12% of dreams create jobs. 88% of jobs destroy dreams.

The employed are punished by having to do what they do not love. The self-employed are punished by the opposite.

Retirement is the menopause of an employee’s mind and hands.

12% of employees eat because they are hungry. 88% of employees eat because it is 1 o’clock.

The garden is an unemployed township-based man's cubicle.

Weekends are an employee’s parole.