays in the first half but in the second, we settled down and played basketball.


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JOE JAMES They definitely got us in the first half. We finally settled down in the second half.
JUSTIN PARNELL We settled down in the second half and played better basketball. The game was lost in the first half...
ERNIE KENT The did a good job on the offensive boards in the second half. We played a really good first half, b...
GLENN VAUGHN In the first half, we struggled to settle. We were playing kickball with that team. We settled down,...
ADAM SKUMAWITZ We just matched Southwest's intensity in the first half â?¦ they dictated the game in the first ha...
ANTHONY ALLEN We just matched Southwest's intensity in the first half â?¦ they dictated the game in the first ha...
ANTHONY ALLEN I thought we played a really good second half. Clear Brook took control of the game in the first hal...
LYNN MCDONALD We got down seven twice, but we didn't panic. I told the guys that there were going to be some bumps...
TIM ROSS They came out hungry in the first half, but our guys had a lot of energy in the second half. We didn...
LEE CLARK At times, we stopped playing as a team. They attacked us hard in the first half and really hurt us o...
MATT BLAIR We played a strong first half, but came out flat in the second half. They were big and strong, but o...
PAUL ALTHAUS In the first half they got a couple of drives on us. But once we settled down and started playing ou...
KIRK MORRISON We just matched Southwest's intensity in the first half â?¦ they di...
ANTHONY ALLEN Montpelier played very, very well. They were the better team. We played better in the second half, b...
BRUCE VIENS I think there was a lack of motivation in the first half. It was a long weekend and after not scorin...
CURTIS BLAIR The first half was the best basketball we've played all year. I don't know if we came out a little l...
TONY HARRELL In the first half, we knew both teams were going to play their hardest. They haven't been here for a...
JEFF CUMBERLAND In the first half they tried to run it inside and we shut them down. Then in the second half they st...
RYAN MATHA We played much better in the second half than we did in the first half. We should have played the fi...
ELLEN BRIDGEWATER We're not where we need to be, but we took some steps. We did not play up to my expectations early. ...
BOB CONNELLY We had a little nerves at the beginning and they did, too, because they came out sloppy. We played p...
CODY BOONE The first half was all scrappy, but we settled down in the second half and started running through o...
CONNOR DRUMM I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ...
KELLY JONES I knew my teammates and me wanted to win this game. We knew we weren't playing our game in the first...
BLAKE SCHILB I was real upset the way we had played the first half. We turned the ball over four times. We didn't...
PETE COSTANZA Once people settled down, we were able to string more passes together. In the second half, they just...
CLINT DEMPSEY I thought we did a good job guarding them. The only place where we lacked in the first half was on t...
BILL FOY We still played good defense in the first half, but our shots just weren't falling, ... Our defense ...
HASSAN ADAMS In the first half we played like amateurs. In the second half we played like champions.
ROY MAKAAY The first half we played pretty tight. But they were doing a nice job on us defensively, too. The se...
BYRON UTTER You knew they were going to hit some deep shots, and we just had to keep grinding and grinding. I th...
PAT FLANNERY They beat us on the boards, but I think we settled down in the end and that made the difference.
BRITTANY ROGERS We wish we would have gotten the three points, but it was slow start from us. I guess there were a l...
FREDDY ADU In the second half we let it all hang out, ... Everybody played their heart out. We pushed everybody...
ERIC TURNER They were able to win the game because we didn't match their intensity in the second half. We gave o...
BUTCH BEARD We played very sloppy early. We gave up too many goals in the first half. But we made some adjustmen...
BRIAN ADKINS We played pretty well in the first half (building a 32-16 lead). And we dominated the boards.
BILL HURLEY We finally started defending in the second half. In the first half we were playing what I like to ca...
JIM O'BRIEN They were creative, and they made some good runs and some good plays. They were dangerous a couple o...
JOSH GROS In the first half, we were running around like it was the state track meet. I told our guys to just ...
MARVIN EMERSON In the first half, we played the best basketball that we have played all year. We were really clicki...
JAY BAVLISH This game is always a big one. We were lethargic in the first half, we didn't execute well and showe...
JEFF BEEMAN We started kind of slow. We were down at least eight in the first quarter, but we were up 37-28 at t...
BILLY THORNHILL The first half we just didn't play very well. It was probably our poorest performance of the season ...
LEONARD BARNES At first we played a little scared. In the second half, we had nothing to lose. We wanted to play wi...
AARON WILSON If we played in the first half how we played in the second half, things might have been different.
DAVE TODD We played a focused and solid first half. But Black Hills took the initiative in the second half.
BILL BAKAMUS The boards in the second half were the difference. They are stronger inside than we are. We stayed w...
JOE RIVERS In the first half, they were posting in the middle on us, and we made an adjustment, but in the seco...
PAT GABRIEL In the first half, we came out nervous. At half, I said 'come on guys, let's go.' We settled down an...
ADAM STERN This game was lost by us in the first half. In the first half, we needed to put on pressure defensiv...
EVAN MASSEY We got caught up in the emotion in the first half and made some dumb fouls. But we played smarter in...
KEVIN FURTADO We played a great first half. We played together and played great defense, but defensively we just c...
CARMEN DOLFO We played pretty even with them in the second half. We didn't throw it away as much in the second. T...
BARRY EMERSON We played with more heart. We were kind of lackadaisical in the first half. (Hunt) saw how we played...
JASMINE DOBBIN I think basically they settled down a little bit in the second half. We sorted out a few more things...
DALE SMITH Our guards were maybe trying to force things (in the first half) some, but they really made some big...
DONNIE CASH We try to put them away in the first period, we try have the game won at halftime. We didn't have th...
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CHARLES BUKOWSKI At halftime, we came out and wanted to win the second half and we almost did that. We played much be...
DAN ROIGER I was completely out of basketball shape, but once I got up and down the floor a few times it came b...
RICKY MARSHALL The second half, we came out (and) we played a lot smarter. I think that made a difference. We tried...
DOROTHY SANDERS I wish this team plays like they did in the second half all the time. We need to play tougher soccer...
EMILY COLE Billy played well. He got into foul trouble in the second quarter. He got two fouls in the second so...
LARRY HOGAN We played extremely well in the first half. The kids were playing with confidence. We felt pretty go...
CHRIS SCHULTZ We missed some easy shots and we played some bad offense early in the game. Our defense turned aroun...
LOUISE JOHNSON I think we were a little tight (in the first half). Being down only one after the first half, consid...
BOB SCOTT (Palmetto) showed a lot of heart. That last 25 minutes of the (first) half, we limped. We were lucky...
DUSTIN DAHLQUIST We were a little emotional and rattled in the first half. We weren't hitting shots. But, once we cal...
EMILY MOORKAMP It seems like all the best people have all the worst habits.
THOMAS WALLACE SCHERZER We played a few different defenses in the first half and they played man. We have the top-ranked def...
LONNIE BRANTLEY We played well in the first half and in the second half I thought we played just as well. I felt we ...
JASON TURKINGTON In the second half we settled down; we executed a little bit more. We got our looks in the lane and ...
GARY CHRISTLIEB We played a great first half, they played a great second half.
CRAIG CAMPBELL We really weren't in control of the ball in the first half. We were not playing at our pace. We had ...
CORBIN DONALDSON Ben kept us in it in the first half. He was really on fire, ... We controlled the second half, but w...
BRYAN DAVIS I was really apprehensive about this game and the key is we took care of the ball in the second half...
MARK FEW We didn't take care of the basketball and we didn't concentrate on knocking down our free throws. I ...
MICHAEL GRANT We have to learn to finish. Our kids played hard in the second half, but we need to take advantage o...
DAN CONWELL We had them wore down pretty good in the first half, but they got some big plays and the momentum ju...
ALAN SORENSEN They must have talked about playing some (defense) at halftime because second half they came out and...
SCOTT UBBENGA The East thought they were going to come out and win this game easily, but we clamped down on them d...
CHASE BUDINGER So, tomorrow, I'm leaving. And I'm not going to let that happen again with anyone else. I'm going to...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY We were ready for the aggressiveness they (the Rebels) were going to bring. But they just played har...
ERIC FERGUSON In the first half, our wide receivers made some plays. In the second half, they didn't.
DANIEL SULLIVAN We started slow today. In the second half we played with better intensity than we did in the first h...
LINDA FLOHR The first half, we played about three or four minutes of basketball. We came out, and I think they h...
JAY CARLIN Their speed got us on that goal and we knew about that coming in. On that one time they finished the...
AMANDA MELCHOR I thought our offense was a little stagnant at times in the first half. I don't know, maybe we were ...
FLAVA SIRK The difference in our shooting was that we settled down in the second half and didn't rush things. I...
GREG VOCK In the second half, we stepped it up a lot. In the first half, we kind of played like we thought we ...
AANIKA DOBBINS We played them tough in the first half. It was good that our guys stepped up and played hard, but we...
DONELL MORGAN I thought we played well in the first half and kept ourselves within reach but in the second half, I...
RASHARD LEWIS I thought defensively, we played poorly in the second half which didn't help. In the first half, we ...
MARK SMITH We just came out flat in the first half. But we played better in the second half. It was a learning ...
JULIE MCGRAW I thought we played fairly well in the first half. We made some mistakes that could have made the le...
BYRON YOUNG As bad as we played defensively we were in the game the first half but then we come out and take the...
JAY KARLINS The first few minutes of the game, we played tight. In the second half, we collected ourselves, and ...
JAY TUNNELL We're a young team, but I thought we settled down in the second and third innings and played better ...
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DAVE FOREMAN Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons that you cannot see wit...
DAVE BARRY We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but ...
DAVE BARRY We are not meant to know everything, Mae. Did you ever think that perhaps our minds are delicately c...
DAVE EGGERS You sit at a desk twelve hours a day and you have nothing to show for it except some numbers that wo...
DAVE EGGERS It’s not that I’m not social. I’m social enough. But the tools you guys create actually manufa...
DAVE EGGERS Even in a country like the USA where fitness has become an obsession, most people exercising do not ...
DAVE WILSON Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, usi...
DAVE BARRY We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide variety of topics; this i...
DAVE BARRY Life's real failure is when you do not realize how close you were to success when you gave up.
DAVE CHECKETT You can't choose what you're famous for in life.
DAVE KELLETT The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German dic...
DAVE KELLETT A great marriage is not when the 'perfect couple' comes together. It is when an imperfect couple lea...
DAVE MEURER Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should aris...
DAVE BARRY The future is no place to place your better days.
DAVE MATTHEWS Nothing can do what a book can do. Lifts you out of your life... to a whole new world, whole new per...
DAVE KELLETT I was trying to make the web more civil. I was trying to make it more elegant. I got rid of anonymit...
DAVE EGGERS Gang violence in America is not a sudden problem. It has been a part of urban life for years, offeri...
DAVE REICHERT It's all very boring to say that we get along great and all that and sometimes we mock up come a...
DAVE EDMUNDS To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent.
DAVE BARRY American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, includi...
DAVE BARRY Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your television witho...
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