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I grew up in a family much like the 'Jerry Springer Show,'
CHRIS CAGLE
In the end we're all Jerry Springer Show guests, really, we just haven't been on the show.
MARILYN MANSON
Who was I to meddle in people’s love lives? Mine was a mess. My heart
wanted the one thing it...
JENN WINDROW
I never thought I'd land in pictures with a face like mine.
AUDREY HEPBURN
There is nothing that makes us feel so good as the idea that someone else is an evildoer.
ROBERT LYND
I never thought I'd land in pictures with a face like mine.
AUDREY HEPBURN
My daughter made me a Jerry Springer-watching kit, with crackers, Cheez Whiz, polyester stretch pant...
ROSEANNE BARR
Jerry Springer' is just kind of the chubby, redneck version of throwing Christians to the lions.
HAL SPARKS
In the end we're all Jerry Springer Show guests, really, we just haven't been on the show.
MARILYN MANSON
Yesterday Jerry Springer bowed out of the Ohio Senate race. He said, 'If I can't run the most embarr...
CRAIG KILBORN
The talk show, as a genre, has been in decline for a while. It started with Jerry Springer, when the...
CRISTINA SARALEGUI
The generous donation from Jerry Springer will help us create entertaining and educational exhibits ...
BRUCE DUMONT
Golf takes me out of the crap of a sick world. Golfers are genuinely courteous in a discourteous wor...
JAMES WOODS
For some odd reason, 'Jerry Springer' and 'The Bold and the Beautiful' are broadcast in southern Afr...
AUDRIE PATTENN
If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs
ARTHUR BAER
If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs.
ARTHUR BUGS BAER
If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs.
ARTHUR BAER
I think my face is different, it's exotic - not like normal beauty. I don't have what you would call...
CAROLINE RIBEIRO
You know how is it when you love someone? And the hard part, the bad part, the Jerry Springer Show p...
NEIL GAIMAN
I don't have 'The Jerry Springer Show'. I just got 'Family Feud', but some of th...
STEVE HARVEY
I played with Mickey Wright and I played with Kathy Whitworth. Putting Annika with those two is like...
DONNA CAPONI
I've been watching 'Pawn Stars' every week for the last year. I like learning about the ...
STEVE WILKOS
It appears that you are scared of the reaction from Muslims, while you were not concerned about the ...
PETER ARNOLD
Aye, well, I've got my garden.
LIKE I
I told my Nike representative, 'Why didn't you guys use me for this?''' Williams said, laughing.
LIKE I
On the interception, I was out of bounds,
LIKE I
casually made his 'abort black fetuses' argument.
LIKE I
I can field my position. If I start worrying about being ready for a line drive too soon that means ...
LIKE I
I told him that he played a great game,'' said Falcons quarterback Michael Vick , who like Manning w...
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I was so concerned with getting the ball out of my hands and not taking the sack, that sometimes I t...
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I knew I had to throw the ball better,'' Manning said of his poor start.
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I think the reason that I have that title or that moniker is because people don't know what to expec...
LIKE I
You're either ready and prepared to take on the task, or you're not,'' he said.
LIKE I
I did not have one butterfly out there today,'' he said.
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Married to the Mob.
LIKE I
Hello you're with Drudge.
LIKE I
I don't expect Christian Fundamentalists to reach out to me. They are adamant that homosexuals are i...
LIKE I
throw enough shit at the wall and some should stick?
LIKE I
I'm not happy, that's all I can say about it,'' he said.
LIKE I
Growing up in Hampton, the face of science was brown like mine.
MARGOT LEE SHETTERLY
The Broadway audiences are very vocal and seem very engaged. For certain shows, especially with a sh...
DAN STEVENS
[Not every audience member was hostile to Goss, the sources say. A Goss sympathizer complained:] Peo...
PAUL GIMIGLIANO
If you had a face like mine, you'd punch me right on the nose, and I'm just the fella to do ...
STAN LAUREL
Books are humanity in print.
BARBARA TUCHMAN
Sarcasm doesn't translate in print at all.
MEGAN FOX
Sarcasm is lost in print.
JON CRYER
People were fed up with reality shows about midgets getting married and weird Jerry Springer talk sh...
EVANGELINE LILLY
Sarcasm doesn't read sarcastic in print.
KRISTEN SCHAAL
We are all born as empty vessels which can be shaped by moral values.
JERRY SPRINGER
All of us, whether or not we're celebrities, every one ought to spend part of their life making ...
JERRY SPRINGER
It's just a show. It's not the end of Western Civilization. It's chewing gum.
JERRY SPRINGER
I treat politics kind of like my religion. It's something I believe in, but I don't want to ...
JERRY SPRINGER
We can't just have mainstream behavior on television in a free society, we have to make sure we ...
JERRY SPRINGER
The greatest time in my career was in Toronto with Tom Cheek and Jerry Howarth, ... They were both s...
GEORGE BELL
By the side of the everlasting Why there is a Yes--a transitory Yes if you like, but a Yes.
E.M. FORSTER
Jerry is a wonderful addition to the Telegraph-Forum. His knowledge of the area business community w...
ANTHONY CONCHEL
I love to hear my Lord spoken of, and wherever I have seen the print of His shoe in the earth, there...
JOHN BUNYAN
Bringing in somebody like Jerry York would be, in my opinion, a great idea.
RALPH WARD
When people do come face to face with each other as human beings, they begin to understand each othe...
CAROLYN CHUTE
I always like to see if the art across the street is better than mine.
ANDY WARHOL
We look like television in print.
ALLEN NEUHARTH
Jack, Jerry and I had been talking about the merger for a while, ... Jerry and I would like to leave...
MASAYOSHI SON
I like things to be quite poppy, quite graphic -- it's quite a London sensibility. I'm not looking f...
LUELLA BARTLEY
An accent like mine and a face like mine, I think a lot of the time it's easy for casting direct...
MICHAEL SOCHA
Any time you're involved in company or a record with guys like Steve Young or Jerry Rice, no questio...
PEYTON MANNING
Jerry sees things that I see. He calms the team down. With all the intangible things he brings, we'r...
TODD TAYLOR
My daughter is a better person than I am. She takes better care of it than I do mine. That's why she...
JACK HEBNER
Jerry Bruckheimer is the most hands-on producer that I've worked with. Jerry's very involved...
TREVOR RABIN
For some reason when I write in cursive, it's easier and flows better for me to read that when I pri...
ASHLEY SCOTT
I've already become a mastodon in print - I don't see a consciousness for my kind of journal...
HUNTER S. THOMPSON
Storytelling, in print or speech, needs vital energy.
FRANK DELANEY
Bill and Jerry have surrounded me with people I trust.
JEFF IRELAND
Jerry was always there with a big smile.
FRANK CHRISTENSEN
I knew that with a mouth like mine, I just hadda be a star or something.
BARBRA STREISAND
I have a Missouri Fox Trotter. So mine's like a quarter horse, but just a much better gait - it ...
MITT ROMNEY
I love, love, love live performance. It's like walking a tightrope without the net. You better b...
SHERYL LEE RALPH
Oh really? Would that be like Steven Glass in the New Republic? ... Lots of print reporters have fab...
TOM REGAN
The fact that the Fed is a secretive organization that restricts access to him, for the most part, a...
JUSTIN MARTIN
Don't get pissy with me leech." With a glare, Carrow pressed her print to his torque. "Even tapped o...
KRESLEY COLE
For some reason when I write in cursive, it's easier and flows better for me to read that when I...
ASHLEY SCOTT
I wouldn't call myself a standup in the presence of Jerry Seinfeld or Chris Rock, but I do my sh...
ALAN THICKE
. . . I am bound upon a wheel of fire, that mine own tears do scald like molten lead.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
I want to solve problems I meet in the daily life by using computers, so I need to write programs. B...
YUKIHIRO MATSUMOTO
Sometimes I do face failures, but I don't like failures.
AMIT KALANTRI
In 1963 we did every one of these songs with Jerry,
DAVID NELSON
O, how thy worth with manners may I sing When thou art all the better part of me? What can min...
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
A DEEP-SWORN VOW Others because you did not keep That deep-sworn vow have been friends of mine; Ye...
WILLIAM BUTLER YEATS
A DEEP-SWORN VOW Others because you did not keep That deep-sworn vow have been friends of mine. Yet...
W B YEATS
On late ex-wife Paula Yates and her lover Michael Hutchence: They thought they were Mick Jagger and ...
BOB GELDOF
Just because it's in print doesn't mean it's the gospel.
MICHAEL JACKSON
I think [Tom] Seaver and [Jerry] Koosman have something to do with that, ... but I'm still surprised...
MIKE SHANNON
In doubles (matches) his volleys are better than mine. He is for sure a better doubles player.
GREG JANSSEN
Thou art a soul in bliss; but I am bound Upon a wheel of fire, that mine own tears Do scald me...
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
I don't ask others of mine rather i know better.
RANA AHMAD KHAN
If there is a heaven, like Saul of Tarsus, Christopher Hitchens is in it. If there is a hell, like L...
BOBBY W. MILLER
The New England Sports Network would allow the Globe to better serve advertisers with combined print...
JANET ROBINSON
I'm not a big TV guy, but I love either 'Auction Hunters' or those repo shows on truTV. ...
ERIC CHURCH
The first voice they hear is mine, the first touch they feel is mine, the first human face they see ...
ROY HORN
Like Pat Riley said, it's the best Miami Heat team he's ever put together and I agree with him. I al...
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There is a public perception that Paris Hilton is the black sheep of the family.
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I see myself as the buffer between the band and the record company.
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Whoever is sitting in the White House, especially in their second term, when gas goes up to $3 a gal...
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You wouldn't want to see the size of the check that I would write if it would for sure get the D...
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If you're not a born-again Christian, you're a failure as a human being.
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It doesn't matter what I say as long as I sound different from other politicians.
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I'm shopping around for something to do that no one will like.
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The backseat produced the sexual revolution.
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Stuff that's hidden and murky and ambiguous is scary because you don't know what it does.
JERRY GARCIA
Montana and I had a chemistry that was unbelievable. When I first came into the league he told me I ...
JERRY RICE
I don't think that McMahon thinks very much about the fact that J.R and I have been successful. ...
JERRY LAWLER
Anne is very forgiving. She doesn't care about money, being rich, or clothes. We never argued ab...
JERRY STILLER
To me it was never about what I accomplished on the football field, it was about the way I played th...
JERRY RICE
I don't like to be rushed. I plan my outfits for the week in advance. I find the appropriate out...
JERRY HALL
I like wearing my wedding ring, it's nice.
JERRY O'CONNELL
If I found the cure for dystrophy tomorrow, I would do a telethon in four weeks for acute pain that ...
JERRY LEWIS
Only an artist as preternaturally acute and copacetic, as oddly visionary and just odd as Richard Ar...
JERRY SALTZ
I get very nervous when I have to take my wedding ring off.
JERRY O'CONNELL
Teams that consistently perform at the highest levels are able to come together and be unified acros...
JERRY REINSDORF
The alternate media are becoming important and viable alternatives to playing live. Records, videos,...
JERRY GARCIA
Part of the healing process is sharing with other people who care.
JERRY CANTRELL
It's really important for children to have good morals and good manners, and that they're th...
JERRY HALL
When comics came along in the 1930s there was a talent pool waiting. And one reason is so many areas...
JERRY ROBINSON
Through these adversities, Israel has endured with continued strength, conviction, and faith.
JERRY COSTELLO
The giant white cube is now impeding rather than enhancing the rhythms of art. It preprograms a view...
JERRY SALTZ
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if...
JERRY SEINFELD
Companies such as Microsoft, Cisco and Intel were just starting at their 10-year anniversary.
JERRY YANG
When you're in comedy, people always come up and say, 'Oh, it must be so hard.' It reall...
JERRY SEINFELD
I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.
JERRY SEINFELD
Make no mistake about why these babies are here - they are here to replace us.
JERRY SEINFELD
That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.
JERRY SEINFELD
There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.
JERRY SEINFELD
I don't want to hear the specials. If they're so special, put 'em on the menu.
JERRY SEINFELD
The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!
JERRY SEINFELD
Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on...
JERRY SEINFELD
When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridiculous. But this is my business; I...
JERRY SEINFELD
You have to motivate yourself with challenges. That's how you know you're still alive.
JERRY SEINFELD
Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and...
JERRY SEINFELD
Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.
JERRY SEINFELD
Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.
JERRY SEINFELD
A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
JERRY SEINFELD
The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers...
JERRY SEINFELD
To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving.
JERRY SEINFELD
My theory is 98 percent of all human endeavor is killing time.
JERRY SEINFELD