Tommy Cooper
Related TOMMY COOPER I can tell you that you will have your hearts broken more by the people you love than by the people ... MARGARET PETERSON HADDIX Are you taking us to the beach?" - Dan Cahill JUDE WATSON Let's head out to the ruins." - Dan Cahill ROLAND SMITH It looks ancient," - Amy Cahill JUDE WATSON It SMELLS ancient," - Dan Cahill JUDE WATSON Palm trees were fanned by a warm, light breeze, and they rolled down their windows to smell the sea. JUDE WATSON About f-f-ace!" she said to the horse, flailing with her boots. "Into the barn, please. It's time fo... PETER LERANGIS RICK RIORDAN RICK RIORDAN Alas, I think I am becoming a god. TITUS LUCAN LUCAN Don't have to see," the pilot grunted. "Olga knows the way."GORDON KORMAN SENECA SENECA SENECA SENECA SENECA SENECA SENECA I'm still a big 'Grey's Anatomy' fan. BROOKE ELLIOTT I used to watch 'Grey's Anatomy' pretty religiously. ERINN HAYES I always said, 'A blind dog with three legs could get a standing ovation for singing 'I'... POLLY BERGEN EMMA STONE TOMMY COOPER So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me 'Can you give me a lift?' I said ... TIM VINE I always find Victoria's Secret models a bit weird. EDIE CAMPBELL I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. WENDY LIEBMAN You know I've got a chum, a smashing mate, he's got a dog with no legs, and he calls it a ci... NORMAN WISDOM I don't go around thinking I'm attractive or not attractive. It has never occurred to me. Pe... MELVYN BRAGG I'm proud to say that I was that guy playing the character of Dr. Burke on 'Grey's Anato... ISAIAH WASHINGTON Now, with Annie gone, I'm looking for a new dog. I have a lot of duck hunting planned, and I can... BUD GRANT W. BRUCE CAMERON BRUCE CAMERON La vida es un regalo diario. Valóralo. Al final, lo que importa no son los años de vida, sino la v... PAOLA CALASANZ ''DULCINEA'' I hear it all the time in the street: 'It's the crisp bloke.' GARY LINEKER AFRICAN PROVERB AFRICAN PROVERB You always hear people saying, 'I hope I'm not turning into my dad', but I'd be hono... JOHNNY VEGAS Before 'Grey's Anatomy,' I was doing musicals, plays, commercials, you name it. CHANDRA WILSON GARTH STEIN Look, I've always been a confident bloke. I'm grateful to my mother for that. BRYAN BROWN JOHN SINGLETON MARC JACOBS I'm a car singer, in fact sometimes I pretend to take my dog out for a walk, and I'll just d... CASEY ABRAMS I am good in bed - I don't snore. I don't take the duvet. I just lay there and go straight o... LEN GOODMAN JOHN LYDON Because I'm a designer, I'm quite good when I shop. I know what I'm looking for. OZWALD BOATENG I'm a really boring bloke, actually. My business is my hobby. LLOYD DORFMAN When I'm training a dog, I develop a relationship with that dog. He's my buddy, and I want t... IAN DUNBAR Watch 'Dog with a Blog' to get a good laugh, to see me, of course, and to see an awesome, aw... BLAKE MICHAEL JOANNA LUMLEY My friends will be like, 'That bloke was chatting you up', and I'll go, 'What?' ... ELIZA DOOLITTLE CAT DEELEY Although I'm a very emotional man, I just can't have blind faith; I have to find out for mys... DAVID SUCHET DEMETRI MARTIN ARSENE WENGER MALCOLM X if you can't have the one you love, you can love the one you have IRAZ 'DEALOVA' CHARLES M. SCHULZ It just kills me when people buy a dog when there are dogs in shelters. I still get emotional when I... BOB HARPER SAMUEL BUTLER SAMUEL BUTLER JOAN RIVERS I'm a lot less cranky when it's just me and my dog. BOB PETERSON GEORGE EADS Dog parks can be a fantastic way to socialize your dog, but it's important for owners to underst... CESAR MILLAN LES DAWSON They got rid of bottled water. We got thermoses that say 'Grey's Anatomy Season 4' with ... BROOKE SMITH Well, even to this day, if I smell a Big Mac, I'm like Pavlov's dog. My mouth starts waterin... MORGAN SPURLOCK KATE MOSS JOHN G. AVILDSEN I saw these new kinds of stores: the Body Shop, the Sock Shop, and I thought to myself, 'I can d... SANDRO VERONESI SAMUEL FOOTE GEORGE FOREMAN CAROLINE KNAPP 'Anna Karenina' is just a story about a woman falling in love with a bloke who is not her hu... HANIF KUREISHI BRENDON URIE I'm not into having a pedigree dog. AGNES OBEL BERNADETTE DEVLIN BERNADETTE DEVLIN BERNADETTE DEVLIN BERNADETTE DEVLIN JASON MRAZ STEVEN WRIGHT MAGGIE Q DOLLY PARTON RICHARD C. ARMITAGE I believe a calm dog is a happy, obedient dog that won't get into trouble. CESAR MILLAN Readers want to visualize your story as they read it. The more exact words you give them, the more c... NANCY KRESS The first time I played a killer, in the 1997 film 'Mojo,' I went to my local video shop and... AIDAN GILLEN SOLANGE KNOWLES Some bloke came up to me in Tesco a couple of years ago at 11:30 pm and said: 'Excuse me, would ... RICHARD GRIFFITHS EMILIA FOX DRAYMOND GREEN DIERKS BENTLEY LIBBA BRAY JOEL MADDEN Can you imagine a guy breaking into your car, and he steals your guitar case 'cause he thinks it... EUGENE CHADBOURNE
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TOMMY ARMOUR The Ramones are not an oldies group; they are not a glitter group. They don't play boogie music,... TOMMY RAMONE TOMMY LEE TOMMY LEE TOMMY LEE TOMMY LASORDA TOMMY LASORDA TOMMY HENRICH TOMMY LASORDA TOMMY STEELE TOMMY LASORDA TOMMY LEE When you don't know what you're talking about, it's hard to know when you're finished. TOMMY SMOTHERS TOMMY LASORDA TOMMY HILFIGER TOMMY HILFIGER Mostly I listen to old-time music, some bluegrass, some Americana stuff, too many to name. But of th... TOMMY RAMONE TOMMY SHAW TOMMY CHONG TOMMY HILFIGER TOMMY HILFIGER TOMMY HILFIGER TOMMY HILFIGER TOMMY HILFIGER TOMMY HILFIGER TOMMY HILFIGER TOMMY HILFIGER TOMMY HILFIGER TOMMY HILFIGER TOMMY HILFIGER TOMMY HILFIGER TOMMY HILFIGER TOMMY HILFIGER TOMMY HILFIGER TOMMY HILFIGER TOMMY HILFIGER TOMMY HILFIGER TOMMY HILFIGER TOMMY HILFIGER TOMMY HILFIGER TOMMY HILFIGER TOMMY BOLT TOMMY CHONG Trust is a big word for me. Loyalty and trust, for me, are everything. It's the core of what I&#... 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TOMMY CALDWELL I grew up a clumsy kid with bad hand-eye coordination. Yet here on El Cap, I felt as though I had st... TOMMY CALDWELL TOMMY LASORDA TOMMY SHAW TOMMY LASORDA If the United States is hit with a weapon of mass destruction that inflicts large casualties, the Co... TOMMY FRANKS TOMMY CHONG TOMMY LASORDA I was born in Budapest, Hungary, and moved to the United States in 1956. It was during the Hungarian... TOMMY RAMONE TOMMY CHONG TOMMY CHONG TOMMY LASORDA We have learned the need to be flexible or to have flexible forces, agile forces, who can move quick... TOMMY FRANKS TOMMY HILFIGER TOMMY LASORDA I remember burying a girl fourteen years of age who had died with a ruptured appendix... I buried a ... TOMMY DOUGLAS TOMMY LASORDA TOMMY CHONG Any vehicle that conveys great songs and the ability to perform them, whether it's 'N Sync o... TOMMY MOTTOLA TOMMY LASORDA Acid wasn't getting a whole lot of bad press at the time, and as I saw the whole bad-press thing... TOMMY RETTIG TOMMY LEE There are no more heroes in America. Because of the Internet, heroism has become momentary and withi... TOMMY MOTTOLA Courage, my friends; 'tis not too late to build a better world. TOMMY DOUGLAS TOMMY LEE TOMMY LEE TOMMY LASORDA TOMMY LEE TOMMY LASORDA We live in a world full of people who are satisfied with pretending to be someone they are not. TOMMY TRAN TOMMY LASORDA TOMMY LASORDA TOMMY LEE TOMMY HILFIGER We have learned that precision munitions go precisely where they're targeted to go. We've le... TOMMY FRANKS TOMMY LASORDA TOMMY LASORDA TOMMY CHONG TOMMY LEE TOMMY LEE TOMMY LEE The ultimate censorship is the flick of the dial. TOMMY SMOTHERS TOMMY SHAW TOMMY LEE She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook. TOMMY MANVILLE Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now blue-green meat, THAT'S bad for you! TOMMY SMOTHERS TOMMY LASORDA TOMMY LEE TOMMY BOLT TOMMY LASORDA TOMMY CHONG In high school, I got into folk music, and I taught myself guitar. And when The Beatles came out, I ... TOMMY RAMONE Stupidity is genius, it's the genius part that is often misunderstood. TOMMY POLO Express yourself, don't hurt yourself. TOMMY WISEAU Groupies are just very enthusiastic fans, that's all. TOMMY RAMONE TOMMY CHONG For me, I love to dream big, and I love to find ways to be a bit of an explorer. These days, it seem... TOMMY CALDWELL Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine w... TOMMY DOUGLAS One of his strengths is being precise in what he's doing and any quarterback, whether you're young o... TOMMY MADDOX a hammer and an anvil. TOMMY FRANKS TOMMY LASORDA TOMMY CHONG TOMMY LASORDA TOMMY LEE TOMMY LEE TOMMY LEE I think we focused on this game more than Tuesday (a narrow 70-68 win over Avinger). We were almost ... TOMMY BLEEKER TOMMY CHONG I, for one, begin with intent. There is no question that, Saddam Hussein had intent to do harm to th... TOMMY FRANKS It's a very sad day for people like myself who loved him to bits. The only thing was he should have ... TOMMY DOCHERTY Personally, I am very, very sorry we have come to this. I suppose it is another sign of the times. TOMMY DOCHERTY Football wasn't meant to be run by linesmen and air traffic control. TOMMY DOCHERTY I've always said there's a place for the press but they haven't dug it yet. TOMMY DOCHERTY I said to myself, where are we living? In the United States of America where you're innocent unt... TOMMY BOND I tend to pick objectives that I feel are safe because I know that, in the moment, I always go for i... TOMMY CALDWELL Liz did a great job pitching and she didn't give up a lot of hits. (The Hawks) just put back-to-back... TOMMY RAMOS The first record was basically a quick, fast record. The second record, we were going for more of a ... TOMMY RAMONE The Western world, the free world, loses what it cherishes most, and that is freedom and liberty we&... 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The haughty blind person picks a fight with his guide. - Ethiopia 
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