This time is strange for me. I feel like I'm changing. I like that, in a way. And even though everything is confusing, I'm not afraid. I'm just ready for something to work. I want to find that person who can make me whole, and who knows maybe I already have.
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Related i'd rather people hate me for who i am then have them like me for who im not KURT COBAIN i know im not the girl you wanted. not the one you want to hear from. but what you see is what you g... SIMI GREWAL I don't know but sometimes I feel that im not a good person in this planet
However I like that feeli... BENJABR, HASSAN im the one who has to die when its time for me to die. so let me live my life the way i want to LIL WAYNE Im okay Im okay now. But you really need to listen to me 'cause im telling you the trut... GERARD WAY Never felt lyk im alone bcoz my soul always follows me dats wat make me feel im not alone & I"ll nev... RAKSHAN BHANDARY I feel like, God expects me to be human. I feel like, God likes me just the way I am: broken and emp... C. JOYBELL C. every body thinks im this cheerful littel person with a wonderful smile but the truth is i hide behi... AMBER FAITH HUN I realize im black, but id like to be viewed as a person, and that is everybodys wish. MICHAEL JORDAN when i meet someone new they tell me that im crazy or that i need personal and that im the weirdest ... DALLY SALAD have i gone mad? im afraid so, but let me tell you something, the best people usualy are. LEWIS CARROLL You'll never find another like me because im the original. RACHEL W A Bullet is a man, from time to time he strays, I compare my life to this, To this I relate. And Im ... CHRIS CORNELL Aye, well, I've got my garden. LIKE I I told my Nike representative, 'Why didn't you guys use me for this?''' Williams said, laughing. LIKE I On the interception, I was out of bounds, LIKE I casually made his 'abort black fetuses' argument. LIKE I I can field my position. If I start worrying about being ready for a line drive too soon that means ... LIKE I I told him that he played a great game,'' said Falcons quarterback Michael Vick , who like Manning w... LIKE I I was so concerned with getting the ball out of my hands and not taking the sack, that sometimes I t... LIKE I I knew I had to throw the ball better,'' Manning said of his poor start. LIKE I I think the reason that I have that title or that moniker is because people don't know what to expec... LIKE I You're either ready and prepared to take on the task, or you're not,'' he said. LIKE I I did not have one butterfly out there today,'' he said. LIKE I Married to the Mob. LIKE I Hello you're with Drudge. LIKE I I don't expect Christian Fundamentalists to reach out to me. They are adamant that homosexuals are i... LIKE I throw enough shit at the wall and some should stick? LIKE I I'm not happy, that's all I can say about it,'' he said. LIKE I Im a soulless lawyer. Give me any opinion and I can argue it. MEGYN KELLY Im telling you, my heart was beating in my throat over the last four holes. This is a huge opportuni... THOMAS AIKEN the difference between me and everyone else is....i know im crazi NICK HILL They're fake bullets, so why do I feel like Im bleeding out? JODI PICOULT I mumble a lot when im off stage, so a lot of times when im with a friend i'll say something and he'... MITCH HEDBERG Don't run away. Im not running away. Im already gone. -Lena and Ethan KAMI GARCIA I feel like im in this river just getting swept along... And if I hold on to anyone, if I'm holding ... BRYAN LEE O'MALLEY We've felt for sometime that IM is next big wave. If you claim to offer a total messaging solution, ... CHRIS CHRISTIANSEN Today's college graduates take IM in the office for granted. If you protect your email systems but i... ED GOLOD Im not trying to prove a point, ... I just want to get it out of my system, and I think I have the o... ANGEL CORDERO, JR. The benefits of IM are undeniable for businesses, yet the security risks and challenges are paramoun... CHRIS SHIPLEY Life is Like a Piano,, and Im Playing Beethoven... KALUM JOHNSON (KDOG) aliens are living on earth for along time,for those who think im talking about another race youre wr... RAJA This is just the way it is, ... When I wanted to use, I went to the black people I knew who used. We... BRIAN CALDWELL Im going to be eighty soon, and I guess the one thing that puzzles me most is how quick it got here. ROY ACUFF Expect me nigga like you'd expect jesus to come back expect me nigga im coming. TUPAC SHAKUR I like being full of mystery and wonder, people always know im up to something but never know exactl... NIKKI ROWE Yes Im young,We Belong,Love Is Sung,By the peaceful Song...Listen Please, You'll fall to your knees,... NOT YER TYPICAL DORK Im proud that Im a politician. A politician is a man who understands government, and it takes a poli... HARRY S TRUMAN Im not looking for perfection, just perfect flaws. KIERRA C.T. BANKS How queer everything is to-day! And yesterday things went on just as usual. I wonder if I've been ch... LEWIS CARROLL Im James Bond. Im Jason Bourne. Im Super-freaking-Mario come to life. JOHN DAVID ANDERSON Im waiting, for what, my kind of people, what kind is that, i can tell my kind of people by their fa... AYN RAND dont read my diary when im gone, ok im going to work now , when you wake up please read my diary, lo... KURT COBAIN I need you here with me we look for our love but we dont find it im searching and searching, I reall... SELENA GóMEZ so what brings you to the doctor today?" "hmm, im afraid i have the chronic desire to save peop... DEB CALETTI sometimes the whole internet and world also seems the whole piece of mud,
and it kills me...
but i d... SVETLANA SHCHEDRINA | LUCKYOPTIMIST I just want one person I can rescue and I want one person who needs me. Who can't live without me. I... CHUCK PALAHNIUK My words control your body and your mind like a symbiot
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i had to interpose NOBLE DA GENIUS I feel that the 200 IM is his signature event and he deserves to be able to do it without a 200 back... BOB BOWMAN I just meant that … I want to be the last person who ever kisses you, too.… That sounds b... RAINBOW ROWELL Im trending therefore I am. EDWARD SQUIRE Cool,” I said. “You can IM with the Council from campus. Maybe you can command people to do your... RICHELLE MEAD I just meant that... I want to be the last person who ever kisses you, too... That sounds bad, like ... RAINBOW ROWELL I got a best time in my freestyle for my relay. This is the first year I've actually done well in fr... AUSTEN RANDOLPH For me, I guess the general reason for using social media is that the connection I have with people ... STEVE AOKI I feel like it was just timing and that for the first time, I feel like this is an expression of who... MARIAH CAREY All that I have done will be remembered when I am all said and done. TRUMAINE M. PRESSLEY I feel like our whole friendship was a lie. She's probably the only person I've ever really opened u... BRENDAN HALPIN It's like people you see sometimes, and you can't imagine what it would be like to be that person, w... R.J. PALACIO You'll never love yourself half as much as I love you and you'll never treat yourself right darling ... NIALL HORAN Im A Good Friend, But Im A Better Enemy. DONALD C HALL There is no longer any excuse for not adopting corporate IM. But businesses should establish policie... TOM EID You did something to me, I don't know what it was but I do know that I don't want to lose you. You a... MAHMOUD EL HALLAB Like anybody, I would like to live a long life. Longevity has its place. But Im not concerned about ... MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. i dont like when people say you know when they are in the middle of telling you something to me it g... DALLY SALAD When you take your step your dream comes true,you see the sky with fluffy clouds you take your breat... SELENA GóMEZ IM is inherently new to a lot of people, ... There is big gap between regular users and those who fe... FRANCIS COSTELLO I never quite understood these actors - though I envy them sometimes - who can lie out for a year or... SYLVESTER STALLONE I'm baking an apple pie tonight, and I dont care Mr.Carb.. Im eating it at 10pm with ice cream,. Tak... NERISSA IRVING We do not have federated IM. We firmly believe you need a separate channel from any public IM system... BOB SHIMP Im going to Invest in a Turtle shell so i dont have to Watch MY Back. add ME to the Ninja Turtles Li... KALUM JOHNSON (KDOG) Just like email, instant messages can be used as evidence in a legal case. So it pays to make sure y... ED GOLOD I don't know limits, that's why I'am infinite and even when im gone I will still remain Sun DALADIER I was king of the mountain for a long time, well, I don't want that no more. I like to perform e... WAYLON JENNINGS Some days i wake up ready to take one huge risk, push myself past the limits of my mind and body, bu... AMIR RIVEROLL Im not a politician and my other habits are good. Ive no enemys to reward, nor friends to sponge. Bu... ARTEMUS WARD i can go on all day pretending to be happy an fooling the world and leave you wondiring when im gone... AMBER FAITH HUN This whole time, I wasn't waiting for something in particular. Just someone who wanted me. DIANA PETERFREUND Freiheit ist etwas Maßloses. Im Guten wie im Schlechten. CARSTEN K. RATH We all need that someone in our life who's going to motivate us and not stress us, and then we need ... MAROUANE LAASSAFAR I wasn’t ready to think about the other yet: that it wasn’t that I wasn’t right for Macon, but... SARAH DESSEN try and kick me while im down ill break ur leg LIL WAYNE Maybe this is something I do that gets me on the field, and when the time comes, I can return to fir... ADRIAN GONZALEZ There comes a time when you have to stand up and shout:This is me damn it! I look the way I look, th... STACEY CHARTER I sound like a crazy person... but I feel when a piano is happy, and I feel when they find that mome... HIROMI UEHARA My wigs are ever changing in height, width, color, size. They make me feel happy. Wearing them makes... NICKI MINAJ I over analyze situations because Im scared of what may happen if I'm not prepared for it. TURCOIS OMINEK Nobody knows me, and I hope that it stays like this. HANSJORG WYSS Thank god im not too cool for the safebelt. KANYE WEST I would say that it's mainly about the director. It's a hard quality to find, but I always k... ALDEN EHRENREICH
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MITCH MCCONNELL There either is or is not, that’s the way things are. The colour of the day. The way it felt to be... MITCH GLAZER Old ways of thinking die hard, particularly when they were weaned by legally enforced monopolies. MITCH KAPOR The Senate is allowed to work the way it was designed to - meaning a place where nothing is decided ... MITCH MCCONNELL Bologna is a deli meat for people with eyes. MITCH HEDBERG I've turned down soap and deodorant commercials - it wasn't my route. MITCH GAYLORD After adding trillions to the debt on big-government policies most Americans didn't ask for and ... MITCH MCCONNELL His eyes were more sunken than I remembered them, and his cheekbones more pronounced. This gave him ... MITCH ALBOM In the last 100 years, three presidents suffered big defeats in Congress in their first term and the... MITCH MCCONNELL Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning. MITCH ALBOM I went to see a band in New York. The lead singer got on the microphone, and he said How many of you... MITCH HEDBERG I wrote a letter to my dad, I was going to write 'I really enjoyed being here', but I accidentally w... MITCH HEDBERG I wrote my friend a letter using a highlighting pen. But he could not read it, he thought I was tryi... MITCH HEDBERG Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier than helping someone move. I just went over... MITCH HEDBERG I want to get a job as someone who names kitchen appliances. Toaster, refrigerator, blender.... all ... MITCH HEDBERG But all endings are also beginnings. We just don't know it at the time. MITCH ALBOM Strangers are just family you have yet to come to know. MITCH ALBOM Sometimes when you sacrifice something precious, you're not really losing it. You're just passing it... MITCH ALBOM Life has to end, love doesn't. MITCH ALBOM Holding anger is a poison. It eats you from the inside. We think that hating is a weapon that attack... MITCH ALBOM And in that line now was a whiskered old man, with a linen cap and a crooked nose, who waited in a p... MITCH ALBOM The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and to let it come in. MITCH ALBOM I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with the... MITCH HEDBERG I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. There would nev... MITCH HEDBERG You know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at m... MITCH HEDBERG With a stop light, green means 'go' and yellow means 'slow down'. With a banana, however, it is quit... MITCH HEDBERG The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall. MITCH HEDBERG I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it. MITCH HEDBERG