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Van Halen would be awesome -- I'd just love to sit and hang with Ed [Van Halen].


Dave Navarro

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SAMMY HAGAR Van Halen is a work in progress.
ALEX VAN HALEN Van Halen was a huge influence on me, and 'Eruption' was the song that really leaped off tha...
DIMEBAG DARRELL Dave thought he was bigger than Van Halen the band. So there was this catfight going on for 10 years...
GARY CHERONE Van Halen can keep providing the rain and I'll keep providing the parade.
DAVID LEE ROTH I wouldn't mind meeting Eddie Van Halen. That would be great. We need to invite him to a race.
AL UNSER When I was 13, I was just figuring out how to play 'Eruption,' poorly, by Eddie Van Halen.
DIERKS BENTLEY There is, of course, a chicken-and-egg element here: does someone gravitate to the role of Eddie van...
STEVEN KURUTZ I wouldn't mind meeting Eddie Van Halen. That would be great. We need to invite him to a race.
AL UNSER Greg Ginn was certainly a huge influence on my guitar playing. I put him up there with people like E...
BUZZ OSBORNE My heroes were Eddie Van Halen - especially after Van Halen I, II, III, and IV - Randy Rhoads, Ace F...
DIMEBAG DARRELL Eddie Van Halen is certainly one of the top innovative virtuosos in history.
TED NUGENT The Beatles will never get back together and David Lee Roth will never again sing with Van Halen.
ALEX VAN HALEN If I had had a chance to tour with Van Halen before the record, I think it would have been a differe...
GARY CHERONE Jump!
VAN HALEN The first Van Halen album makes Johnny Rotten out to be what he really was and still is: a hairdress...
HENRY ROLLINS He's a great front man. He added a lot to the early days of Van Halen.
JEFF BUTLER Without a doubt, Eddie Van Halen is the greatest guitar player who has ever lived.
ZAKK WYLDE You can never deny the immense talent, rock credibility and iconic historical contribution that Van ...
STEVE VAI The name Van Halen, the family legacy, is going to go on long after I'm gone.
EDDIE VAN HALEN I talked to the drummer [Alex Van Halen] about a week ago. And I think, eventually, the inevitable w...
DAVID LEE ROTH Dave was great in Van Halen. No question about it. He was one of the best at being Mr. Rock Star. Bu...
SAMMY HAGAR It was fun while it lasted, but it never seemed real to me. I could not believe I was in Van Halen.
GARY CHERONE I was more influenced by players like Randy Rhoads and Eddie Van Halen than by the guys in southern ...
DIMEBAG DARRELL Then at high school I got an electric guitar and a book with some photos of Eddie Van Halen in it an...
LUKE BUDA You have Extreme and Van Halen and the history that I have with other people I played with. There ar...
GARY CHERONE Sometimes I'll listen to a little old Van Halen, or some Beatles, Zeppelin stuff, classical music......
ERIC CARR When Van Halen started out, there was no path to fame. We just played what we liked. Even today it a...
EDDIE VAN HALEN I was a huge 'Pyromania' fan. You would never expect it, but I was in love with Iron Maiden;...
TIESTO I did some research and tried to pull out some old, classic Van Halen that they had not played in 10...
GARY CHERONE If I would have ever dreamed that I wouldn't be in Van Halen anymore and was going to have resum...
SAMMY HAGAR They describe themselves as Cheap Trick meets Van Halen. They're a perfect college band, and it's go...
DINO CORVINO I think a lot of modern day guitarists start off playing like Eddie van Halen, and they don't ta...
ALVIN LEE When I was in Van Halen I was hitting notes that were out of my range. I never went for those regist...
GARY CHERONE Spitfire asked me if I had a problem talking about Van Halen or Extreme. I really don't. There a...
GARY CHERONE You know, most people, they want to go to Hollywood. They want to be a star. They want to be a rock ...
EDDIE VAN HALEN When I left Van Halen, I went in the studio and made a CD called Marching to Mars with all studio mu...
SAMMY HAGAR When he called me, my stomach went wrench! ... [I thought], Maybe Dave and I can buddy up and all of...
SAMMY HAGAR In Van Halen there were moments, like in some of the ballads, I put my heart and soul into those rec...
SAMMY HAGAR It comes back to the same old question people are always asking me: 'When are you going to do a ...
EDDIE VAN HALEN I was in school with Dweezil Zappa, Frank Zappa's son, and we had a band. Only in L.A. could stu...
GREG KURSTIN When we were on the road, I found out that my greatest hits album went Gold. They freaked out. Thing...
SAMMY HAGAR It's hard to say this about a guy like Eddie Van Halen, one of the greatest guitar players who e...
SAMMY HAGAR The Alanis Morissette tour, everybody thinks that was all sitting around, lighting candles and talki...
TAYLOR HAWKINS On 'Van Halen,' I was a young punk, and everything revolved around the fastest kid in town, ...
EDDIE VAN HALEN David Lee Roth had the idea that if you covered a successful song, you were half way home. C'mon...
EDDIE VAN HALEN We love to travel. We just load up the van and take off.
SANDRA WILLIAMS However you feel about Dimebag, this is one of the most influential metal guitar players of the '...
GLENN DANZIG More and more, I enjoy hearing people who are good at their instruments and who've found a disti...
JOHN DARNIELLE I love players like Thurston Moore. I mean, you can put notes down on a sheet of paper, and if you p...
FRANK IERO Halen pinned all of his competitors in less than 30 seconds.
DALLAS ROBINSON If you want to be a rock star or just be famous, then run down the street naked, you'll make the...
EDDIE VAN HALEN When I'm home on a break, I lock myself in my room and play guitar. After two or three hours, I ...
EDDIE VAN HALEN When I was growing up and listening to bands like the Dave Clark Five, the groove was what initially...
EDDIE VAN HALEN Nirvana was huge, but it didn't appeal to everyone.
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EDDIE VAN HALEN And if I would have taken lessons I probably wouldn't have done it, and what forced me to do all...
EDDIE VAN HALEN I can't read music. Instead, I'd do stuff inside the piano, do harmonics and all kinds of cr...
EDDIE VAN HALEN I started doing all kinds of weird stuff on the guitar, which became part of my playing. I started d...
EDDIE VAN HALEN I destroyed a lot of guitars trying to get them to do what I wanted, but I learned something from ev...
EDDIE VAN HALEN It's always about the music, never about anything else.
EDDIE VAN HALEN A guitar is a very personal extension of the person playing it. You have to be emotionally and spiri...
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EDDIE VAN HALEN Music is for people. The word 'pop' is simply short for popular. It means that people like i...
EDDIE VAN HALEN The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can ...
EDDIE VAN HALEN I'm not a rock star. Sure I am, to a certain extent because of the situation, but when kids ask ...
EDDIE VAN HALEN There are really three parts to the creative process. First there is inspiration, then there is the ...
EDDIE VAN HALEN We're musicians. We make music for a living. It's that simple. Nothing else matters.
EDDIE VAN HALEN There's a plaque on our wall that says we've sold over 65 million albums, and I don't fe...
EDDIE VAN HALEN If you have a great-sounding guitar that's a quality instrument and a good amp, and you know how...
EDDIE VAN HALEN I have pictures of me sitting in the racquetball court in my pajamas with an acoustic guitar, and Wo...
EDDIE VAN HALEN It's funny, when bands or younger musicians ask me: 'So, what does it take to make it?' ...
EDDIE VAN HALEN The one thing I do have is good ears. I don't mean perfect pitch, but ears for picking things up...
EDDIE VAN HALEN 'For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge' took a year to record; that's why the playing on it migh...
EDDIE VAN HALEN Everything I did is because I wanted to do it. If I weren't playing this arena, if I were playin...
EDDIE VAN HALEN The stainless-steel frets were a major breakthrough, because of the amount of playing and bending th...
EDDIE VAN HALEN I grew up on a lot of early Beatles, DC5, Cream, Clapton, Page, Beck and Hendrix.
EDDIE VAN HALEN I can't read music. Instead, I'd do stuff inside the piano, do harmonics and all kinds of cr...
EDDIE VAN HALEN It's part of our nature. As much as I love (brother and guitarist Eddie), if you put us in a roo...
ALEX VAN HALEN I mean it's funny, playing music, how of course you want it to do well, you want them to like it...
EDDIE VAN HALEN It's nice seeing everybody again - not that I am implying that I have a close personal relationship ...
ALEX VAN HALEN You come to the planet with nothing and you leave with nothing, so you'd better do some good while y...
ALEX VAN HALEN Some things are impossible.
ALEX VAN HALEN There's nothing worse than having everybody thinking alike, talking alike and having the same direct...
ALEX VAN HALEN When you leave the planet, you leave music behind.
ALEX VAN HALEN Whatever our personal differences are, there are no bigger fans of this band than the people who are...
ALEX VAN HALEN I'm blessed with a good pair of ears. That's how I fooled my piano teacher. I'd watch hi...
EDDIE VAN HALEN We're having a blast. Just four friends getting together.
ALEX VAN HALEN Yeah, we have our differences, but we put those aside, and now we're making music. It's great.
ALEX VAN HALEN On a personal level, we all get along fine.
ALEX VAN HALEN Meaning that if you live in the moment, so to speak, we play today, and tonight we're done.
ALEX VAN HALEN It's part of our nature. As much as I love (brother and guitarist Eddie), if you put us in a room wi...
ALEX VAN HALEN Sammy and I got together and it was like we hadn't missed a beat.
ALEX VAN HALEN I don't feel a day older when it comes to my approach to music or what gets me off than when I w...
EDDIE VAN HALEN Everybody has a high point and a lot goes into that: timing, situation, general consciousness.
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DAVE BARRY Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated ...
DAVE BARRY Democracy: In which you say what you like and do what you're told.
DAVE BARRY There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have personal computers, and those who ...
DAVE BARRY The obvious and fair solution to the housework problem is to let men do the housework for, say, the ...
DAVE BARRY It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in...
DAVE BARRY In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it 'Christmas' and went...
DAVE BARRY Although Golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, today its open to anybody who owns h...
DAVE BARRY Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybo...
DAVE BERRY Anything done for the first time unleashes a demon.
DAVE SIM I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any ...
DAVE BARRY The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
DAVE BARRY A thunderstorm is God's way of saying you spend too much time in front of the computer
DAVE BARRY It is a good idea to "shop around" before you settle on a doctor. Ask about the condition of his Mer...
DAVE BARRY Americans who travel abroad for the first time are often shocked to discover that, despite all the p...
DAVE BARRY The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they...
DAVE BARRY My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible.
DAVE BARRY The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning "ability to," and bics, meaning "withst...
DAVE BARRY Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should aris...
DAVE BARRY The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.
DAVE BARRY The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas...
DAVE BARRY We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless y...
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