A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter.

Even the police have an unlisted number.

In a restaurant choose a table near a waiter

One time, I went to a restaurant and I asked the waiter for some food for thought. He left, came back, and tried shoving a sirloin in my ear.

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person

If you're a person who says yes most of the time, you'll find yourself in the hotel business and the restaurant business.