In a restaurant choose a table near a waiter

A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter.

One time, I went to a restaurant and I asked the waiter for some food for thought. He left, came back, and tried shoving a sirloin in my ear.

God is closest to those with broken hearts.

It is easier to guard a sack full of fleas than a girl in love.

What you give for the cause of charity in health is gold; what you give in sickness is silver; what you give after death is lead