A Committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but as a group decide that nothing can be done

Television is the triumph of machine over people.

Television is a triumph of equipment over people and the minds that control it are so small that you could put them in a gnat's navel with room left over for two caraway seeds and an agent's heart

A conference is a gathering of people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but who, as a group, can meet and decide that nothing can be done.